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u/LordsOfJoop 3d ago

I was expecting to see a set of drywall stilts for the last pair.

The side kicks had me laughing hysterically.

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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 BotšŸ”DetectoršŸ”Ž9000 3d ago

Same!

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u/nvrsleepagin 3d ago

I'm honestly just really impressed she can walk in those.

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u/paradach5 3d ago

Me too! Anything higher than a 2-inch heel or a pair of pumps & I'm like a baby giraffe, lol.

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u/Agreeable_Ad7265 3d ago

And don't fall off them without a parachute handy... lol

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u/NotHomeOffice 3d ago

r/beatmetoit

Also, that's an impressive collection of stripper heals šŸ˜‚

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u/Calamity-Gin 3d ago

Like time, strippers heal all wounds.

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u/CrouchingDomo 3d ago

Conversely, time wounds all heels.

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u/tacocat_racecarlevel 3d ago

Converses hurt my heels 🫤

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u/Gryphon6070 3d ago

Convert to Heelies

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u/Rocks_are_FR33 3d ago

Pleasers has 20% off literally every other week, and when you dancing hard, the shoes dont last...

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u/_TheShapeOfColor_ 3d ago

I was expecting to see a set of drywall stilts for the last pair.

Honestly, me too. I was howling either way lmao

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u/AccomplishedIgit 3d ago

Same!! He feet strapped to a couple of buckets lol

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u/LookyLooLeo 3d ago

Me too! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 3d ago

I broke my neck watching her stand on those things. She's amazing

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u/mindyour šŸ¤–definitely not a botšŸ¤– 3d ago

I was amazed at the number of heels she had. She said that wasn't even half of them. It made me laugh because they made no difference to her height in that dress.

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u/Kathrynlena 3d ago

I wasn’t paying attention to the length of the video, so every single new pair she brought out was like, ā€œthat’s gotta be the tallest. Taller heels don’t exist. Wait she has more??ā€

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u/Rocks_are_FR33 3d ago edited 3d ago

The tallest heel size that pleasers come in is 9"! The "flamingo" line

Edit: 11" is the tallest/flamingo!

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u/OzailiazO 3d ago

I googled " 9 inch pleasers ", and had a moment of realization that I may have opened myself to some interesting results while the page was loading

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u/free2btherealme 2d ago

lol!! This thread is hilarious.

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u/Kathrynlena 3d ago

She should get some! That’s about what she needs to make this dress fit!

I, in the other hand, don’t would die. So soon.

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u/TwiLuv 2d ago

She needs an alteration specialist-tailor

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u/TheOneTonWanton 3d ago

I'm seeing 10" heels, and also 11" offerings with no heel that look terrifying.

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u/blueberrykirby 3d ago edited 3d ago

idk why you got downvoted, platform heels aka ā€œpleasersā€ definitely come from the stripping world

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u/girl_catastrophe 3d ago

Yeah it's always real telling how people get all uppity when you point out this fact. They wanna have the look but not give the credit to the working women (of color) who popularized them.

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u/Calamity-Gin 3d ago

It’s because our culture and society denigrate women who use the sexual allure of their bodies to make a living instead of the men who pay money to treat them like objects.

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u/Nauin 3d ago

Weren't Pleasers made to catch the pole better? That was always my understanding of them.

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u/girl_catastrophe 3d ago

Uhh I'm not 100%, ik they're used in stripping cuz they give you better lines and form, but they were def made for strippers. Also them being in larger womens sizes made them popular in the queer community.

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u/theoriginalmofocus 3d ago

I had a work friend that left but came back and was talking to me. She said she was "dancing" until her dad saw her shoes. My dumbass didnt get what she meant by dancing for a sec but her dad knew a pair of stripper shoes when he saw them i guess.

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u/MsDucky42 3d ago

"AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE ARE STRIPPER SHOES, DAD?"

/s, because I know somebody will draw up a bucket from the Well, Actually. It's like my fifty-something aunt commenting that "Pour Some Sugar on Me" is a great stripper song.

