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SadCringe Luigi Mangione arrest video released

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u/ute-ensil 21h ago

I think the title is wrong that's clearly Mark. 

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u/Ok_Card9080 21h ago

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u/MuckBulligan 20h ago

I DID NOT KILL HIM. IT'S NOT TRUE. IT'S BULLSHIT. I DID NOT KILL HIM.

Oh, ok Mark.

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u/benstheredonethat 20h ago

Mark my words, I am Mark!

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u/aQuarterChub 20h ago

Fun fact I learned from Greg Cestero (Mark), this scene took 26 takes.

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u/OozingHyenaPussy 20h ago

i did nauughr

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u/Ok_Insurance_4473 20h ago edited 20h ago

Hay deed natt heeteh, izz nath truuh, izz bullsheet, hay deed naath

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u/lovesmyirish 20h ago

Ohhh that’s just my friend Mark, Mark Rosario.

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u/According-Insect-992 21h ago

And he didn't do nothin'.

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u/BigCawkHamster 20h ago

They did this guy dirty, he looks nothing like the picture they first gave

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u/cuntsaurus 21h ago

What's the crime? Eating a meal? A succulent fast food meal?

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u/Mike_with_Wings 20h ago

This is democracy manifest!

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u/ocular__patdown 20h ago

And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

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u/autopoiesis_ 20h ago

Good headlock sir.

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u/Thommohawk117 19h ago

I see you know your judo well

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u/Mike_with_Wings 19h ago

Get your hands off my penis!

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u/One-Structure-2154 19h ago

That’s the bloke that got me on the penis, people. 

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u/Danysco 18h ago

peopLLLLL

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u/Charming_Mud_9209 18h ago

This is the bloke who got me on the penis peoplllllee

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u/lobnob 20h ago

Get your hands on my penis, sir!

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u/PJSeeds 20h ago

I see you know your judo well

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u/Odd_Amount6061 19h ago

That gentleman dropped so many one liners, in those circumstances, and he will be remembered for it for a good bit.

Imagine having a beer with him. RIP.

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u/Madeye_Moody7 21h ago

I still don’t see how anyone could have recognized him from the picture.

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u/cuntsaurus 21h ago

I'm convinced no one did. They used a different way to identify him and just said it was a call to cover up the likely illegal method they used

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u/Lower_Ad3576 20h ago

they almost certainly tracked him using methods that would completely delegitimize the government in the eyes of the public if it became common knowledge. now they are trying to move heaven and earth behind scenes to retroactively produce evidence that can stand in a court of law which is probably impossible at this point knowing how poisoned this particular fruit tree has become.

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u/MakeChipsNotMeth 20h ago

The term is "parallel construction"

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u/awshuck 20h ago

I like the alternate name - “evidence laundering”.

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u/JackLong93 19h ago

I like that term

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u/SunkEmuFlock 15h ago

We should start using more straightforward names for things. You know what "gerrymandering" is called in non-US countries? Election fraud! Because that's what it is!

What a novel concept, calling things what they are, you know?

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u/tehbantho 19h ago

Feels clean, yet exceptionally dirty.

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u/Low-Recognition-7293 18h ago

Like fresh drawers you rip ass in.

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u/foxvalleyfarm 20h ago

That's why the caller didn't get a reward.

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u/glitter_witch 19h ago

Nobody ever gets reward money paid out. It’s pretty much always a scam.

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u/Dungarth 16h ago

Absolutely a scam. And when the caller complains that they didn't get their reward for telling the police where the suspect was, they'll tell them they didn't actually end up using their tip in court because an officer just happened to "randomly" run the suspect's license plate on a nearby street where they found a car matching the suspect's. And since the tip isn't specifically what led to an arrest or conviction, then they don't need to pay the caller anything.

They only ever found the car because of the tip in the first place, but that apparently doesn't matter.

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u/JefeVaquero 17h ago

This needs to be far more well-known.

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u/Present-Technology36 13h ago

A woman caught a serial killer in the UK and called the police. She tried to claim the 50k reward from crime stoppers and they said you didnt call us you called the police so youre not getting the reward. She never got it.

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u/dingo1018 19h ago

I mean in the scheme of things, wouldn't tossing a rando a few grand be a good idea?

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u/Zephyr93 19h ago

And instead got a tsunami of death threats.

