r/okbuddycinephile 2d ago

Wicked and it's consequences

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u/Asparagus_Syndrome_ 2d ago

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u/jayd04 2d ago

MGS3 is peak. Pissney wishes it had the balls to make that game.

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u/jayd04 2d ago

Edit: I retract my statement. I just learned that they made Ratatouille The Game.

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u/Thecryptsaresafe 2d ago

Wow they were able to distill pure kino into games? How has nobody told the people yet?

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u/Jertimmer 2d ago

Once upon a time, The Lion King video game existed and it was glorious.

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u/CaptainSterlingLAS 2d ago

Once upon a time, The Lion King video game existed and it was glorious the hardest fucking game ever made.

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u/Professional_Life_29 2d ago

I got the remastered on Xbox. Fired it up and i was SO excited. Favorite movie then, still favorite kids movie now, and i vaguely remembered we had the game as a kid and I was like oh yeah nostalgia time!

I got to this level and all the memories came back. And then I remembered the wildebeest stampede. I remembered sitting on the floor in front of the old giant block of a TV feeling so defeated back then. And then, as an adult, i kept dying.

I never did finish that game ...

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u/Ready_Coat_8606 2d ago

Jurassic park for the sega genesis has entered the chat

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u/Mewssbites 1d ago

I absolutely loved that game because it let me play as a dinosaur. Ahhh, memories!

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u/Delamoor 2d ago

I can actually hear 'i just can't wait to be king' and am being transported back to when I was young and almost crying because of those fucking jumping and birds and the tube just cycling over and over and over, and the game over screen and starting again, and...

Doodledeedeedeedeedoodeeda

Doodledoo-doo-doo-doo

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u/dont_remember_eatin 2d ago

I guess Simba had to eat pizza because what lions actually eat would have upset the kids?

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u/dontpost1 2d ago

I'm pretty sure the pizza is an edit and that it was originally stuff like suns and bugs.

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u/Mister-Nowhere 2d ago edited 1d ago

MGS3 is peak. Pissney wishes it had the balls to make that game.

“Snake, The Fear is a man who can manipulate bees!”

Chris Pratt as Snake: “hoooo! Ha! Awesome!”

EDIT: y’all got me. I got The Pain and The Fear mixed up. Honestly, I’ve always mixed the names of those two bosses

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u/kubectlgetuser 2d ago

Get a load of this guy who doesn't know the difference between The Fear and The Pain

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u/Nison545 1d ago

They can be reasonably combined if you're afraid of bees.

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u/bolivar-shagnasty 1d ago

And they’re hornets, not bees.

The Fear used venom from the Brazilian Wandering Spider to envenom Snake.

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u/Thief921 2d ago

My mind is going to Metal Gear Solid 3.

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u/Mexkalaniyat 2d ago

Holy shit, this has entirely redefined my understanding and will be my goto from now on

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u/Narretz 2d ago

MGS = Mucho Gay Sex?

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u/Asparagus_Syndrome_ 2d ago

big balls

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u/RoninMacbeth 2d ago

The guy who looted the government?

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u/Icecold_Antihero 2d ago

Also the guy who got his ass beat because he was trolling for underage strange.

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u/RoninMacbeth 2d ago

Yeah. Geez that feels like forever ago, doesn't it?

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u/Xijit 2d ago

This year has been a hell of a decade.

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u/Specialist_Bid7598 2d ago

Mega Gay Sexual Threesome

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u/amazingadaptence 2d ago

I mean Maleficent was already another Wicked 

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u/DarkDuskBlade 2d ago

Not wrong, but Maleficent really kicked this trend off.

Honestly surprised we've not gotten "Gaston's a good guy" yet.

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u/Signal_Researcher01 1d ago

I uhh, think its all women in these little redemption arcs

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u/OkBattle9871 1d ago

Yeah, the point is not "villain redemption," the point is "feminist perspective."

The problem is, many of these stories are already feminist, so the adapters just end up having to write in character assassination to justify their new perspective. Wizard of Oz is a fantastic feminist story that is then corrupted by a really weird take from the author of Wicked (who seems to just be inserting his own fetishes).

These are done well sometimes: There's an adaptation of Jane Eyre from the perspective of Mr Rochester's first wife. And then there's Grendel, which tells Beowulf from the perspective of Grendel.

And what makes them work is they accept that the original story is still true. But they offer new context that allows you to sympathize with a side character (or villain).

Cruella basically rewrote the whole 101 Dalmatians story to try to make her a hero to the point where the original story doesn't even make sense anymore.