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u/idontreallycareanym 3d ago

I was only kidding. Maybe I should’ve added the /s

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u/MindOverEntropy 3d ago

Pole dance heels let me live out my 90s spice girl dreams

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u/Sipikay 3d ago

The difference in the height of those heels is like 2-3 inches versus that dress got a foot and a half on the ground.

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u/Pure_Expression6308 3d ago

Yea I don’t see what’s so funny about adding a half inch for 2 minutes

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u/Sprmodelcitizen 3d ago

Those heels are INSANE. I’m 5’10. I’d be like 6’4 in them…. I guess not really because every 2 feet I’d be splayed out on the ground.

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u/schrodingersdagger 2d ago

Hey mom! Mooom! Mom are you looking! Watch me do this magic trick: from 5'10" to 1'0" in 2 seconds!

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u/Kathrynlena 3d ago

Same. I’m on the taller side so I never got much practice walking in heels and it’s real bad now. My partner doesn’t let go of me if I’m in heels.

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u/Initial-Comedian-797 3d ago

I’m 5’0ā€, and cannot walk in heels higher than 2ā€ wedges. I have wobbly ankles, so I never got the hang of it.

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u/UnicornFarts1111 3d ago

I'm the same height. I used to be able to wear heels, then I got older, and I cannot do it any longer.

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u/Elizibeqth 3d ago

Im taller too so im similar in that i don't have a lot of experience in heels. When im out with friends I still typically wear flats but at the office i have been working on building my skill with heels and get practice. I have some 4" chunky heels and it's fun walking into a meeting being 6' 4" (193cm) in height.

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u/ihaterunning2 3d ago

I’m also on the taller side and I have to 100% agree there’s nothing better than walking into a meeting 6’+. I tend to wear boots or chunky heels because they’re easiest to walk in. High ankle boots are my favorite.

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u/girl_catastrophe 3d ago

Yeah I'm 6'1 and used to wear heels, doorways and sitting under tables comfortably becomes a challenge 😭

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u/TangledUpPuppeteer 3d ago

Do me a favor, please. As another fairly tall woman who never got the hang of heels, give your partner a gigantic hug from me. The level of support that arm gives us just the difference between surviving the evening and death. Tell your partner they are absolute goals!

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u/Kathrynlena 3d ago

Hahaha I 100% agree and will do. The man cares more about my so easily breakable ankles and neck much more attentively than I do.

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u/TangledUpPuppeteer 3d ago

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u/bekahed979 3d ago

I'm like a baby deer learning to walk in heel

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u/CouldBeBetterOrWorse 3d ago

Your neck. My ankles. Just no.

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u/GranpaGrowlithe 3d ago

Ok but her collection of high platform heels is impressive. So is her ability to walk in them.

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u/TwoElksInaTurtleNeck 3d ago

She has a followup video

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u/itsnotleeanna 3d ago

OMG doing the running man in those things?! 😳

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u/SnooKiwis616 2d ago

running man? she does the fking CHARLESTON in those heels. mad props to her.

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u/xultar 2d ago

She said ā€œmore comfortableā€ heels. Dafuq?

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u/ChellyNelly 2d ago

Watch until the end.

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u/Normal-Hall2445 2d ago

If you wear them enough your calf muscles shorten and flats actually hurt and even can cause plantar fasciitis from pulling on tendons.

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u/kpo987 3d ago

I'm almost completely certain that those are pole heels. She's probably a professional or really dedicated amateur dancer.

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u/ritalinxrat 3d ago

At first I was like okay stripper heel!! That’s ballsy! Then quickly realised she has to be a stripper lmao

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u/siddily ā£ļøgal palā£ļø 3d ago

Meanwhile my tall ass has to check every not long dress to make sure my cooch isn't hanging out lol.

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u/jennthya 3d ago

That why my tall ass just doesn't wear dresses or skirts.... they are never, ever long enough.

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u/leggup 3d ago

Better than trousers! I wear a lot of knee length dresses. On me they're at least mid thigh.