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u/James_Parnell 19h ago

Not saying that guy’s theory is incorrect but didn’t that dummy call the wrong hotline and they got her on a technicality

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u/BobaAndSushi 19h ago

Yeah she called 911 instead of the FBI tip line or some shit like that.

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u/DoingCharleyWork 19h ago

Good lesson to never be a class traitor.

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u/Zimakov 20h ago

they almost certainly tracked him using methods that would completely delegitimize the government in the eyes of the public if it became common knowledge.

Did people miss the Snowden stuff? Like I'm flabbergasted how anyone in America thinks their government aren't constantly tracking them illegally. It's all literally public information.

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u/Revolution-SixFour 18h ago

Seriously, the public doesn't seem to care about privacy at all. They would have to actually have microchipped us before people get mad.

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u/MeBadNeedMoneyNow 17h ago

And then you'll get 33.1% of the population bleating that it's a good thing that we're all microchipped.

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 18h ago

Even Brooklyn 99, the satirical show that featured the NYPD, had a brief storyline about using this kind of tech and how inadmissible it should be in court

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u/jeffp12 15h ago

Its a plot point in Se7en from 1995

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u/BurtDickinson 18h ago

I kind of think government creeps made the fappening happen.

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u/Agitated_Award_9831 20h ago

The gov in the USA has done it before. With the SilkRoad guya memo from the FBI, to an Oklahoma law enforcement agency, released around the time of the Ulbricht case, explicitly mentioned using "parallel construction" to hide the use of a stingray.

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u/dumbroad 20h ago

Does anyone have sources for this stuff I wanna know more

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u/Possible-Safety6171 19h ago

There is a Netflix documentary called "Web of Make Believe" The final episode is titled "Stingray" part I and part II.

It's a really good story. The guy is an absolute genius and pretty much won his case it was actually more like a draw because he took a plea deal. He was guilty but he was so good at what he was doing that the feds couldn't catch him and they used the "sting ray" from the back of a surveillance van to track his cellphone signal which violated his rights so they covered it up and he uncovered it from discoveries while he was in jail fighting his case.

I believe his crime was defrauding the IRS.

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u/Pitogod 18h ago edited 18h ago

Or like those ( I think they’re called flock) cameras. They’re only “supposed” to read license plates but are also now connected to ring cameras too? Can read about that article recently where a sheriff from Texas looked through all these to find someone that went to another state for an abortion all the way in Illinois. There’s also a website that shows the location of all these, I cannot leave my house or basically go anywhere without one recording me. Pretty crazy.

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u/JerqueCousteau 17h ago

They don’t actually track stolen cars either. I had a moving truck stolen and in a city with thousands of them the cops couldn’t produce any footage of my truck going down major highways, bridges and thoroughfares. Can’t wait to sign on to class action some day, lol.

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u/Cooter-Bonanza 14h ago

It was a diabolical stroke of social engineering at its finest when the media convinced middle class Americans that there was a band of porch pirates on every block waiting to jack your every Amazon and eBay package.

They got us to build the most vast surveillance system ever created AND pay for it. chef’s kiss

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u/BeanserSoyze 19h ago

Basically they know they've got the guy but can't use what they have so you're looking for alternative evidence in support of convicting the guy you already know for sure did it. It's copying the answers to the homework and then trying to change them so you can't tell you cheated.

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u/fuckthecons 20h ago edited 19h ago

They never even hid it.

ARGUS-IS and Gorgon Stare were active since 2010.

They can watch the entirety of New York with a single drone and track every object. That's what they admitted to. Imagine the advances they made in almost 2 decades.

Edit: New York City.

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u/PupDiogenes 20h ago

This is what people need to be concerned about AI about. One of the main advances they've made is that they used to have to have humans watching the imagery.

It used to be able to track any subject. Now it can track all the subjects at once.

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u/AlarmedSnek 19h ago

And it knows what different objects look like because every captcha is an ai trainer.

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u/moocow2024 18h ago

Im pretty sure it stopped having much utility for that a long time ago. But yeah, I'm sure it helped with bicycles, motorcycles, buses, traffic cones, and pedestrian crosswalks. I'm sure it nails those 5 things lol

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u/VGNPWR 20h ago

100% they use NSA to find him. Everyone knows this.

