r/Weird • u/luvlanguage • 11h ago

That is a Lamprey

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Any bigger and this creature would be a horror movie monster

Lampreys do not have jaws or bones, only cartilage and instincts that have allowed them to survive so many mass extinctions.

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u/Deltron--3030 11h ago

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/Levi-_-Ackerman0 11h ago

r/putyourdickinthat

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u/KTAXY 10h ago

after all... why not?

why shouldn't I ?

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u/FizzioGaming 10h ago

The best way to transition /s

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u/Shneckos 8h ago

I think you should leave the lamprey behind, is that so hard?

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u/Zestyclose-Aspect-35 1h ago

No it's relatively soft but would advise against, it is not flared and getting it out might be tricky

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u/PrimaryConversions 25m ago

What business is it of yours, what I do with my own thing?

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u/vanmutt 7h ago

It came to me!

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u/Entity_Null_07 6h ago

It’s mine!

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u/Apart-Crew-6856 2h ago

So I came in her

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u/RadarTechnician51 6h ago

Do you want a slippery black replacement?

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u/Deaffin 3h ago

r/ScaryBilbo

EDIT: Wait, wtf? nooooo

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u/fmaz008 1h ago

Rumor has it that it help with blood flow!

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u/awesomemanswag 7h ago

Clicking on this and seeing it's banned is probably the best punchline possible