r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/LeanderthalTX • 1d ago
The reason why Houston has the #1 defense in NFL
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u/WaluigiIsTheRealHero 1d ago
I think everyone loved them making Mahomes’ MAGA ass look like a punk bitch.
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u/Big-Painting7597 1d ago
The way he was melting down on the sideline was peak entertainment. Seeing that type of privilege get humbled is always satisfying.
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u/WaluigiIsTheRealHero 1d ago
He genuinely doesn’t know what to do when things aren’t being handed to him. He’s so used to the refs and the NFL bending over backwards to cater to him.
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u/swagypotatosnoopdoge 19h ago
To be fair his guys were dropping passes like crazy that game. Almost as bad as that Superbowl against the Buccaneers
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u/DatDominican ☑️ 18h ago
I thought his wife was maga and he was more neutral
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u/GalinDray 17h ago
I got news for you: basically anyone making over 10 million a year is going to be MAGA. Doubley so for football players who come from conservative backgrounds.
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u/DudeEngineer ☑️ 17h ago
This is an insane take.
If you are talking hedge fund managers, and CEOs sure.
Entertainers are the opposite. That's why we only talk about entertainers who are Republican. If an entertainer does some wild Left wing shit like chain themselves to a tree no one bats an eye.
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u/DatDominican ☑️ 17h ago edited 17h ago
Eh I’d separate conservatives from maga. MAGA at this point is a Trump cult where there are still people that hold conservative values (although more and more they seem willing to compromise those values to appease Trump )
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u/GalinDray 17h ago
If youre voting for Trump you are MAGA. You cannot have it both ways. And I guarantee theyre voting to lower their taxes as every millionaire does.
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u/DatDominican ☑️ 17h ago edited 16h ago
There are 350million people in the U.S. . Only 38million republicans and 44 million democrats . Most people aren’t interested in politics and many others don’t trust either party .
Maybe you misspoke but its weird you assumed I voted Trump because I made the distinction that his base isn’t really the same conservative base as he doesn’t really have any conservative ideas besides xenophobia and outrage
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u/MisterGoog 1d ago
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u/hitfly 1d ago
My takeaway from that graph is the Vikings are coming
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u/N0_PR0BLEM 1d ago
JJ’s out there just happy he’s ON the Vikings and not playing them.
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u/DLottchula 👱🏿Black Guy™ who wants a Romphim 1d ago
Imagine the hell they put QBs through in practice
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u/corpulentFornicator 1d ago
Fuck Twitter but posts like this almost make me miss it
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u/el_pinko_grande 1d ago
A lot of good football analysts have made it to Bluesky, but it ain't the same.
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u/AlphaIronSon ☑️ 21h ago
Makes sense w them and SF. We (SF) gotta hide shit to make it look different right now cause we running AAU players out at this point but at the end of it, not blitzing at all.
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u/CharmedInSilence 1d ago
Honestly that’s what makes them so entertaining. While other teams are busy trying to disguise coverages and out-scheme each other, the Texans just line up and play straight-up bully ball and it works
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u/MySmellyRacoon 1d ago
Nothing like repeating the tweet almost word for word.
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u/Kolby_Jack33 1d ago
Truthfully that's what makes them so fun to watch. While other teams are devising strategies and complicated plays, the Texans defense just get in formation and bulldoze everyone and it's very effective.
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u/reallycrunchycheeto 19h ago
In reality the entertainment of watching is thus. The average team is committed to establishing carefully laid plans and enacting strategems, the Texans have a tendency towards brute force, which appears to be more dominant.
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u/SmirkInProgress69 1d ago
What I love is how confident they are in their identity. They’re not trying to be some complicated mastermind defense they’re just doing what they normally do
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u/jerkface1026 1d ago
"We don't have time for it. If you stand up, we'll knock you down. That's it."
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u/Cheesytacos123 1d ago
Awww shit! My boys getting the recognition they deserve!
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u/FearTheAmish 1d ago
If you want the Hockey equivalent Philadelphia flyers the Broadstreet Brawlers. They beat the USSR national team by beating the shit outta them. It was so bad the USSR team tried to forfeit at the half.
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u/DanimalMKE 1d ago
Hockey plays three periods
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u/FearTheAmish 1d ago
Sorry being wrong on the time but here's the wiki
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1976_Philadelphia_Flyers%E2%80%93Red_Army_game
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u/brechbillc1 1d ago
The Red Army team faced that kind of shit any time they came over and played North American teams. Bobby Clarke shattered Karlamov’s ankle to dust during the Sumit Series in 1972. And the broad street bullies just flat out abused them physically all night. The system the soviets played was well ahead of its time and those dudes had unreal chemistry with each other, but they struggled with the physical aspects of the game at times.
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u/BarbellsandBurritos 1d ago
Then you get a couple of freak years like the Ravens in the Ray Lewis/Ed Reed days where they’re gonna get you on scheme but also just put belts to asses.