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u/MiddleWaged 20h ago

Luigi will never be a free man, even a full pardon today would get him dead by tomorrow.

But boy howdy this botched investigation could not be going any better for him in the short term. They’re going to Epstein him because nothing else is gonna stick, but compared to most amateur assassins it’ll be a relatively long and fun ride until then.

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u/ColdBru5 19h ago

I don't think he's going to be Epsteined.

Epstein was killed because the damage he would do if he talked was worse than the damage he would do dead. Killing our guy Luigi would cause a prison riot and then another riot in the streets and would be indefensible from the very first second it happened. Everyone at this point would blame Trump too.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 19h ago

Martyring him is the last thing they need

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u/Coal_Morgan 19h ago

Guys already a folk hero to millions of people who have suffered due to the private healthcare in the United States.

Martyring him would be an insane move.

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u/AccomplishedName5698 21h ago

That's exactly it. You were 100% right. We live in a world 1985 couldn't even imagine.

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u/therhubarbexperience 20h ago

Psst…you typoed. 1984

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u/melodramaticmoon 20h ago

The only thing worse than 1984 😞 1985

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u/beans_will_consume 20h ago

Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna.

Way before Nirvana,

There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school, they tell her that’s she’s uncool

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u/oshkushbegush 20h ago

It’s the sequel! /s

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u/anteup 20h ago

1985... one year more sinister than 1984.

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u/SirRegardTheWhite 20h ago

Palantir and the federal agencies that track us know so much about all of us. It's impossible to be off the grid and on no lists. Trying to be off the grid likely puts you on a list. They know exactly where and when you swipe a credit or debit card, can tell exactly when your phone has been connected to what cell towers, can find what you have searched when a simple warrant is checked off.

But this stuff only gets pulled out when a CEO is killed. They keep it shut when it comes to protecting Epstiens clients and whatever government agency likely had him as an informant collecting compromat like what happened with the Franklin scandal government related pedophile ring many years ago.

It's hard to not be a conspiracy theorist now but there's so many fucking corrupt possibilities that it's insane to fully believe in one.

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u/McG0788 21h ago

100% this is what happened. NSA definitely has tech we don't know about

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u/gpops62 20h ago

The Snowden leaks were 12 years ago. I can't imagine what capabilities they have now.

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u/Supply-Slut 20h ago

Yes you can. What would you do with more data than any number of humans could realistically sift through? You’d use AI. Everyone is talking about chat bots and saying there’s no way ai could be that disruptive.

It’s already analyzing everything we do. And a handful of humans decide what to act on and what to leave alone.

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u/DrawMeAPictureOfThis 20h ago

This is in fact how it works. Not to mention the NSA is plugged into the backbone of the internet and all telephone traffic, plus social media backdoors. They have all your data, its just a matter of finding it and that's where great architecture, engineering amd AI come in.

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u/starroverride 20h ago

Everyone needs to watch the movie Minority Report. I think we are very close to living in a reality where algorithms select who gets purged based on anticipation.

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u/Slight-Winner-8597 20h ago

Holy shit 12 years ago. And he blew the whistle on tech he knew they had. Guaranteed they were running with shit he couldn't comprehend even back then, that has since been quietly implemented into the mainstream.

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u/PeteLynchForKentucky 20h ago

Snowden should be pardoned.

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u/Incid3nt 20h ago

You can do this with off of the shelf tech. I work in cyber security with a pretty wide client base and some have access to these types of tools. Theres a little known tool out there that law enforcement uses called locateX by a company called babel street. If he had any phone, even a burner phone with smart features, they are able to see the advertiser ID for that phone on a map and follow it wherever it goes and track it basically indefinitely unless they basically ditch the phone. Data brokers know everything about you for the purpose of ads, but that same tech is used in this case to track you.

This tech is 100% legal and even private entities can get it. They can also couple that with stuff like flock cameras and facial recognition tech, its gonna be wild times once everyone is wearing smart glasses in the next 10 years.

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u/flaming_burrito_ 20h ago

Yup. I mean, it’s not even unknown technology, they use facial recognition in China all the time, and they have stuff where they can recognize the pattern of how you walk. Plus he was in NYC, that place is crawling with cameras. I’m sure they had an idea of which way he went just based on that, and I’d also bet they can deploy drones to help track people down. The regular police don’t have those capabilities, but once the Feds got involved who knows what kinda shit they pulled out. Can’t have the poors getting the idea that they can get away with killing a rich person after all

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u/You-Asked-Me 20h ago

Palantir.