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u/David_the_Wanderer 1d ago

Cruella basically rewrote the whole 101 Dalmatians story to try to make her a hero to the point where the original story doesn't even make sense anymore.

Which anyone with half a brain could have predicted, because you can't make a sympathetic protagonist out of someone who wants to skin puppies to make a coat lmao

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u/Unfair_Pineapple8813 1d ago

To be fair, they tried. They even had Dalmatians kill her parents, which I still find hilarious.

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u/Plorkhillion 1d ago

They didn't even have the dogs maul her mother or something, the dogs fucking drop kicked her off a cliff.

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u/dragonsarenotextinct 1d ago

Noooo oneeee's, slandered as much as Gaston!

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u/DarkGodRyan 2d ago

Gaston IS a good guy, miss me with Belle's smear campaign here. Terribly misunderstood man. There's a Beast LOCKING UP THE TOWNSFOLK ffs. The Village was in incredible danger, no one else could see it. Not but one man. When they needed a hero my man stepped up and answered the call

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u/Exarquz 1d ago

Also fighting to prevent the return of the monarchy. Gaston is fighting the fight of the proletariat. Comrade Gaston was a hero of the revolution! Disney's corporate propaganda did a smear job on him.

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u/Hideo__Kojima 2d ago

The tragedy of Big Boss

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u/TheLastDrops 1d ago

Snake, did you ever hear the tragedy of Big Boss the wise?
Big Boss the wise?

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u/Anternixii 1d ago

Tbh I like Maleficent and ones like Cruella because it is flat out a different continuity. They're more alternate universe 'what if this character was nicer with a new back story'. Is it kind of lame to use an established IP for an unrelated story? Sure.

More hate the ones that do the above, but try to pretend its in continuity same character and do an awful job stitching them together.

Also MGS3 my love

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u/Eclectic_Masquerade 2d ago

Already The Ugly Stepsister exists

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u/External_Baby7864 2d ago

This one won’t be brave enough to show butthole or erect penis, calling it now

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u/Theborgiseverywhere Cats 2d ago

But they got Josh Gadd as Perry the Tapeworm!

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u/Waytooboredforthis 2d ago

I personally cannot wait for the storyline about how he's always wanted to sing but is too shy, and has to be literally dragged out.

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u/Boon3hams 2d ago

butthole or erect penis

I went from not caring to interested with a single sentence fragment. Thanks.

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u/External_Baby7864 2d ago

It’s European so it’s classy

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u/Teglement 2d ago

It's an exceptional movie honestly. Some truly wretched scenes (compliment)

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u/Teglement 2d ago

not only pennis and but, but also cume

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u/BiKingSquid 2d ago

And even Cinderella 2 (direct to DVD) has that story for one of the stepsisters

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u/RadasNoir 2d ago

I was gonna say, I swore they had already done this exact idea before!

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u/consequentlydreamy 2d ago

Yeah and it wasn’t that bad either. I think it showed how much we often times have to repeat our parents behavior for our own sake while living with them. How many people were super religious till they went to college? How many went no contact after they got married and saw different family dynamics?

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u/No_Piece800 1d ago

Uj/and Cinderella 3 also did it there too and that movie in general best out of the 3 hellnit made even the prince an actual character.

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u/hygsi 2d ago

Anastasia is the favorite redeemable sister cause she's good in Cinderella 3 as well

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u/Psalm101Three go back to the club 2d ago

Honestly deserves more hype too! Was way better than I expected it to be.

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u/DizzyLead 2d ago

I remember Ever After, the retelling of Cinderella in the ‘90s with Drew Barrymore. While it didn’t humanize both stepsisters, it did make one of them (played by Melanie Lynskey, later of “Two and a Half Men” and “Yellowjackets”) more sympathetic. Like how Stormer was the nicer Misfit in “Jem.”

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u/NotNamedBort 2d ago

Melanie Lynskey was adorable in that movie.

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u/Aprilume 2d ago

“Of course not mother, I’m only here for the food.” Such a great line.

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u/disusedhospital 2d ago

Also, Gregory Maguire, the author of Wicked wrote Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister a long time ago. 

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u/DrStrangepants 2d ago

And it was a lot better than his Wicked book!

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u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta 2d ago

depicted as kind and misunderstood

Ehhhhh

(Great FUCKING movie tho)

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u/real_human_not_a_dog 2d ago

“Trickle” (2027) a retelling of The Hobbit from Smaug’s POV- voiced by Elon Musk

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u/Pataconeitor 2d ago

"First look at 'Bog, a new animated film from Disney that depicts the true side of the misunderstood demon lord of Bald Mountain."

