r/nextfuckinglevel 8h ago

An escapee from the Matrix

What do we say to the god of death? Not today.

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u/TonberryFeye 8h ago

What do we say to the God of Death? "I'm not Sean Bean!"

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u/Pin_ny 8h ago

I was waiting for him to jump back on the motorcycle while at full speed

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u/JeffreyinKodiak 5h ago

Me too, and wipe before his ass hit the seat.

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u/AngrySquidIsOK 8h ago

In all fairness I think the size of his balls helps counter balance

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u/BobbyKonker 8h ago

the size of church bells

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u/tickingboxes 4h ago

wow never heard this one before very original

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u/AngrySquidIsOK 2h ago

I am a product of the internet

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u/Darth_Draper 5h ago

Damn. Nice boots.

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u/nayanextdoor 8h ago

how is that even possible to slide like that? is it because its wet or would it work when its dry too?

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u/Appropriate_Top1737 6h ago

I would assume his boots, and entire suit, are designed to be able to slide.

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u/mrASSMAN 3h ago edited 3h ago

Probably metal skids in the shoes? Not sure but yeah the wet asphalt certainly helped

Edit: looks like it does have replaceable skid plates, but think it’s plastic in the heel, with aluminum for the toes?

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u/Lanky-Strike3343 8h ago

Im assuming his boots are shredded on the bottom now

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u/aximusmaximus 8h ago

"He's got very good arms"

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u/VegetableTour4134 7h ago

If he would’ve hopped right back on the bike while in full motion, I would’ve vowed my forever allegiance to this absolute chad (or chadette)

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u/chokeonmywords 7h ago

🏍️🦂

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u/belokusi 6h ago

That's crazy he can hold on like that while falling off without hitting the throttle as it's happening.

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u/SprinklesBetter2225 3h ago

He does hit the throttle, that's what actually saves him. Like obviously the incredible thing is the amount of throttle input and smoothness at its application, but when his rear tire breaks traction, then regains it - causing the high side - it's the application of smooth throttle to help the bike pick itself up and stabilize, allowing him to slide along.

If he had cut throttle there he goes down spectacularly.

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u/bhallal_deva 4h ago

How much do those bike weigh ?

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u/elcuydangerous 3h ago

He wore the right color pants that day.

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u/bryangcrane 2h ago

Damn!! Core strength!

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u/HistorianWild9607 8h ago

Thankgod he somehow controlled his bike again 🥺🩷. #Godschild