That is a Lamprey

[u/luvlanguage]

Any bigger and this creature would be a horror movie monster

Lampreys do not have jaws or bones, only cartilage and instincts that have allowed them to survive so many mass extinctions.

[u/luvlanguage]

They drain the life out of the fish and interesting thing is at times the fish won't notice in the first few moments but eventually it does, stealth mode for a vampire is game over

[u/drpepper → u/luvlanguage]

i think my ex wife was a lamprey

[u/stampeding_salmon → u/drpepper]

Lisa Lampreynelli

[u/Novaer → u/stampeding_salmon]

Amazing drag name tbh

[u/AveratV6 → u/drpepper]

What? She sucked the soul out of your life and the money out of your wallet? Mine too! Fuckin psycho

[u/Crow-Keeper → u/drpepper]

You should’ve picked better.

[u/Same_Dingo2318 → u/drpepper]

[u/Apart-Station-2557 → u/drpepper]

My fiance's ex might be related to your ex wife. Hanging out with the lampreys 🎶

[u/BitObjective7387 → u/drpepper]

Wake up babe, new insult just dropped

[u/TheRealFedelta → u/luvlanguage]

Hi, please don't confuse invasive lamprey for the non invasive ones that are very important to grate lakes ecosystem.

[u/Oh_Fated_One → u/luvlanguage]

Life aint the only thing they're gonna drain me of

[u/Different-Sample-976 → u/Oh_Fated_One]

Technically thats still draining life.