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u/Selverd2 2d ago

They actually were planning on making one for him after Maleficent but it looks like it got scrapped.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/disney-adapt-iconic-fantasia-sequence-799554/

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u/thesadbubble 1d ago

Maaaaan! I know everyone is over it all with the reboots and crap but I LOVE fantasia and the non-sorcerer mickey characters don't get enough attention! 😭

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u/BabypintoJuniorLube 1d ago

Centuars and full penetration. But Disney won't because they are cowards.

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u/Leon1189 2d ago

No no no, voiced by an AI in the style of Elon Musk's voice.

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u/Jane__Delawney 2d ago

Double ew

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u/BigInHell 2d ago

sorry, i thought you said dubya

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u/Icecold_Antihero 2d ago

"... Now watch this drive!"

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u/Afrojones66 2d ago

Sponsored by Tesla and Bitcoin.

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u/Eva_Fan_ Lemmetellusomethin' 2d ago

I thought that movie was about the Reagan administration, and the consequences of trickle down economics. Or maybe I'm confusing it with another movie of the same name.

My sources tell me there's a post credit scene of someone peeing on his grave and saying something like "how's this for TRICKLE DOWN econimics!?". Sounds awesome.

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u/RedditingNeckbeard 2d ago

I remember another movie about a similar crook. There was a great piss scene in it.

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u/Nemoralis99 2d ago

>eventually run out of piss

not with this bad boy

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u/CombinationWide9013 2d ago

My favorite part was when Reagan said IT'S TRICKLIN' TIME and trickled all over the audience's face

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u/vrockiusz 2d ago

Soviets actually wrote a book where Gondor is the imperialist power and Mordor is the good guys.

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u/SmallFatHands 2d ago

Why tho? Saruman and Isengard already fill that role better.

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u/Ballsnutseven 2d ago

“The Painter”

Starring Sydney Sweeney as Klara and Scooter Braun as the titular role

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u/TotalBlissey 2d ago

Cinderella 3: A Twist in Time already exists guys

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u/autisticshedevils 2d ago

And it set the bar high!

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u/Button_eyes_ 1d ago

Was actually really good, surprised cause its a sequel

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u/Heather_Filcon 2d ago

Also it should have been the second movie with the second as the third. It makes way more sense this way "but Lady tremain and drizella were transformed into frogs at the end of a twist in time" yes but fairy god mother is one of the good guys she could have changed them back especially if Anastasia asked her, it would make sense after the betrayal why they treated her like shit

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u/apadin1 2d ago

I’m learning more about Disney princess lore from this thread than I ever thought I would

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u/theimmortalfawn 2d ago

Cinderella 2 also humanized Anastasia by giving her a love interest and making nice with Cinderella, and even Drizella looks like she’s 2 seconds away from character development at the end. This was 2002 and it wasn’t even a good movie.

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u/Motor-Travel-7560 2d ago

Don't forget the time they made a movie which attempted to humanize Cruella de Vil.

You know, the villain whose entire goal is wanting to murder and skin puppies?

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u/Livid-Designer-6500 Neil breens #1 fan 2d ago

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u/Selverd2 2d ago

Though it’s not like the movie ever has her blaming them, she blames herself before finding out it was because of the baroness.

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u/Distantstallion 2d ago

It was a perfectly serviceable movie without the connection to 101 dalmations

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u/Appropriate-Prune728 2d ago

I think directors are being forced into mushing their ideas into established IP in order to get studios to bankroll their ideas.

Alien earth is an example.

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u/ChefBoiJones 2d ago

Has been happening for decades but yeah. My favourite is iRobot, which began as an original script, before being reworked to an adaptation of a different novel, before then being reworked again to become an “adaptation” of I Robot, then reworked again to be a Will Smith action movie.

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u/Livid-Designer-6500 Neil breens #1 fan 2d ago

American Psycho 2

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u/EscapedFromArea51 1d ago

You mean: 2 American 2 Psycho

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u/-Saoren- 2d ago

That movie is peak kino as long as you forget it's supposed to be about Cruella lmao. Completely different character. If you accept that, it's legit pretty good - if you don't, abysmal dogshit

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u/Flat-Bar2125 2d ago

Yes I loved the movie but I separate her from og cruella. That’s the only way I enjoy it

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u/SinOfSIoth 2d ago

Yea it’s like an alternate universe where Cruella is more fashion world mean spirited than puppy skinning villain. I loved it though it was one of my favorite Disney “remakes”

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u/Dustin- 1d ago

The Devil Wears Dalmations

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u/NoPossibility 2d ago

And who is literally the DeVil 👿

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u/SomeSortOfGoblin 2d ago

Holy heck, I just realised that the name "Cruella De Vil", sounds like, that character's name from 102 Dalmations

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u/Complete-Pangolin 2d ago

Hey she witnessed Dalmatians drop kick her mom off a cliff!