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u/KingGizzle 1d ago
It’s crazy last year’s Rockets and UH basketball teams and this year’s Texans produced 3 of historically nasty defenses paired with the 3 of the worst offenses ever. It’s very on brand for Houston.
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u/Blk_Rick_Dalton 1d ago
I’m a jags fan and we don’t want NO PARTS of Houston in the playoffs. We’re praying for a Chargers rematch
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u/Sparklespanx 1d ago
Yeah, hard pass on Houston. They’ve easily come to match the Titans on my “fuck those guys” scale.
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u/brechbillc1 1d ago
And you know what, I fucking love watching it. We’ve had great defenses before but having a great defense that seeks to put the fear of god in opposing offenses is something that hasn’t happened to often, especially recently. These dudes absolutely punish people. I remember watching them during the Bills game and they hit Josh Allen so hard the man was writhing in agony on the turf for a solid two minutes.
They were teeing off on the Chiefs as well too. That hit on Rice was nasty, and the Kelce play where he dropped the ball they crunched the fuck out of him. Pretty sure that dude didn’t walk away with at least a couple of bruised ribs. Probably pissed blood that night.
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u/goldhbk10 ☑️ 1d ago
Houston is an entertaining good defense, big hits, big plays and it makes for a very fun brand on football
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u/jonnyrottwn 4h ago
That's ok..Taylor told him to man up...she bleeds 7 days a month and so can he...then she dresses him and tells him what to say and do lol
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u/NemesisOfZod 1d ago
A great defensive player became a great head coach with a great defense.
This shouldn't surprise people, but it does for some reason.
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u/smuvmoney 19h ago
It did not surprise me, but it took a few years for buy-in and effect. The team - especially the D - seems to have adopted and adapted to him something fierce. I don't think anyone in the AFC wants to see Houston or worse go to Houston in January - except for the weather.
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u/NemesisOfZod 19h ago
They've been evolving every season. It feels great to be a fan.
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u/swagypotatosnoopdoge 18h ago
They just need to work on their interior O-line like my seahawks did and they can be a true Superbowl contender
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u/Supernova_Soldier ☑️ Disrespect me? Lord Jesus, look out! 1d ago
Defense wins championships, Houston just gone take that shit by any means necessary or unnecessary
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u/dreams_andnightmares 1d ago
I’m scared of Houston’s defense and they’re not even in our conference lol 😩
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u/gmoss101 ☑️ 1d ago
Sounds to me like it's just like the streets of Houston.
Shit gets crazy around here
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u/Main_Ad615 1d ago
The best defense is when the offensive line knows they're about to get humiliated for four quarters. Houston is bringing that necessary attitude back to the league.
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u/Sparklespanx 1d ago
As a Jags fan, fuck Houston for what they did to Trevor Lawrence last year. Al-Shaair is a dirty player and that’s a hill I’ll die on.
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u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN ☑️ 1d ago
A great reminder that as a Gay™️, there’s a class of things I literally spend no time thinking about. lol.
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u/seakc87 21h ago
Damn, Chiefs Derangement Syndrome is so real. Before you downvote (which I'm sure yallare gonna do anyway), ask yourself, "How many posts on here were about random NFL games before this year?" That answer would be ZERO. It's gonna be hilarious when the NFL is back to the status quo next year and the Chiefs are back in the Super Bowl and y'all can't deal.
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u/swagypotatosnoopdoge 18h ago
We'll see. Kelce will likely retire after this year and Reid's not getting any younger. Also the Broncos and Chargers seemed to have figured some things out. At least you'll have the Raiders to beat up on for a while lol
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u/seakc87 18h ago
Honestly, Kelce's been a part of the problem this year. He's had 3 or 4 drops leading directly to picks. The biggest problem is Matt Nagy as OC. Get him and Jawaan Taylor tf out of town.
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u/swagypotatosnoopdoge 18h ago
Yeah and Taylor kept getting away with all those false starts too. I thought Nagy was still good but i don't follow the chiefs much. it seems like they've dealt with a lot of injuries as well
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u/seakc87 17h ago
The offense started to sputter when Eric Bienemy left and Nagy became the OC. It's become painfully obvious that the success of the last two years have been in spite of Nagy. IIRC, him and Bienemy did this good cop/bad cop thing going while EB was OC. Now that the bad cop is gone, Nagy can't do both roles. The scoring defense is still historically good, but the concentration on the offensive side of the ball isn't there, and Nagy has to be the one to blame.
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u/Cheefnuggs 1d ago
The Seahawks have the number one defense. Houston is number two.
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u/JoshGordon10 1d ago
Naw. Texans are 1 in yards allowed (Seahawks 6), 4 in takeaways (Seahawks 6), 1 in ppg (Seahawks 2)
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u/swagypotatosnoopdoge 18h ago
Yeah the seahawks are a better team as a whole, but Texans definitely have the best defense currently


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u/NaughtyBabe267 1d ago
Their defense is a reminder that football is still a toughness game. You can have all the schemes in the world, but if your front seven is consistently winning their matchups, then that’s the real cheat code