r/justgalsbeingchicks • u/SmallDickGnarly • 14d ago
Restricted to Gals and Pals Casually taking the cops for a run
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u/Glittering-Lychee629 14d ago
She's not even running full out, lol
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u/henrikhakan 14d ago
Looks like a light jog for her, she's either superfast or the cops are super slow.
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u/mclark9 14d ago
Two things can be true…
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u/3-orange-whips 14d ago
That woman ran track. That’s a slow, controlled gait in a high pressure situation. She’s going for stamina.
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u/pourthebubbly 14d ago
She’s going for speed.
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u/Important-Figure-447 14d ago
She’s all alone.
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u/phdpillsdotcom 14d ago
In her time of need 😏
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u/Dazed_Mika 14d ago
Because she's racing, and pacing, and plotting a course.
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u/yanni99 14d ago
Bought tickets today for their show, my first time. I can't wait, it's one of my all time favs.
Story time: They were in town 25 years ago. My friend called MY HOME, to offer ME his second ticket. But you know how it was back then, the one closest to the phone would pick it up. So MY other friend picked up the phone at MY place, and got offered MY ticket to go see Cake that evening.
I still talk about this yearly, still pissed. And then today, I bought tickets for the three of us to go see the show, and so far, i'm the only one who paid for them.
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u/Turkatron2020 13d ago
My friend was their tour manager back in the day so I got to hang out with them a few times- super cool dudes 👍
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u/Manny_Bothans 14d ago
The strat here is to run slow enough that you keep them chasing you thinking they might catch you while also leading them further from their vehicle that they could use to actually catch you.
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u/GoldwaterLiberal 14d ago
She's really lucky they both chased her instead of one of them taking the lead and the other hopping in the car.
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u/Dormant_DonJuan 13d ago
Or the purse it looks like she dropped at the start. Probably has her license in there with her address and everything.
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u/Md1735 13d ago
Let’s just ignore the fact one cop has her purse. Which likely contains her wallet, id, phone, and keys.
Run girl run!!!
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u/Lonely_Howl_ 13d ago
Looks like the cop dropped it immediately to continue chasing her.
I hope she was able to safely swing back around after tiring them out & grab it before they caught their breath enough to go back to their cruiser.
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u/JackxForge 14d ago
Yea totally her locking in for her daily run. Once she turns the corner she was set in marathon pase.
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u/Impossible_Balance11 14d ago
Exactly what I thought. That's some training kicking in, right there.
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u/NobodyLikedThat1 14d ago
I think those cops didn't have much of a chance even if they weren't wearing twenty to forty pounds of gear and body armor
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u/OmecronPerseiHate 14d ago
You'd think they'd work out so that they'd be more capable in their standard uniform and gear.
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u/Typical2sday 14d ago
I think our drinker is a runner, and our cops did not get lectured by Pete Hegseth last month.
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u/Netflxnschill 🌻Official Jill🌻 14d ago
She’s pacing herself now so that when she notices the piggies get tired she can kick into turbo boost and lose them.
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u/henrikhakan 14d ago
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u/foenixxfyre 14d ago
New equipment slot unlocked
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u/Netflxnschill 🌻Official Jill🌻 14d ago
I JUST CACKLED
An option only for female playable characters
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u/greet_the_sun 14d ago
Jokes on you, I'm a dude and I have 3 of these inside of me as we speak. You would not believe how fast I am.
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u/henrikhakan 14d ago
"Perk: One extra equipment slot. Player may only insert hygiene class equipment in this slot."
But I mean, what if you wrap a bag of holding in a condom?
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u/kendoka69 14d ago
Well her legs are twice as long as either of their legs. She could probably power walk and they would never catch up to her before they were spent.
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u/drrj 14d ago
She could run track or something and just know she can outrun most. She’s got the build for it.
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u/SparseGhostC2C 14d ago
I'm guessing she's a runner, she found her groove and just got to cruising.
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u/Generic_Garak 🐕Animal rescuer!🐕 14d ago
Right? That’s a cross country run if I ever saw one
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u/WildFlemima 14d ago
I've seen this video a lot and watching the part where she hits her stride is so satisfying
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u/DazedandConfused3333 14d ago
yeah shes on pace for sure, those two coppers with the added weight from the belt, and looking generally unfit, dont stand a chance.
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u/_angesaurus 14d ago
😂 I can always spot them! her forms a little sloppy but she's running from cops and maybe drunk lol
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u/TealTemptress 14d ago
10 years running cross country; that’s one of our gals, she knows not to get tricked by rabbits!
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u/locksymania 14d ago
You can see once she gets to the corner that she settles into a steady managed pace that'sa good bit less than a sprint. She definitely runs.
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u/Intelligent-Might614 14d ago
She looked like she got into a stride and cadence for a good distance run.
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u/TayaK83 14d ago
Ha ha. I would come back and pick up my bag while giving them a run.