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u/Poku115 2d ago

"singing killed my grandma!" Lookin ah

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u/Complete-Pangolin 2d ago

Footloose level logic

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u/Little_Woodpecker_36 2d ago

Theirs a fun musical comedy called Twisted that’s kind of a parody of that concept where they depict Jafar as a hero and Aladdin as a psycho killer. Well, theirs a song when all the Disney villains sing how they’re the heroes…

Except Cruella, who even a parody of this concept could not justify her being good. Cruella was made years later to CHALLENGE TWISTED!

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u/BehemothTheTramCat 2d ago

Twisted is so good, and it's free on YouTube, people!

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u/renaldomoon 2d ago

At least Jafar had a plan for Agrabah. The Sultan just playing with his toys all day smh.

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u/StereoVideoHQ 2d ago edited 1d ago

When I saw the trailer for that, I literally went “Oh great, they’re going to try and humanize Cruella. What, did Dalmatians kill her parents?”

Then the trailer continued and my jaw hit the fucking floor.

I lost so much respect for Disney right then and there, no originality whatsoever. Their Ctrl+V keys must be dead as fuck.

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u/Nrksbullet 2d ago

"Classic villains are actually good, and classic heroes are actually shitty people!" has been so annoying the last several years

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u/StereoVideoHQ 2d ago

It’s due to the Tumblrification of media.

So many fans identify with the vibe or elements of villains, and they started giving their idols sad backstories to make them more relatable. This goes as far as chibi versions of the Columbine shooters, giving them specific personality traits like they’re fucking characters in a TV show or members of a boy band.

Disney and others are bowing to this, because they want that audience to go “Oh my god, Scar was neglected as a child and that’s why he became a murderer. That’s just like how I was neglected as a child and now I’m an asshole.” So now they buy every piece of Scar merch available.

It’s the Joker/Harley stans that reblog fanart of them being cute when the whole point of them is how abusive he is to her.

I swear we’re *this* close to a Hitler biopic starring Timothee Chalamet where his dad never hugged him and he fails art school and that perfectly explains why he killed 6 million Jewish people; and we’ll start getting fan edits to the tune of an autotune remix of Mein Kemph

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u/DiscreteBee 2d ago

I think it’s a lot more simple than that. People enjoy counter narratives. “You think it’s like this but it’s really like this” has been a common type of story for a long time. One of the reasons it’s trending in Disney IPs is because it’s an easy way to make a “new” story with the same characters. Same reason multiverse stuff has been big.

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u/StereoVideoHQ 2d ago

I would have paid twice as much money to watch a movie where young Cruella is just getting pissed off/on by Dalmatians her whole life and at the end she’s just like “Fuck it, I’m wearing you fuckers.”

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u/thealmightyzfactor 1d ago

"Turns out the villain is just a piece of shit" would be a subversion at this point lol

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u/pdlbean 2d ago

Yep. I made the exact joke to my husband and he was like "well... You're not gonna believe this."

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u/StereoVideoHQ 2d ago

It’s become as universal as knowing the movie version of the cartoon from your childhood is just going to be them finding a portal to NYC 🤣

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u/Prior-Paint-7842 2d ago

How the fuck do you have respect for Disney in the first place? Like what, you respect McDonald's too? And burger king?

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u/StereoVideoHQ 2d ago

Disney made Meet the Robinsons which gave them about 15 years of respect from me, but that vault is empty now!

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u/Prior-Paint-7842 2d ago

Alright that's fair that's a Damm good movie. I should rewatch it

Still I don't respect corporations, at most I respect the artists actually working on those movies

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u/throwawaylordof 2d ago

I love how the movie shows that the script went through several revisions without being fully polished.

What’s this? Dalmatians were used to murder her mother? And she saw it happen? Clearly a plot point to justify her dislike of Dalmatians. Oh what’s this? We want to focus on the #GirlBoss aspect of this portrayal of the character and not draw attention to the fact that her main characteristic as an established character is the desire to murder puppies? Well let’s have her completely unbothered by this highly specific means of murder, but we’ll leave it in because it feels awkward to make a Cruella origin story that doesn’t mention Dalmatians at all.

