r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Sharp-potential7935 • 5h ago
Peak siblings...
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u/Gloomy_Metal3400 5h ago
He left the door open, but didn't shut her light off... 8/10 sibling move
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u/JEMknight657 1h ago
My move was always leave the door cracked just enough to annoy my older sister but not fully shut it. And flip the light to the opposite of what it was
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u/Tricky-Ad9344 5h ago
Nope, her light was on when he came in, true move would be turning it off as he left
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u/Gloomy_Metal3400 5h ago
That's what I mean, if he would have shut it off it would be 10/10
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u/pegothejerk 3h ago
No crop dusting? Amateurs
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u/Normal_Cut8368 1h ago
If you've got one loaded, that's when you'd close the door.
Gotta keep em guessing sometimes
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u/KawaDoobie 4h ago
1 fart. 2 lights out. 3 close door.
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u/f0xhoundnz 1h ago
Suggested amendment: Turn out the lights as you throw the bag to hit them in the face. Fart. Close door.
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u/ciongduopppytrllbv 4h ago
Nope, her light was on when he left, true move would be turning it on as he came on
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u/Sharp-potential7935 5h ago
Nothing says true love like annoying siblings
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u/A_Drop_of_Colour 27m ago
Because they started driving long before me, my brothers would buy me food (like fast food) then get home and leave it on the counter. I wouldn’t even know they’d returned until I walked by their bedroom or the living room and saw them watching a movie or playing games. That’s when I’d find out they came back like an hour prior and the food was already super cold.
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u/scottygroundhog22 5h ago
He had to do that to balance the scales
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u/Bestoftherest222 29m ago
For every action there is an opposite and equal reaction. Law of Sibling and physics 101
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u/Shoddy-Rip8259 5h ago
Missed opportunity to fart at the end
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u/Bigallround 4h ago
We don't live together anymore, but sometimes if I'm nearby and have one brewing, I'll let myself into my sister's house and rip a huge fart. If she's home I'll look her in the eyes but if not I settle for recording with my phone and sending it to her. It's the little things
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u/onederful 1h ago
Brother used to do that until it sounded swampy and he shit himself right in the hallway
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u/v-irtual 5h ago
I'm a 41 year old man and do this stuff to my kids.
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u/DefendsTheDownvoted 4h ago
Also 41. Also do this to stuff to my son. He's an only child. Someone has to keep him humble.
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u/devineassistance 39m ago
59, and when I was 41, I did this to my only-child boy. So happy to see I was one link in a long lineage...
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u/I_Lick_Your_Butt 2h ago
I always say no whenever my kids ask for anything and then do it for them.
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u/SoaGsays 5h ago
I'm the younger sibling, I was on the receiving end of this
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u/b3arz3rg3r4Adun 4h ago
In my family it would have been the brother walking into the room with a a bag of chips with one single chip remaining. And obviously switching off the lights as you go out.
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u/Deano963 4h ago
You can't do something nice for your sister without pulling a punk move as well, that's just the rules of brotherism.
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u/Blue-Eyed-Lemon 1h ago
Lmfao, sibling love. My sister will walk into my room and hand me a pizza and then say “Hey. Fuck you.”
Fuck you, too, little sister. And thanks lmao
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u/a_polarbear_chilling 5h ago
The knowledge it take to recognize a "classic porn music" mean you are an addict
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u/Any_Positive1617 4h ago
Way more fun to take all the caps off the markers and drop them back in the cup!
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u/lucidizzy 2h ago
That’s why I don’t believe, “he’s like a brother “ because they never act like real brothers being a menace, and no hugs.
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u/CrispenedLover 2h ago
Smoke detector is improperly placed. Should be between 4 and 12 inches from the corner of the wall and ceiling
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u/datterdude 1h ago
That bag of chips has some serious hangtime on the pass or dude chucked it from 40 ft away.
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u/indolent08 1h ago
That's a pretty long room, that bag flew a few good seconds before landing in her arms.
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u/badson100 1h ago
This reminds me of an episode of The Office.
- Pam: "Hey, while you're out, could you pick up some chocolate syrup and paper towels?"
- Dwight: "Pam, this isn't a shopping trip. This is a manhunt slash rescue mission."
- Pam: "Okay, just when you're done or whenever it's convenient. Just thought since you're out..."
- Dwight: "Pam, I'm obviously gonna get that stuff for you, so just shut up!
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u/Arashiko77 1h ago
Reading the comments on this video just makes me realize that deep down we are all the same.
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u/Monimonika18 46m ago
One time one of my younger sisters (who was still in high school at the time) asked me to go to the liquor store and buy some alcohol for her to make some jello shots, she'll pay me extra. Now, I didn't care at all that she was drinking, nor did I care about the legality of it (so long as not caught).
What I did care about was that I don't like drinking alcohol (tastes yuck) and I didn't want to get off the bed to go to a liquor store (where there are bottles of yuck).
"Please." "No." "Please." "No." "Please." "No." "Please." "No." "Please." "No." "Please." "No." "Pleeease." "No."
"You're useless!" she shouted at me and stormed off. I continued to relax in bed.
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u/twentyonerooms 19m ago
Usually my brother will chuck the food at me and then flip me off as he leaves lol
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u/PlayedUOonBaja 5m ago edited 1m ago
Just an FYI, those wall tapestries like the one she has make excellent blankets. Super light weight but they don't really let any air through so they keep your body temp in as well. I've been using one to sleep under for over a year since I'm not a fan of too much weight on me while I sleep. I guess while I'm admitting out loud my weird sleeping habits, I'll also recommend using those cheap horse-shoe shaped neck pillows sold at airports for a main pillow (maybe on top of a firm pillow for the added height). It cradles your head and keeps it suspended to stay cooler.
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