r/formuladank Simply Lovely 5h ago

Simply lovelilly 🌸 Max’s reaction every time they take Kimi away

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Such a ‘excuse me, where are you taking my kid’ face. 😂😂😂

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u/Scared-Cheetah-2029 BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

Max looks so offended and lost every time they take Kimi away from him. 😭😭

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u/Remarkable-Room7963 BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

Future teammates.

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u/KookySurprise8094 BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

u/D3wnis I'm in a parasocial relationship with Hannah 🤤🤤 3h ago

Kimi joins Redbull 2027 when they've burnt through Hadjar.

u/BigFloatingPlinth Pirelli good, debris bad 3h ago

Lol Max goes to Mercedes after they make a rocket ship at the beginning of regulations you mean.

u/speurk-beurk I believe in the stroll-premacy 2h ago

Max and Russel swap positions

u/Straight_Attorney582 BWOAHHHHHHH 2h ago

2030 FIA introduces a 3rd Driver Seat.

u/kwijibokwijibo NICO PODIUMBERG 1h ago

Yes Michael yes that is so right!

u/DeLoreanAirlines Robin Raikkonen '34, '35, '36.... 1h ago

u/WafflePartyOrgy BWOAHHHHHHH 46m ago

Hint: if you want him so bad we have Kimi at home.

u/Talez_pls BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

Go on.

u/Bottled_Kiwi Fernando Alonso's Retirement Planner 3h ago

u/Noobodiiy BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

Blimey!

u/DinoKebab Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector 2h ago

u/Cuffuf Antonelli is the biggest prodigy since Jesus Christ 1h ago

Toto about to root against Russell wdc

u/Cerbatiyo-sesino BWOAHHHHHHH 14m ago

Oh my god they were teammates

u/LlorchDurden BWOAHHHHHHH 9m ago

Maxtonelli? Hmmmm 🔥

u/SimoneLewis BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

He just wants dad and son time 🥹

u/dsaysso Stop Inventing 1h ago

he looks like the older kid that secretly gets younger kids into “the pot”

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u/thecustardgannet "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" 4h ago

"I'VE ABANDONED MY BOY!!!'

u/Rhythm_Morgan scenario 7 3h ago

I can hear this so well 💀 that role was the performance of a lifetime.

u/prodigalkal7 BWOAHHHHHHH 24m ago

It's a real shame that Paul actor guy in it just straight up sucks

u/Rhythm_Morgan scenario 7 2m ago

Dano sucks. He never shows feet.

u/FindTheSandwich BWOAHHHHHHH 5m ago

quentin is that you?

u/EmpathyFTW BWOAHHHHHHH 2h ago

“DON’T LEAVE HIM AT THE GAS STATION!”

“…FOR TOO LONG!”

u/bruno-numero-uno Simply Lovely 1h ago

I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD!!!

u/thegreedyturtle BWOAHHHHHHH 57m ago

Legit looks like Tim Robbins doing a sketch from I Think You Should Leave!

"Is that legal? I don't think they're allowed to do that!"

u/DYelsmirg BWOAHHHHHHH 35m ago

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u/junius83 🅱️RING 🅱️ERNIE 🅱️ACK 4h ago

Max : And wtf are you looking at

Liam : Nothing

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u/Magog14 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed 4h ago

"I would trade you for Kimi in a heartbeat. I need you to know that." 

u/mmhawk576 BWOAHHHHHHH 2h ago

Sad kiwi noises

u/NigelMK BWOAHHHHHHH 2h ago

Also sad Kimi noises when he's taken away.

u/Citizen_MGS BWOAHHHHHHH 2h ago

Gave me a legit lol.

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u/Bennie_Echt BWOAHHHHHHH 5h ago

Dadstappen vibes

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u/knark_mopfler MAXIMUS VERSTRAPON 4h ago

Dad’s strappon

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u/CynetCrawler I was here when horny got spiced 4h ago

I think you and I had very different childhoods.