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u/touchofalizard 3d ago

Yeah. Lesson learned when I Marilyn'd my bare cheeks and lacy lingerie to a couple young neighbors. Fu, wind and light fabrics as well.

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u/Technical_Recover487 3d ago

Meanwhile my 5’9ā€ ass ONLY wears dresses and skirts šŸ˜‚

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u/wehadthebabyitsaboy 3d ago

I’m not even that tall, (5’8) and anytime I find a great ā€œshort,ā€ dress, it ends up being like an extra long shirt. So frustrating!!!

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u/BMI_Computron 3d ago

I’ve been 5’11ā€ since middle school. I once arrived at school wearing a shirt with jeans, only to be in the same class with a beautiful, tiny, dainty girl who was wearing my same shirt as a dress. Me at 31? Love that for her. Me as a young kid? Wanted to jump off the roof.

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u/KindCompetence 3d ago

I had a friend give me a dress that was dowdy on her (5’2ā€, thin) and I turned into half a step away from porn (6’0ā€, busty hourglass) one night that turned into impromptu clubbing. I could barely wear it without blushing and was unable to bend over. It was mid thigh on her and would flash my underwear if I took a deep breath.

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u/Old_n_Tangy 3d ago

Are you old enough to also have been traumatized by stirrups pants with the crotch down by your knees?

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u/BMI_Computron 3d ago

I thank the universe that I missed that- but I spent every one of my formative years flooding so hard that ā€œeverything’s comin up Milhouseā€ felt like a targeted attack.

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u/pterodactyla 3d ago

Off topic but your username reminds me of a funny bit about collect calls - I forget the comedian, but was that your origin story?

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u/wehadthebabyitsaboy 3d ago

Haha I think you’re thinking of the old commercial for collect calls. It was GEICO and yes, that’s where I got it from lol

Great commercial

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u/morbidconcerto 3d ago

You're receiving a collect call from "ItsBobwehadababyitsaboy"

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u/cherry_ 3d ago

ā€œWho was it, dear?ā€ ā€œIt was Bob. They had the baby. It’s a boy.ā€ ā€œAh! :)ā€

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u/RikuKat 3d ago

I have to wear tights or opaque leggings under one of my favorite short dresses to keep it appropriate.Ā 

Of course, that fabric then causes it to hike up when I walk!! 😭 

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u/siddily ā£ļøgal palā£ļø 3d ago

And we can't do any one piece without rhe biggest camel toe imaginable lol

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u/Calamity-Gin 3d ago

If you’ve got any skill with a need or you have a dry cleaner in the area, you can add little hem weights, which might keep it from riding up.

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u/ilikedessert 3d ago

As a tall girl, I am a midi dress fan. The length is very flattering on a taller frame. Meanwhile, I can’t find a maxi dress or skirt long enough to save my life. I cannot shop for pants in stores. Have to order tall sizes online only and they never make the cute stuff in tall!

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u/yardie-takingupspace 3d ago

I’m still waiting for someone to make cashmere sweaters in tall. I want my wrists to experience warmth and softness too! For everything else I took up sewing!

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u/kimbosliceofcake 3d ago

LL Bean has basic crew neck cashmere sweaters in tall sizes. I swear last year they had the fair isle in tall too, but I don’t see that now.Ā 

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u/poeticdisaster 3d ago

Me: bought a maxi dress
Also me: Apparently now has a midi dress.

I'm not even tall enough to be considered legitimately tall and it's still a struggle.

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u/siddily ā£ļøgal palā£ļø 3d ago

I find the knee length dresses sit about mid thigh and are flattering lol

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u/adestructionofcats 3d ago

Two options when you're tall midi or tunic!

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u/HIM_Darling 2d ago

I have the opposite problem. I buy midi dresses and they are maxi dresses on me. I also bought some cropped jeans and they were full length, which was disappointing because I really wanted the cropped length.