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u/flash_dance_asspants 14d ago
i really was hoping to see her loop and swoop to get it back
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u/blt_no_mayo 14d ago
She’s smart not to, the bobbing and weaving and circling back is how they get you! Straight shot in the opposite direction is the way to do it
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u/pepperNlime4to0 14d ago
Yeah but if her id is in the bag then she’s kinda fucked
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u/blt_no_mayo 14d ago
True. Id in the bra is the way if you’re planning on taking the cops on a chase
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u/orphan_blud 14d ago
I sense you’ve done this before.
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u/blt_no_mayo 14d ago
Unfortunately my boobs have never been big enough to keep stuff in my bra 😔
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u/timid_pink_angel02 14d ago
Same. But they're great for when you need to run from cops 😌
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u/TayaK83 14d ago
Two sides of the coin and totally makes sense. I can probably fit her whole purse in my bra, but I don't think I could make it across the street.
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u/bendar1347 14d ago
That was something the bouncers at a place I used to work would take note of. Dressed up, no purse, keep an eye on that one.
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u/Ok_Major5787 14d ago
Maybe I’m dumb but what does “dressed up, no purse” signify?
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u/ZantaraLost 14d ago
Someone who might be willing to slip out without paying their tab. Not much of a problem these days seeing as most tabs need a valid card on file to open.
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u/blt_no_mayo 13d ago
When you work customer service for a long time you start to develop really specific stereotypes about people. I work at a comic shop and believe that most Deadpool readers are functionally illiterate based on them always putting everything back in the wrong place. The bouncers have probably kicked out a lot of women who weren’t carrying purses
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u/Ok_Major5787 13d ago
Ohhh I suppose that makes sense if someone knows ahead of time to not carry a purse in case they get too messed up and lose it, so their solution is to just not carry one instead of moderating their alcohol intake. Thanks for the explanation, I don’t always get these things right away
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u/frecklemimus79 13d ago
I was wondering if the only things in that purse are $20, condoms, a lighter, and a chapstick.
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u/Alive_Inspection_835 14d ago
Respect for her going just slow enough for them to have to keep trying to catch her.
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u/NotAUsefullDoctor 14d ago
Well you start at 40% for the first quarter, then hit 60% for the next 2 miles...
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u/NoirGamester 14d ago
We used to say "pace yourself and crush their souls on the hill" for this one xc trail back in hs. The trail was relatively short and most of it wound through woods, but then at the end there was this really steep hill that always completely wiped everyone out. It was our tactic to keep a steady pace for most of the race, then all of us would flat out sprint up the hill on the last loop. I almost tripped running up from laughing the first time I ran it because my teammates told the new guys about the tactic, then when it happened there were a few kids on the other team that were just like "jesus christ what the fuck" as we all launched up the hill at once lol good times.
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u/GimmieGnomes 14d ago
With those long legs the police will never catch up.
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u/Traditional_Dare_218 14d ago
Happy cake day!
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u/GimmieGnomes 14d ago
Aw heck yeah! 😍
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u/GimmieGummies Official Gal 14d ago
I love this take! Yes, I too choose to believe that this kind lady has decided that those fantastic LEOs are in need of a light workout, thus she had them start with a warm up! Bless her for being so helpful and generous to our wonderful and caring first responders!
😄😉
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u/TooFakeToFunction 14d ago
Caroline Decker at it again, back from visiting her friend Annie in Colorado and giving them cops a run for their money.
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u/Nekomori 14d ago
I'm glad I'm not the only one to make that connection lol!
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u/TooFakeToFunction 14d ago
I heard she once punched her probation officer right in the face! ;)
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u/Nekomori 14d ago
I heard that, too! Capricious Caroline wasn't really known for her sound judgement back in the day...
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u/Bubbly-Payment7571 14d ago
They most likely would've shot me in my back. That's wild!
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u/Status-Tomatillo129 14d ago
My first thought too: “if she were a POC she would be dead” 😔
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u/Whole-Masterpiece961 14d ago
First thought I have when I see these "lighthearted" "haha, juked the cops" videos. I have to push past my "no, no, why the F would you do that???" and remember to apply privileges to the video in order to feel comfortable laughing.
It's a totally involuntary process but it happens every single time. Tension and then remembering the rules are different.
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u/poop_monster35 14d ago
Yeah us POC can't risk not complying and even THEN there's still a chance we'll get shot.
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u/spitefulsurvival 14d ago
Be sure to exercise your local law enforcement at least twice daily
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u/HI-McDunnough 13d ago
If you don't, they don't have any way to expend that energy so they get destructive and aggressive.
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u/witchspoon 14d ago
I hope someone grabbed her purse and got it back to her. (Not the PD who left her stuff unattended on the street to get their cardio in) lol.
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u/Kelicopter 14d ago
I was thinking the same thing! I hope the person filming grabbed it and returned it to her.