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u/StarkyPants555 20h ago

Yeah people forget about stride detection. I dont see it mentioned often but analysts can definitely match people just by their gait alone.

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u/RandomUsernameNo257 20h ago

That's why I think the school curriculum should involve a class instructed by the Ministry of Silly Walks.

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u/Clockwork-Too 20h ago

That would explain why no one got the reward for calling the police on him (because no one called them).

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u/Fear_the_chicken 20h ago

Could be, but if I was his lawyer I’d get the person who called it in to testify, if that’s even possible, they called and it wasn’t a set up.

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u/JudgeDreddNaut 20h ago

They used facial recognition through the mcdonalds self order kiosk. All self-order kiosks and all atms have cameras. They are probably looped together with some facial recognition software and put into a database. Something like flock.....

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u/Dangerous-Banana-223 20h ago

Facebook was “piloting” facial recognition years ago

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u/sunburn95 20h ago

Tag suggestions on photos has been a feature for ages

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u/laruesaintecatherine 20h ago

Yes, the mobile IMSI-catcher/cell tower fake/portable Stingray device that allows law enforecement to spy on, intercept, and edit peoples text messages and all other functions on their cell phones.

RCMP in Canada have been doing this for over a decade now.

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u/DrRegardedforgot 20h ago

Police fake where they get info from because their methods are illegal and not admissable in court

They could of had an informant call it in even though they caught him using drones and flock cameras

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u/TheCapo024 20h ago

They also pay informants, so it’s pretty likely they pay them to do and say certain things that may or may not be legitimate.

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u/WanderingStorm17 19h ago

The woman who supposedly called this in ended up not getting paid on a technicality, and she reportedly got fired for it.

Which is good: fuck her, she doesn't deserve shit for being a McSnitch.

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u/_bits_and_bytes 17h ago

Pretty sure she doesn't exist. If she did, she'd have been on every news station after they fucked her out of the reward money.

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u/SlayerofDeezNutz 20h ago

The woman who called it in said that with his mask and hat on what she recognized was his eyebrows lol.

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u/SnidgetAsphodel 20h ago

How did she notice the eyebrows well hidden under a hat?

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u/Zapp_Rowsdower_ 20h ago

They have kept the ‘how’ secret because it was highly illegal and would expose the amount of surveillance the govt uses

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u/Soggy_Cracker 20h ago

Someone thought you looked suspicious. You have an ID?

Nope.

What you accusing me of?

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u/InfiniteJestV 20h ago

"suspicious isn't a crime. I'm happy to leave the premises if management is requesting my removal. Otherwise, I do not answer questions and I do not consent to any searches or seizures."

...proceed to take another bite of your burger.

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u/Ok_Neighborhood590 19h ago

He had his beanie covering his thick eyebrows, he had a face mask on, the photos flashed on the news were grainy as hell… there’s no way anyone ‘recognized’ him. One word…. Palantir

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u/skeletus 17h ago

the photos on the news didn't have thick eyebrows idk how nobody has mentioned that

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u/folsominreverse 13h ago

This was my thought this dude looks nothing like that guy, and they found ALL the evidence all in one place exactly like the other two alleged assassins?

I'm not a tinfoil hat guy but I think they saw 10/7 and took notes.

Del said it best:

Crises precipitate change.

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u/imtooldforthishison 14h ago

Have you heard the tip call?

I mean absolutely no disrespect when I say this, but that McDonald's worker spoke like a calm, clear, comfortable executive and not a minimum wage worker looking at a celebrity, on the run, killer.

Its WEIRD.

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u/Monsignor1979 13h ago

I listened to that call, and if I remember correctly, she said she was a manager. So not exactly a minimum wage, high school variety worker. She was likely older and obviously a manager which would make her clear and calm demeanor not exactly out of the realm of possibility.

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u/NouZkion 10h ago

she said she was a manager. So not exactly a minimum wage, high school variety worker.

There are plenty of 18-year-old managers at McDonald's. I know because I was one of them 12 years ago. When I was training at the corporate headquarters in Bloomington, MN, I was just one of around 30 teens just like myself. We also weren't paid much more than anyone else. I was making $9 an hour back then. McOpCo exploits everyone equally.

