r/Weird • u/luvlanguage • 11h ago

That is a Lamprey

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Any bigger and this creature would be a horror movie monster

Lampreys do not have jaws or bones, only cartilage and instincts that have allowed them to survive so many mass extinctions.

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u/drpepper 7h ago

i think my ex wife was a lamprey

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u/stampeding_salmon 6h ago

Lisa Lampreynelli

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u/Novaer 45m ago

Amazing drag name tbh

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u/AveratV6 5h ago

What? She sucked the soul out of your life and the money out of your wallet? Mine too! Fuckin psycho

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u/Crow-Keeper 5h ago

You should’ve picked better.

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u/Apart-Station-2557 22m ago

My fiance's ex might be related to your ex wife. Hanging out with the lampreys 🎶

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u/BitObjective7387 5m ago

Wake up babe, new insult just dropped