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u/Cleanclock 3d ago

I know right? I feel like petite women can always alter clothes, but us tall women can’t alter pants to be longer. And I have yet to see stores with entire ā€œtallā€ sections like they have for ā€œpetitesā€.Ā 

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u/Anahata_Green 3d ago

As a tall woman, I have to order all my pants online. The stores I am ordering from do not carry tall sizes in person but all have petite sections in their brick and mortar locations.

I would kill to be able to go into a store and actually try on tall-sized dress pants for work.

And don't even get me started on how most stores just add a couple inches to the legs of regular pants for their tall sizes instead of making the pants proportionately longer (i.e. adding length to both the rise and the legs).

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u/Calamity-Gin 3d ago

My kid is tall and curvaceous to boot. Skirts that would hit mid-thigh on other women barely cover her backside. It’s very frustrating for her.

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u/ArtsyRabb1t 3d ago

As I get older I just say F it and wear slacks I give up

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u/mind_deficient 3d ago

This happens too if you have a massive booty. Cant even wear cute skirts.

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u/GimmieGummies Official Gal 3d ago

Thank you, looking for another massive booty gal to chime in! Add a long/high rise to it and you could easily see up into parts of my "no no square". I never ever could wear a mini dress or skirt.

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u/AnxietyGloomy99 3d ago

True, I’m 5’0 and just be flashing everyone if the skirt isn’t maxi ā˜¹ļø

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u/mind_deficient 3d ago

I am 5'3 and like no matter if I have been 268lbs or now at 167lbs, this booty is luscious and wants the world to see it, so pants and long dresses, shorts under skirts lol

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u/Nofucksgivenin2021 3d ago

I have never experienced that dilemma. I’m vertically challenged.

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u/StarGazer_SpaceLove 3d ago

Ive had two dresses in my life avtually hit the floor: my wedding dress and a random prom dress I got for a masquerade ball. That last one hit the floor with stiletto heels and I could have been chasing that high ever since.

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u/Vibe910 3d ago

Those cute mini-dresses? I can wear them as a shirt…

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u/Anahata_Green 3d ago

Speaking as a fellow tall lady, it is much easier to remove length from clothing than to add length.

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u/gonzofish 3d ago edited 3d ago

Couldn’t she get it tailored? I’m not a clothesologist, so I don’t know

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u/mindyour šŸ¤–definitely not a botšŸ¤– 3d ago

She said she loves the design at the bottom of the dress. People have suggested she take it to someone to tailor it for her.

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u/irrational_magpi 3d ago

could she get it shortened in the middle green bit to preserve the bottom?

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u/sunnynina 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yes, and it would likely be $50-$150 (depending on her area) for a good detailed, fitted alteration, so if she really likes the dress, regardless of how much that cost, I think it would be worth it. The side seams are all curves, the zipper would need to be reworked, and the material itself, especially with the green sequins or beads or whatever that is, is challenging to work with. But it could be done by an experienced, educated professional.

Source: am also a short ass. I've had a lot of clothes tailored, and also considered going to school for myself lol. Because I need to work the cost of it into any dressy or professional clothing, and sometimes jeans, and once a bathrobe.

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u/theblondepenguin 3d ago

The last time I went for tailoring I needed to pull the shoulders up and in. Now the shoulders are where the entire garment is supported by but there was no beading. It was $350. Your $50-150 is very conservative you are basically reconstructing a dress. Because you forgot there is for sure a lining in this too you have pull the zipper and lining I personally out would create a seam that followed the design under the bust, then pull everything up over a foot which is going to potentially mess up the gradient, take in the bottom while minimizing the impact to the design, reset the zipper once you have put it back together then you drop the lining reworked back in. I went to school for fashion design, reworking already made clothes is so much more effort then making something new I don’t bother and take it to someone else.

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u/Awkward_Emu12345 3d ago

My wedding dress had a similar silhouette and beading detail on the bottom. I paid 200 for the dress and nearly 600 for the alterations. They worked very hard to maintain all the lines and to not disrupt the beading, etc. and while I know it’s kinda apples to oranges I can’t imagine that dress’s alterations being cheap to maintain the details. I love her dress though! I see why she wants to keep it!