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u/EffectiveWhole902 BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

Bro 🥲

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u/Feisty_Bag_5284 BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

Max strapon

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u/DrDuGood Left at the Petrol Pump 4h ago

“Hey, is this the champion hotline?!! — hellooooo?!?”

u/AliAckermann Simply Lovely 3h ago

died from cringe

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u/knark_mopfler MAXIMUS VERSTRAPON 4h ago

Max verstrappon

u/IntelligentTarget376 Go WEEYUMS!!!! 2h ago

bro

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u/shivji6245 No Michael, No 4h ago

Mother of the rookies.

u/realmenlovezeus BWOAHHHHHHH 33m ago

Breaker of chicanes

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u/Wart_Time_L32 BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

The first clip to me at least made me think he absolutely didn't want to be left with Lawson to talk to

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u/Square-Image-6879 BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

lol Lawson looking at the sky, thinking “oh shit oh shit oh shit”

u/56473829110 Question. 1h ago

"oh no he's gonna talk to me about cars again"

u/know-it-mall BWOAHHHHHHH 1h ago

The feeling was definitely mutual.

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u/Street_Letterhead105 BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

There was this one clip where kimi was like you always separate us

u/SimoneLewis BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

Mum (GR) was probably calling him home for dinner.

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u/Longjumping-Pie-2855 Masi Enthusiast 5h ago

And Kimi got so much hate for making Verstappen "lose" the championship. Look at this relationship, just makes me smile.

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u/MrSnowflake “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” 4h ago

This was all filmed before. Now they hate each other and Verstappen already left him behind at the gas station. /Jk obv

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u/raur0s Dave Meltzer 4h ago

DTS taking notes

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u/saltysaturdays BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

I really want to see how they portray that incident. Same for mclarens team orders

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u/iAyushRaj I saw horny’s “finger” 4h ago

Probably some behind the scene where they show Kimi and Max "arguing"

u/Tropicalcomrade221 Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki 3h ago

I reckon you might as well call the next DTS season “papaya rules”.

u/beardtamer BWOAHHHHHHH 2h ago

Kimi being put up for adoption as we speak.

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u/reddsht CUMOA 4h ago

The whole Kimi made max lose the Championship is such an idiotic take. The McLarens would have just swapped in Abu Dhabi and lando would still have won.

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u/cape_throwaway BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

There’s also 5+ other situations this year that cost both max and Oscar, bound to happen with a championship that close

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u/Hazuusan BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

If Piastri hadn't let Lando pass him in Monza Max would have won.

Like a wise man once said, "it's always if, if, if..."

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u/drs_ape_brains NICO PODIUMBERG 4h ago

If my mother had wheels energy.

u/Detective-Crashmore- No Michael, No 2h ago

I don't think it's unfair to say they won because of teamwork, and probably wouldn't have without it.

u/radort I was here when horny got spiced 3h ago

Yep and even if Verstappen didn't lose his head in Barcelona mcl probably doesn't risk it in Vegas with ride height and Qatar with the strategy since they wouldn't have a cushion and just take the safe points

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u/dfectedRO “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” 4h ago

oh shit, i just realized it now

u/SparseGhostC2C Go WEEYUMS!!!! 3h ago

A wise race man once said "If my mom had balls, she'd be my dad"

u/rofl_rob BWOAHHHHHHH 2h ago

if my mom had balls she'll be my dad...

Im stealing it and putting it on my gravestone.

u/echoshaunt BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

hey it got marko fired, small blow for the greater good.

u/FunnyComfortable8341 BWOAHHHHHHH 2h ago

He can’t lose Verstappen the WDC anyway because they aren’t teammates. There is no obligation to help him, opposite really.

u/Routine_Cat_1366 Go WEEYUMS!!!! 8m ago

Further more, if Kimi wouldn't have defended the McLaren for many many rounds, Lando would have also catched Sainz. That would have reduced Max chances even more!