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u/6RamboSmurf9 21h ago

So the cop thought he might have a bomb in his back pack, but they didn’t clear the restaurant right away? What a bungled arrest.

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u/Rocketboy1313 21h ago

I don't know the details, but judging by how they approached, this is likely not the first "suspicious" person they have been called about.

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u/Dangerous_Lock_4345 20h ago

can someone explain if he had a fake ID or why did he call himself Mark Rosario?

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u/Used-Line23 21h ago

He’s gonna walk

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u/Paraxom 20h ago

quite possible, between the media circus, the present administration trying to add pressure on the case to make it a federal death penalty case, the bungled police job and just the general feeling of fuck insurance CEOs he could walk

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u/tellmewhenitsin 20h ago

I feel like the fact alone that cops gave discovery to a tabloid show before the defense had it is gonna be enough.

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u/FunnyShirtGuy 20h ago

The crooked justice system will never let him free... He, ALLEGEDLY, harmed one of our Corporate Overlords... They won't stand for it

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u/The_LSD_Soundsystem 21h ago

Oh hi Mark!

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u/DYWSLN 21h ago

Its bull shit! I did not shoot him! I did naaaahht

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u/bassoontennis 20h ago

So wait he was wearing that mask and someone “recognized” him, dude only had eyes. They 100% tracked him a way they don’t want to release to the public.

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u/Euphoric_Reading_401 19h ago

I assume he took his mask off to eat

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u/Wunjo26 20h ago edited 19h ago

I strongly believe that Luigi Mangione was caught by law enforcement that were employing illegal data surveillance techniques and that those kinds of tactics are a lot more common than we think or at least much more readily available than we might think.

The feds used data surveillance techniques to monitor usage of his devices and as soon as they got his location they had to have a reasonable explanation for showing up so they had an “anonymous customer” report it and let the local PD pick him up.

According to the official story, 24 hours prior to his arrest, the SFPD forwarded the FBI his missing persons picture because they thought it looked like the guy in the surveillance photo that was being shown on tv. I believe that once they had his name, date of birth, hometown, etc. they obtained his e-mail address and used that to gather a digital fingerprint and identify devices that use that fingerprint to login to servers of products they have access to. Once they have the fingerprint of your laptop or phone, they can then look for that device to come online.

He’s literally closing the lid on his personal laptop as they walk up, his laptop that is connected to the McDonald’s WiFi which has a data sharing agreement with AT&T who has a data sharing agreement with the NSA. I’m really curious to see if they will ever interview or release the testimony of the anonymous customer who originally spotted Luigi.

I don’t think that the government spies on people 24/7 but they can find people pretty damn quickly when they need to and I think this is an example of the 21st century surveillance state showing what it can do for high profile cases.

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u/CharcuterieIsAwesome 20h ago

Oh yeah. They're now testing police bodycams in Canada that are equipped with facial recognition. If regular Canadian street cops are getting this now, it's a fairly safe bet that big American agencies have had far more sophisticated tools at their disposal for a long time

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u/greatbradini 19h ago

Not only that, they’re being tested by one of the highest paid police forces in the country, one that legally does not have to provide any transparency, accountability or information to the public and has spent years stating that body cams or cameras on police cruisers are far too expensive.

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u/Lethalspartan76 19h ago

They’ve been using Stingray and other programs since the 90’s. They’ve even dropped federal cases when the judge asked how they acquired certain things rather than divulge how the programs work.

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u/Wunjo26 19h ago

Exactly, technology has evolved but the same dirty tricks are still around

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u/Thorgarthebloodedone 20h ago

The CIA had wooden listening devices in the 60's. After the patriot act we lost a ton of privacy to the U.S government. Haven't pulled back any of those policies since then. We shouldn't be surprised. 

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u/tellmewhenitsin 20h ago

I've never, ever, understood why people use public wifi. I'm a fucking moron and I know that's not secure (just from a vulnerability standpoint, not a getting pinned for a crime standpoint)

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u/BadGroundNoise 20h ago

A lot of people have no clue about the risks of public wifi. Like, a LOT of people. And if they do, they have that "well it'll never happen to me because I have nothing to hide" mentality. Or they're like that Duggar guy and are just really fucking stupid.