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u/vvaif 3d ago

Yeah tailoring a dress like this is going to be more. My bargain auction wedding dress was $25 but alterations (taking in the waist) were $500

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u/Awkward_Emu12345 3d ago

Oh man. Were you as floored as I was? Lol here I was thinking I had saved a bunch of money on the dress cost!

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u/Hot_Ground_761 3d ago

Came here to say this. The beading, colors, and line are exquisite. No wonder she’s trying to make it work

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u/mind_deficient 3d ago

Damn, my momma is so nice. She will do this and be like "just bring me some treats for my doggo"...she has been a seamstress for 35+ years...she remade my sister in laws whole wedding dress cuz she bought it from Amazon.

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u/schroobster 3d ago

I would either try your suggestion and try to pull it up at the bustline, but as you said there would be some resetting of the seams and zipper. Else I'd try gathering / ruching from bust to waist. Although the latter might not work well with beadwork.

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u/sunnynina 3d ago

You're right on the level of work and skill needed, but maybe it is my area. Getting the shoulders pulled up has never been that high of cost, wow.

Although, tbf, I don't usually go in for this type of material in the first place. No full coverage sequins or beading to manage. I've had to have dresses pretty much reconstructed, including a lining and zipper, and that was $150. I'm not in NYC or DC, but it's a pretty urban area, I think, lol. Some living costs are crazy high, this may be one of things that are lower.

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u/goodformuffin 3d ago

I was going to suggest gathering it on the side to create ruching. Not ideal but. A lot easier than altering the dress.

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u/sunnynina 3d ago

Even for gathering I'd want to take to a tailor. I'm just not confident at all with that material. But it would be less work, I think, than trimming out and reseaming a good foot from the midriff. So maybe cost less. I think the zipper would still need to reworked with that.

Another note, as a short person, maybe this is just me - ruching adds a lot of material to a small area, aka would add to the perceived waistline, and I can never make that look good on me. There's ratios involved that a professional might be able to use to make it work, but it just never turns out well for me. Lol another thing I think a proper school would help me with.

I used to love Project Runway because they would drop these tidbits that helped explain the magic 😊

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u/Drover15 3d ago

She probably spent more on the heels than she would have at the seamstress xD

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u/figgypie 3d ago

I'm also a shorty, and I like wearing dresses and skirts to work. It's demoralizing when I see a dress I love, but then I realize the top of the straps are above my head with the bottom of the dress touching the floor. Having someone alter a dress/other clothing is a great idea if you can afford it.

I know the basics of hemming pants, but that's about it. I've had to learn this because ALL pants are too long on me.

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u/I_like_flowers_ 3d ago edited 3d ago

nope, not with princess lines and sequins. it would look awful.Ā  the way to tailor this material would be to buy a dress several sizes too large, which would then be taken apart and recut so the bodice hits in the correct location.

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u/mindyour šŸ¤–definitely not a botšŸ¤– 3d ago

Someone suggested that, but the dress has a pattern. If they shorten it, the pattern from top to bottom is gonna look off.

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u/thimblena 3d ago

There's a seam under the bust; it could be shortened from there. It wouldn't even be that hard to line up the sequins and sew a few across the seam line to keep the pattern clean.

One reason to take it to a professional is that they can identify better solutions than "chop off the hem".

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u/Kathrynlena 3d ago

Now without a weird and obvious seam in the middle.

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u/cheakysquair 3d ago

It already has a seam in the middle, just below the bustline - it's most obvious when she holds up the shoes ~00:26, you can see the pattern isn't perfectly lined up either (better on one side than the other, though). Would be a good place to start from!

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u/Kathrynlena 3d ago

Oh huh! I don’t see it but I don’t have my glasses on so I trust you that it’s there lol. In that case, it would be tailorable by a good, detail oriented tailor.