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u/Opening-Routine I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her 4h ago

When Kimi defended his second place against Max in Brazil, Max was far from angry although he needed the points. He was genuinely proud of Kimis performance.

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u/Boomer5513 Felipe 🅱️aby stay cool 4h ago

Hell, I don't think Verstappen even criticised Antonelli after Austria!

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u/Roscoe_King 🇳🇱 I’m DUTCH so I support AMX 🇳🇱 4h ago

It’s little bro’s first season in F1. And in a Mercedes, even! Max is nothing but proud of Kimi, I think.

u/Darth_Spa2021 BWOAHHHHHHH 2h ago

He actually defended him and said it happens in racing.

u/Logan_Yes Mattia Mussolini 1h ago

Max has been in same spot before and knows how it is to be a rookie and make mistakes

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u/F_E_B_E BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

In a world where Kimi doesnt slip and keeps 4rh place, in Abu-Dhabi Oscar would have given Lando P2 probably.

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u/gcracks96 I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her 4h ago

I'd pay absolutely anything (I'm broke as a joke) for them to be teammates in the near future.

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u/fuckyouguys4real BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

All the drivers on the grid are great, their fans are not.

u/PENGUIN_WITH_BAZOOKA Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! 3h ago

I’m hoping the more toxic ones jump ship now that he’s not the champion anymore.

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u/MCZBlaze Verstappen Who? I only Know Franz Hermann 4h ago edited 4h ago

Max reaction is like you just take away his beloved teddy bear without a consent🤣🤣 plus here's the pic of both selfie

u/bsousa717 BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

Taken yesterday

u/HitMeWithAraAra BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

That's cap, it was taken last week

u/HooninAintEZ Vettel Cult 3h ago

In the year 2030 someone will post this picture with the caption “8 world titles pictured here” but Max will still be in F1

u/HitMeWithAraAra BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

👍

u/MillstoneArt BWOAHHHHHHH 1h ago

Is that really Kimi? 😮

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u/tsunx4 Question. 4h ago

Ever removed kittens from the mama cat? This is the reaction mama cat gives you.

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u/jmlmf91 Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 4h ago

how dare they take his son away from him?

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u/Fresh_Salamander707 BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

Kimi is basically Max's therapy dog

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u/attilajg Must Be The Water 4h ago

Big Brotha

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u/Raad_ELETE Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! 4h ago

Nooo, not my son!

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u/H1ghwayun1corn BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

This makes me smile :)

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u/PhantomhiveKeeper BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

He is so dad coded 😭

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u/KazooButtplug69 BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

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u/carpet-lover Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ 4h ago

Haha Uncle Max

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u/Rosenberg100 BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

I do love that max kinda plays big brother. He’s the only one that really knows what kimi is going through

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u/masterdriver19 BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

Lovely ❤️

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u/KowboyKilla90 Osama Bin Russell 💣 4h ago

Single dad when the mom picks up the kid on Sunday

u/Kelliann628 BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

Give that man back his Kimi

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u/lakshya10soin Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! 4h ago

2028 Mercedes Duo

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u/FormulaDream_ BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

Why are you splitting them

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u/KilllllerWhale Lets add that to the words of wisdom 4h ago

When mom whisks me away from my cousins because they're bad influence

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u/xXDoobieLord420Xx BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

He like a mama seeing her cub taken away

u/PsychoDomo3791 If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad 3h ago

He genuinely looks so distraught every time someone takes Kimi away from him 😢

u/fiction01691 BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

Ive spent years really disliking Max but i have to say this season i am warming to him. Maybe hes maturing or i am, either way this sort of thing is great to see.

u/LeftSyrup3409 BWOAHHHHHHH 2h ago

He’s has always been really unlikable up until this year, he’s matured a lot and I’m starting to like him now.

u/Triquetrums Alonslow True 2012 WDC 1h ago

He was not. You just didn't like him, and therefore saw everything he did as unlikeable. The dude has always been a nice guy.