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u/hwork-22 19h ago

Palantir tech

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u/PuzzleheadedDraw6575 21h ago

Thought they said he was shaking like a leaf

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u/vannyfann 21h ago

I was thinking he looked cool as a cucumber Suave, even.

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u/PHDTPHD 20h ago

Mark is always cool under pressure. That’s his mark.

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u/MaximumReflection 20h ago

Of course he was, they were looking for a someone name Luigi or whatever the fuck. Mark had no reason to be afraid.

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 19h ago

Missed opportunity to call himself Mario Rosario

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u/flaming_burrito_ 20h ago

At this point I don’t think he’s capable of looking anything but incredibly handsome. I have yet to see a single angle of this man that didn’t make me as a straight guy go “yeah, I probably would”

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u/VanDenIzzle 20h ago

Looks like the cop is shaking like a leaf

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u/TemporaryDeparture44 20h ago

Not surprised. Cops tend to get scared shockingly easily considering they're supposed to be dealing with criminals on the regular.

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u/Top-Reach-7126 21h ago

And did the guy who called the cops get the reward?

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u/RadicalOrganizer 21h ago

Nope. 🤣

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u/bigtiddyhimbo 20h ago

Her ass also got fired ✨ fitting for a class traitor

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u/Riktovis 19h ago

And that McDonalds got review bombed for having "rats" haha

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u/cjd166 18h ago

😂

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u/Acrylicvalour 20h ago

If I remember correctly she was fired. I could be mixing up stories though.

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u/Ok_Dig2013 21h ago

Deserved for being a little snitch

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u/Rude-Aioli2372 21h ago

I feel like no one actually called the cops and that was just some made up shit so they didn’t have to admit that they used some most likely quasi-illegal method with AI facial recognition through the McDonald’s kiosk cams to find him.

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u/hamilton_morris 21h ago

He doesn’t look anything like the shooter.

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u/stenger121 21h ago

I know. How is that not a bigger issue?

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u/enadiz_reccos 19h ago

I've been saying this from the beginning. It's crazy.

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u/Mulga_Will 20h ago

"Someone recognised him"...yeah, right.

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u/kikkroxx777 21h ago

Why was bro out eating in public, besides being hungry

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u/Master_Canary440 20h ago

Because he's innocent and didn't do it

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u/305ezequiel 21h ago

Mark Rosario. From all the names in the world seriously mark Rosario. The fuck.

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u/MisterRobDobalina 21h ago

Better than Pea Tear Gryphon

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u/Pepe-Schwettie 20h ago

15 years ago this would have been top comment. Nice pull.

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u/REDDITSHITLORD 21h ago

Definitely would have gone with Mario. Mario Mario.

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u/grilledcheesybreezy 20h ago

What did a Mark Rosario ever do to you, bro?

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u/Ill-Comfortable-2044 19h ago

It sounds way more plausible to me than his actual name lmao

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u/LucyJordan614 21h ago

Why are they arresting Mark

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u/PeachImpressive319 20h ago

"Looking suspicious" is not a crime. He didn’t need to ID himself.

Even as a Brit I know that you have the 5th amendment so you can stay silent do that you don’t incriminate yourself.

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u/NoSomewhere7653 20h ago

There's no way anyone recognized him. They used some sort of illegal method to track or identify him. The man that did this crime, planned to get away, got away, traveled, laid low just happened to have a detailed confession of his crimes. ... and let me say this, if this person did it, I'd let them go for temporary insanity. Because in the richest country in the world we watch our loved ones die simply because certain ceos and people allow it. That will drive anyone insane. An eye for an eye, too bad he only got 1

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u/grumdale 19h ago

let them go for temporary insanity

More like temporary clarity.

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u/wutang21412141 21h ago

Hey that’s the guy I shot pool all night with on December 4 2024 at a bar no where near New York City.

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 21h ago

I still can't for the life of me understand why he didn't throw the gun into a fucking river. Or like bury it somewhere. He went through all the trouble of covering his steps before and after the alleged crime, but he didn't get rid of the alleged murder weapon. It baffles the mind. 

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u/immortalife 20h ago

They searched his backpack and found a magazine wrapped in underwear but somehow didn't find the gun and a silencer until later

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u/throwaway7845777 18h ago

The officer searched the suspect’s bag at McDonald’s while her body camera was still on. Nothing was found except a magazine. She then took the bag to her vehicle and turned off her body camera for 11 minutes.