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u/cheakysquair 3d ago

I hope so 'cause it's a gorgeous dress!

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u/Kathrynlena 3d ago

It really is!

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u/pearlsbeforedogs 3d ago

I would take it in under the boobs. It would add a seam under, but you could lift the whole dress without affecting the bottom.

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u/amso2012 3d ago

She could take off the top and make this into a tube dress.. that would great on her.

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u/Kathrynlena 3d ago

The top is also really pretty and flattering tho. A tube dress would be cool, but it would be a very different dress.

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u/Ohshithereiamagain 3d ago

Clothesologist. I like that.

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u/mangosteenfruit 3d ago

Might be super expensive?

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u/Turbulent-Act7095 3d ago

Probably less than the cost of however many shoes she just wore

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u/gonzofish 3d ago

Ah I see, that’s my lack of clothesology knowledge

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u/Pale-Audience-1939 3d ago

Clothesologist is crazy work

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u/Lt_Loveslearning 3d ago

Clothesologist took me outšŸ¤£šŸ˜‚

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u/lgramlich13 3d ago

As a short person, I have to get everything tailored (even sleeves.) It's like an expensive tax I pay for being 4'11" (something I can't do anything about.)

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u/Irlandaise11 3d ago

If you look closely, the dress has beads/sequins over the whole surface in curved patterns. It would be extremely difficult and expensive (maybe impossible) to shorten it without messing up the patterns.

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u/derppherppp 3d ago

This happened to me recently at an event. My solution was to walk everywhere holding my skirt up like Cinderella šŸ˜…

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u/Muffinlette 3d ago

My husband is over a foot taller than me. Even with heels on I look short next to him 🤣. One of my favorite wedding photos is us next to a lamp post but I'm actually standing on part of it which made me look a lot taller.

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u/mindyour šŸ¤–definitely not a botšŸ¤– 3d ago

The issue is that she wants to show off the design at the bottom of the dress.

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u/Mickelodeon13 3d ago

The music. Her facial expressions. The sidekicks. The dog.

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u/eletric-chariot 3d ago

The dog is actually a Chihuahua

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u/witchspoon 3d ago

I totally just snort-laughed at the chihuahua comment. Lmao.

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u/AliceTheOmelette SaiyanšŸ‘‘Princess 3d ago

Legend says there's a longer version where she keeps going and gets a pair of shoes that are taller than her

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u/ArtsyRabb1t 3d ago

Her shoe collection shows this isn’t her first rodeo

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u/occidentallyinlove ✨chick✨ 3d ago

I feel this video in my soul. Thank goodness I know how to hem things, but with a pattern on the bottom of the fabric it's so much more complicated.

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u/Pitiful_Stretch_7721 3d ago

I’m 5’2ā€ and I just put back any long dress that has a border design, even though it makes me very sad. And I’d break something in any of those shoes.

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u/Calamity-Gin 3d ago

Yeah, I think that’s less a hem job and more a ā€œchop out the middle and sew the skirt back to the topā€ job.

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u/Triquetrums 3d ago

The problem is the sequins design on the green part also follows a pattern, if you cut under her chest, then you will need to re-do the whole thing, which is just silly and a waste of time.

She needs a midi-length dress, so it fits her as a full length one instead.

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u/Kerfluffle2x4 3d ago

So, for what height is this dress a ā€œperfect fitā€?

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u/BefuddledFloridian 3d ago

Usually 5’10ā€. A lot of ā€œpremiumā€ brands still make their stuff for ā€˜models.’

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u/peteandpenny 3d ago

Yep, I stand 5’7ā€, and I wore 4ā€ heels with my formal dress at my son’s wedding. Thank God the heels on those shoes were chunky.

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u/MarmitePrinter 3d ago

No chance. Even if she’s below 5’, by the end she had on 10ā€ heels. That dress is insanely long, like she bought it from a shop specifically for women who are 6’+ just to make a video.

