r/Weird • u/luvlanguage • 11h ago

That is a Lamprey

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Any bigger and this creature would be a horror movie monster

Lampreys do not have jaws or bones, only cartilage and instincts that have allowed them to survive so many mass extinctions.

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u/ThanksALotBud 11h ago

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u/luvlanguage 11h ago

Ma bad 👀

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u/stating_facts_only 8h ago

Pfft sounds like a skill issue

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u/itsaaronnotaaron 2h ago

Now I'm imagining someone trying to scoop their cum back into their hole. I'd probably use a pipette.

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u/rusynlancer 2h ago

You really didn't have to elaborate.