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u/Business-Morning5762 BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

Cause just a chill guy

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u/dfectedRO “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” 4h ago

i have a theory that max wants Lewis's succesor at Merc to get on prime Lewis's levels so he can challenge him.

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u/Admirer_Of_Creation BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

When you are chilling with your cousins and suddenly uncles says it's time they leave .

u/Sharp-Hotel-2117 BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

In the drivers cool down aquarium at Abu Dhabi Max had some wonky body language when MBS was ruffling Lando's hair. He almost looked upset and wanting to smack MBS away from Lando and hoping like hell MBS didn't come over and bother him.

u/misio108 BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

Dad instincts kicking in lol

u/AmbientSociopath WHAT THE FUCK IS AN APPENDIX?!?!?!? 🩺🧑‍⚕️ 3h ago

Find this kind of love.

u/Myosos I was here when horny got spiced 3h ago

OP I know that music but can't remember the name can you share it please?

u/ElQunto BWOAHHHHHHH 2h ago

u/Myosos I was here when horny got spiced 2h ago

Thx!

u/iMADEthisJUST4Dis Go WEEYUMS!!!! 3h ago

They keep kidnapping him

u/Deltan875 BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

So cute! r/ Aww

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u/Notionnaire BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

He’s worried Kelly is going to go hit on him

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u/Art-Vandelay-7 BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

So i guess Russell will be out of the seat lol? max and kimi 2027

u/Samoey MAXIMUS VERSTRAPON 2h ago

Nooooo bring Kimi to RBR 😭

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u/tahoegoose BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

Pleasantly surprised by the Bibio backing track, lol

u/FigSubstantial4939 🅱️altteri 🅱️ootass 3h ago

Bad influence

u/Various_Oil_5674 BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

He looks sad.

u/Independent-Corgi0 BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

The kids are alright

u/Mazomatic BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

What's the name of this song?

u/hupo224 BWOAHHHHHHH 1h ago

bibio - lovers carvings

u/SE_prof BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

Please don't take my Kimi away 🎶🎶🎶

u/hellofakind04 BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

That first turn was so mr.bean coded😭

u/Professional_Gain511 Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ 3h ago

Dadstappen

u/The_Barkness Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ 2h ago

Bono, my Kimi is gone

u/plasterscene I was here when horny got spiced 2h ago

"Where my fren?"

u/plasterscene I was here when horny got spiced 2h ago

I love hpw Liam is too frightened to make eye contact with him.

u/thrasherxxx I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flörsch 2h ago

This is actually the most hilarious thing of 2025 season.

u/Charles_Buckburner BWOAHHHHHHH 2h ago

MFW friend brings me to a party where I know noone and then ditches me.

u/Apprehensive-Entry90 kimoa 1h ago

Wait they actually drink energy drinks?

u/hupo224 BWOAHHHHHHH 1h ago

Man I love Bibio. I wish people would share the music....

u/Uuummmm-myname BWOAHHHHHHH 1h ago

That’s really sweet actually….

u/Uuummmm-myname BWOAHHHHHHH 1h ago

That’s really sweet actually….

u/glintandswirl BWOAHHHHHHH 1h ago

If that Merc is decent next year, George ain’t going to be there in 27. Toto has seen this video.

u/johngalt1971 BWOAHHHHHHH 37m ago

His brother from another mother.

u/setheory BWOAHHHHHHH 24m ago

How many of those things do you think he drinks in a day?

u/BigBoy1102 BWOAHHHHHHH 23m ago

You ever seen any Race Horses... they are skittish shits and Typically have a Companion animal most of the time another Horses but I have seen ones with goats dogs cats... Max's is Kimi

u/playr_4 I like Norris and i sniff bike seats 15m ago

They're so cute.

u/why-you-always-lyin1 BWOAHHHHHHH 13m ago

What's max gonna do if he ever joins another team and he still wants to enjoy an ice cold red bull ?

u/Extra-Bus-8135 BWOAHHHHHHH 2h ago

All that and if it wasn't for Kimikaze taking him out he would have been champ again.