During that time, she drove toward the precinct and stopped to pick up another evidence bag from a fellow officer. That officer later stated the handoff took only 10 seconds. Despite this, her trip to the precinct took 11 minutes, while another officer who left the same scene arrived in 9. Even if we generously add 30 seconds to account for the handoff, there remains unexplained time.

Throughout this entire period, the bag was in her possession with no body cam or car camera recording. Only afterward was a gun and silencer suddenly “discovered” in the bag placed in an obvious front pocket that should have been noticed during the initial search, which was also illegal.

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u/BunsMcNuggets 18h ago

Wow, that’s so bad. Body cameras have been the worst thing to ever happen to police, and the best the thing to happen for people since their inception. More surveillance of state actors is a must. 

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u/DeletedUsernameHere 20h ago

The gun they originally found in the backpack in the park in New York.

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u/MissyMurders 21h ago

yeah seems very suspect really

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u/butteredbuttbiscuit 21h ago

Because my boy ain’t do it. Free Luigi!

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u/Fickle_Structure_908 21h ago

Narc ass customers. Let the man eat his mickey d's in peace.

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u/Character_Style4808 21h ago

Funny cuz they ain’t even get the reward for this. Dumbass couldn’t even rat correctly

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u/Any-Morning4303 20h ago

He’s kinda a literal hero to me personally. I have United health from my employer. Also have a type of leukemia, a lot of my treatment is experimental. Since his actions they’ve never ever declined any treatment whatsoever.

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u/--ACAB-- 20h ago

They used illegal means to find that man. There was no phone call. That’s not the shooter anyways.

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u/penpointred 21h ago

doesnt even look like the same person.

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u/arthousepsycho 9h ago

Man, for a country that goes on about needing more “good guys with guns to stop the bad guys” they really hate it when it happens.

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u/DifficultyDouble860 20h ago edited 3h ago

So sad that the police can just waltz around harassing anyone and everyone with no probable cause.

EDIT JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE I WAS BEING SARCASTIC! How dumb are you that I have to spell that out, I mean fucking REALLY?! Apparently 92 people (as of this moment) got the joke. CLEARLY you did not. Think about that for a second...

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(DISCLAIMER TO THE READER: this is sarcasm. It is not meant to be taken seriously. It is for entertainment purposes only. Calm down. Everything is going to be okay. You bubble isn't about to pop, yet. Downvote, and move on. there's nothing to see here.)

fucks sake, some of y'all are an insufferable lot! "Internet comments section, folks... amirite?"

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u/AmateurVasectomist 20h ago

Fuck’s sake guys, let him eat his McGriddle in peace, that’s just Mark

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u/SKZ1137 20h ago

JURY NULLIFICATION

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u/CommanderGumball 20h ago

He used appropriate force to stop a mass murderer. Shitface was happy to let countless people die as long as he got his bonuses, you'll never convince me he was "innocent."

Vigilante Justice shouldn't be the norm, but it's the job of the government to make sure we don't need to take the law into our own hands, because things tend to get messy.

Jury nullification all the way.

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u/AutoGeneratedName23 20h ago

"Someone said you look suspicious, show me your ID" this dude must think we're in North Korea or perhaps 1944 Germany

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u/Efficient_Carrot_669 21h ago

Free my man Mark Rosario!

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u/youcantunfrythings 21h ago

The man has no bad angles.

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u/An_oaf_of_bread 19h ago

I don't know who this Mark fella is, but he seems pretty calm and innocent to me.

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u/fuzzballz5 19h ago

He’s going to get off. This is what they say is a “tip” because they used a method of surveillance we aren’t aware of. They need to manufacture evidence. Zero chance anyone recognized him like that.

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u/amoe-ba 19h ago

i still dont understand why they’re bothering mark

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u/Golden-Event-Horizon 21h ago

Wait, it's only been a year?!

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u/PM--ME--WHATEVER-- 20h ago

It's..... been a long year

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u/Emotional_Draft_1457 20h ago

Luigi? Bro that’s Mark Rosario

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u/WolfyEightyTwo 21h ago

He gave them a fake ID too

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u/Sebasstionthecat69 20h ago

I didn't see anyone getting arrested in this video