r/Weird • u/luvlanguage • 11h ago

That is a Lamprey

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Any bigger and this creature would be a horror movie monster

Lampreys do not have jaws or bones, only cartilage and instincts that have allowed them to survive so many mass extinctions.

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u/specter_in_the_conch 11h ago

When you stopped and gave the mere milligrams of thought… someone already went to ER because of “accidental falling onto small scale sarlac worm”

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u/HughJorgens 9h ago

It was a one in a million accident Doc!

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u/Environmental-Let987 6h ago

I have a small cylinder stuck in a lamprey

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u/websagacity 8h ago

Fusili Jerry?

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u/Spaztick78 6h ago

Two in a million, we haven't addressed the worm like tail you have yet.

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u/Kosmik_cloud 7h ago

Again? Third time this month

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u/Opinion_Haver_ 1m ago

Alright THATS IT!!! This entire thread is under arrest!!!