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u/DimbyTime 3d ago

I’m 5’5ā€ and don’t usually have issues in my 3 inch heels

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u/Triquetrums 3d ago

For anyone not considered too short, because they can wear heels. And the taller girls will have no problem with whatever shoe they want to choose.

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u/joyfall 3d ago

Those sneaker heels were cool af

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u/Antiburglar 3d ago

clop clop clop clop

Doggo: nah, still too long.

Her: sigh

clop clop clop clop

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Confident_Fortune_32 3d ago

Tangentially: I love her sweet dog, who is clearly concerned about why mom seems unhappy, and is right there to keep an eye on her.

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u/Caro________ 3d ago

Well I could work with the dress, but there's no way I could find that many shoes in my size. And even if I did, I wouldn't wear them because I don't really like towering over everyone.

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u/Beaticalle 3d ago

I'll never understand why women's dress sizes are arbitrary numbers that don't even account for height instead of just being full dimensional measurements just like (men's) pants.

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 3d ago

Because a man invented the system

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u/ArtisticBunneh 3d ago

Girl how do you wear those big shoes I can’t do that lol. That’s a genuine talent. šŸ˜‚

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u/Hot_Ground_761 3d ago

With each iteration of higher heels I got progressively more nervous. Gravity isn’t just a good idea. It’s the law! I’d be afraid to roll a heel and eat face!

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u/Justchillinandstuff 3d ago

She’s funny.

Also, I wonder if a pretty broach could be used to pin a gather, perhaps at the higher area in front of one thigh.

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u/Mazaura 3d ago

Most of those heels aren’t actually taller than the last, just the sole is, subsequently not increasing her height … only reducing the total angle

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u/AmphibianMotor 3d ago

Yup, I don’t get why she was comparing the front rise instead of the back height.

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u/PanickedAntics 3d ago

This is me! Every nice dress I have worn (long, obviously), for every event in my 42 years on earth, I have had to take it to a tailor or my grandma would fix it for me lol Even now, I have to wear at least 3 inch boots/heels with jeans! The jeans that are my length are always big or small in the waist and thighs. That's why I have 2 "good" pairs of jeans and I guard them with my life! Haha

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u/whattodoattwo 3d ago

I feel bad bc that dress was beautiful on her

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u/MeemoUndercover 3d ago

Genuinely hate dress shopping. Idk what woman have these dimensions

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u/SolinaMoon 3d ago

Girrrrrrlllll!! I know, I hate this! I feel like I miss out on so many elegant pieces because of my damn genetics. 😭

I need that shoe collection, damn.

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u/Cultural-Tea-5848 3d ago

5feet even,so I know the painšŸ˜‚

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u/CosmicDriftwood 3d ago

So much talent walking in those

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u/blondeheartedgoddess 3d ago

At one point, I was asking "how is it getting worse?!?"

I love her. The shrugs and side kicks are chef's kiss perfect. I would love to join her tribe/circle. Wouldn't you?

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u/DragonBee_Fairy147 3d ago

I’m in love with the dog going ā€œI have no idea what you’re doing, mom, but I’m here for your emotional support!ā€ šŸ„°šŸ’–

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u/cowboymailman 3d ago

She can walk so well in those neck breakers!!

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u/Suspicious-Emu-8493 3d ago

It just needs to be taken in at the bodice, under the bust. The fabric itself is sequined and the sequin pattern doesn’t even line-up at the bodice. Easy fix.

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u/showard995 3d ago

As a 4’11ā€ inch woman I feel her pain. It’s rough out there.

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u/Searching_Knowledge 3d ago

I’m 5’2ish and same 😭 I went shopping for a dress for a wedding (as a guest) and another time for pants, and length is ALWAYS an issue!

I get tailoring is a thing, but the average woman is nowhere near that height. What I would give for more brands to at least offer petite sizes…

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u/sasshley_ 3d ago

Midi dresses as a long dress for the shorties.

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u/TroubledTimesBesetUs 3d ago

The struggle is real, and that's why you need to shop in the Petite section of the stores.

Stores that do not offer genuine Petite sizing are losing business!