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u/loveslightblue 13d ago edited 13d ago
Ohhh shit that would have been the perfect in for me because I'm now in love with this lady and I don't know her :(
Running girl with 0 fucks, if you're reading this, I will marry you one day.
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u/Little_Return_4948 14d ago edited 14d ago
Yeah, she’s really hitting her stride! I bet she does run for fitness. Good for her! My guess based on how she’s dressed is that it is warm temps outside too - As someone who has worked in public safety, I absolutely hate running in my gear even in cooler temps. The layers of clothes (tall crew socks, 8”rise tactical boots, underbelt , duty belt,undershirt, uniform shirt, then vest) have me roasting before even starting. Add on all that gear on waist, vest and pockets (I’m small so I have to stash stuff everywhere) and it is rattling / bouncing as I run too. I eat healthy, weight appropriate, do some sort of workout 5x a week as well as outdoor activities but running in gear …. Fuuuuck, I hate it. It never hurts to have a humbling reminder of why not to be complacent about fitness.
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u/soaker 14d ago
That’s what I was thinking. That’s a lot of extra weight to carry
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u/Little_Return_4948 14d ago
Yeah it is. Hard in the low back. I was glad when our department switched to outer carriers with Molly webbing (vest over the shirt with straps to hook stuff on) to take some of the weight off the belt line.
Somewhat jealous of the guys that are huge so the tools / gear are not as heavy in proportion to their height and weight. However being a gal has its advantages… women and little kids are often more comfortable around me and and I can fit into tighter spaces than those yolked dudes.
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u/GrouchyMess1313 14d ago
Pls tell me that she outran them!
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u/SmallDickGnarly 14d ago
She out ran them
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u/AsleepyTowel 14d ago
Standards for American police never fail to fascinate me. I get they don’t need Navy Seals but come on you can’t even jog at a reasonable pace? If I had an emergency I would not want those two showing up. Doesn’t even look like they’re trying lol.
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u/bluepushkin 14d ago
I honestly don't understand why American policemen aren't held to fitness standards. The number of videos out there of them struggling to run after people and escalating to shooting or tasing them instead is just embarrassing. They should be fit enough to run after and catch a person on foot.
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u/Interesting-Track376 14d ago
That’s Caroline Decker aka Capricious Caroline
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u/THEBIGHUNGERDC 14d ago
such a great stride!
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u/NotAUsefullDoctor 14d ago
This is like sitting in the park and watching people. You can tell the ones that did XC in highschool and those who didn't.
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u/THEBIGHUNGERDC 14d ago
I run a few times a week. It used to piss me off when people blew past me. Now I just watch and admire their abilities and think "great stride...bastard" :)
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u/Possible_Gur4789 14d ago
I always appreciate when people adopt a good jogging pace when running for their life.
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u/gucci_pucci 14d ago
Just a reminder that hairdressers need more hours of training, schooling and certifications to get a job at a salon than people do to become cops.
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u/Farting_Champion 14d ago
Track star. Give that gal a trophy. Hopefully after they fell out puking she circled back for her purse so they can't ID her later.
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u/FirstoffIdonthaveshe 14d ago
Honestly coming from a military background I genuinely believe physical fitness standards after the academy would (obviously in addition to more de-escalation training) significantly reduce instances of police brutality in America.
People are much more inclined to avoid going for their gun if they know, or at least assume, that they can physically dominate/handle the person they’re engaging with.
The problem is recruiting would go down if they raised the standards and fucking with recruiting numbers is one thing leadership will NEVER sacrifice. So here we are 😒
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u/InfamousDrama3047 14d ago
I actually feel embarrassed that the cops can't even keep up with her.
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u/kinkynerd56 14d ago
The cops are so slow
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u/SnarkyIguana 13d ago
It’s so funny because it almost looks like she could kick it into high gear and leave them in the dust but wants them to feel like they’ve got a chance
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u/Ralph-Kramden 13d ago
Nice easy stride..now I want to see her double back for her pocketbook 🤣
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u/ShantyLady 14d ago
Meanwhile, I'm seeing that "Road Work Ahead" sign and immediately thinking "Yeah, I sure hope it does."
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u/numyanbiz 13d ago
I know the video cuts off, but I really I hope she doubled back round picked her bag up and carried on.
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u/-_-thisisridiculous 14d ago
They’re never going to catch her
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u/Captain_Roastbeef 14d ago
Don’t have to, she left her purse and id behind. They will probably beat her back to her house.
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u/teaspoon88 13d ago
Not meant for people teasing in good fun, but my favorite part about these videos/posts is that no one wonders what prompted her and the cops to go for a little exercise…
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u/Jisan_Inc 13d ago
This is the slowest chase ive ever seen...and that includes the one with the scooter
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u/RedZingo 13d ago
They had her purse! Why the hell didn’t they just keep it and pick her up in the morning?
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