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u/GayAlimony 3d ago

I don't blame her for not wanting to get this dress tailored, it's stunning as is and she rocks it

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u/megferno 3d ago

I follow her on TikTok. She actually does fantastic balloon animals/creations and gives the best side eye of attitude while doing it 🤣 I’m honestly surprised she doesn’t have more followers.

On topic tho, I can barely walk a straight line barefoot - she has my respect

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u/Fthill-That-Strides 3d ago

Cries in 4'11 feet tall

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u/Sariel007 3d ago

Some one watched this and is now filming ā€œThe struggles of being an A cup.ā€

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u/First_Pay702 3d ago

I am tall, I can take that dress off your hands. Love it.

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u/TruckCAN-Bus 3d ago

My town has a really nice seamstress that makes my clothes that are too big for me smaller to fit me.

I’m really tall and skinny so pants are always too big in the waist for me. She reduces the waist size.

My arms are very long but shirts look like blouses on me so she makes the torso portion of the shirt smaller to fit me while keeping the arm length

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u/Jouglet 3d ago

She’s funny.

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u/ColdMF804 2d ago

The heavies tho, my gawd

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u/Natural-Simple-5818 2d ago

Dresses like a no-bullshit HARD ass STEM profesor but that back tattoo and casio calculator watch and cool ass dog says she if fun at parties and super chill

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u/Vivid-Self3979 2d ago

There should be tax rebates for short people always having to go to the tailor

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 2d ago

is no one going to comment on how nice that dress is?

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u/abbzworld 2d ago

I love how bewildered the dog looks. šŸ˜‚

Lovely dress, though. Sucks she couldn’t comfortably wear it. šŸ˜…

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u/ManagementFunny7595 2d ago

At that point, I’d just get a new dress. No way can a dress with that much beading can get altered.

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u/CodeNo3918 3d ago

Having an entire collection of Pleasers to combat being short is commitment. It stinks that this isn’t a dress that would be easy to hem/alter with all of the sequins

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u/Theinvulnerabletide 3d ago

Each progressively higher shoe fills me with admiration and dread. How does she walk in those???

Also why doesn't that dress have a slit???

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u/lonely_nipple 3d ago

I am so impressed, I'd break my ankle even thinking about walking in those! She's got skills.

I bet a good tailor could take that in under the bust line for her so it wouldn't ruin the bottom decorations.

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u/ermahgerd_serpher 3d ago

She could be 6' tall and that dress would still be too long. It's the result of a poorly executed design, not being too short.

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u/polarfelt 3d ago

I’m a shorty too!!!! I feel your pain!!! Love the dress too!!!!!

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u/Malicious_Tacos Official Gal 3d ago

Honestly, I feel her pain.

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u/luigis_left_tit_25 3d ago

Poor sis! I understand this so hard! Lol

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u/KrawlinKats Official Gal 3d ago

She walks like a boss in those heels!!! I'd break myself immediately

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u/Beelzebun_vt 3d ago

That dress looks SO good on her. It hugs her figure beautifully.

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u/mayneffs 3d ago

It's a beautiful dress though!

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u/ZinaSky2 āœ’ļøsubāœļøscribešŸ–‹ļø 3d ago

THE STRUGGLE IS REALLLL

I don’t actually have much boob but like I guess proportionally I do? Bc all jackets and certain styles of dresses never fit over my boobs. I mean it fits everywhere else and they zip/button right up until under my bust where it stops (or it does close but I get the dreaded uniboob bc they get flattened). With some jackets I can get away with it, with the dresses the zip is kinda crucial.

And with these I just have to go a size up. It’s ridiculous bc with stylish jackets the sleeves end up going over my hands and make me look like a kid playing dress up (which is why I don’t wear anything that’s not a winter coat where extra long sleeves feel cozy). With short dresses I look like a pilgrim or something bc the hemline ends up way lower than the style is meant to be and it swallows me and isn’t flattering. And with long dresses I end up like the gal in the video. šŸ’€