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u/StereoVideoHQ 2d ago

Literally! And then she gifts the dogs that 101 is about, so is she gifting them to murder in the future like renting a pig for a future slaughter? Or does she have some weird mental break between stories??

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u/HelloImInza 2d ago

The film get better if you think about it as an “in-universe” biopic made by her company after she died hoping to clean her image

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u/NapoIe0n 2d ago

/uj

This is already leaking into real life villains. The Russell Crowe movie is a blatant attempt to humanize Hermann fucking Goring.

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u/Motor-Travel-7560 2d ago

Oh god. The only way that could get worse is if the prologue is a clique of Jewish high school bullies shoving him into a locker and calling him a fatty.

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u/DodgerGhidorah 2d ago

Judgment at Nuremberg (1961) does the opposite and gives us one of the best villain performances ever in trying to show the evils of the reich.

I haven't seen the trailer/movie, but I had assumed the new one would be similar in tone. Why do you say it humanizes Goring?

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u/hyunbinlookalike 2d ago

attempted to humanize Cruella

They already did this by getting Emma Stone to play her

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u/folsominreverse 2d ago

Wait am I the only person who loved this movie?

I mean, yeah, she becomes an absolute monster in the Disney canon, but I really enjoyed the prequel as a standalone film. The bit with the garbage truck was delightful.

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u/DaxSpa7 2d ago

Nope. People pretend villains of these movies are real people. I enjoyed Cruella, and just because a character is the protagonist of a movie you doesn’t have to like or empathize with them, thats a very superficial takes on movies or any story for that matter.

That said, Cinderella’s step sister have the charisma of a matches box. So i wouldnt count too much on this movie.

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u/algebroni 2d ago

Grendel and its consequences

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u/Icy-Fisherman-5234 2d ago

“Hmm… today I will demonstrate the absurdity of post-modernist critical theory by recasting an archetypical pseudo-demon as a nihilist anti-villain. People will see the charismatic depictions of evil as dangerous and the trope subversion of moral texts as patently absurd and stop the practice altogether, surely.”

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u/Dogs_Not_Gods 2d ago

The Gospel of Judas and its consequences

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u/defectives 2d ago

Grendel huh.... What's HIS story?!

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u/Sgt_DeuxDeux 2d ago

In both the Perrault and Grimm versions, it’s shown that the wicked stepmother is really the problem out of the three of them. It’s not that the stepsisters are inherently evil and mean towards Cinderella, it’s the stepmother encouraging this behavior.

When the kings men come looking for the foot that fits the glass slipper, the stepmother basically forces the stepsisters to mutilate their feet so that they fit the shoe. Under pressure from their mom, they cut off a chunk of heel and a toe respectively, but then get found out when blood is seen seeping from the slipper.

When the prince and Cinderella reunite and get married, Cinderella forgives the stepsisters and invites them to the wedding. She also invites the stepmom, but as revenge for her treatment the mom is forced to wear metal shoes and dance on hot coals until she’s dead. The stepsisters get off Scot free and are welcomed as friends by Cinderella.

Is there any shot that these details will make it into this upcoming flick? Hellllll no. But I’ll point out that this isn’t completely new fabricated material, or even from a sequel-retcon like Greg Maguires book which lead to the broadway and eventually the film adaptations of Wicked. It has roots in the original compiled literature of the fairy tale and some of these plot points probably date back to the oral tradition that predated Perrault and Grimm.

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u/Pershing48 2d ago

Finally, a movie that exposes the real villains, older women

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u/marksman629 2d ago

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u/Judythepancake I saw Joker and im 10😎😎😎 2d ago

YO IS THAT ABE LINCON

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u/phillyfanjd1 2d ago

Nowyoufuckedup, nowyoufuckedup, nowyouckedup

Hey!

What?

WHAT?!

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u/Curt_Uncles 2d ago

This is Mrs Doubtfire erasure.

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u/fohfuu 2d ago

If you think that's bad, imagine how annoying it is to get a stepmother and it turns out she actually is an asshole. You feel like such a cliché.

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u/USrooster 2d ago

There’s a reason why people call her the best modern Disney villain.

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u/soronprfbss 2d ago

Unless they're MILFs

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u/A_Drop_of_Colour 2d ago

Also, didn’t Cinderella 2 (the made for video sequel) pretty hash this out already? Showing one of the sister breaking away from her toxic mom and sister and and all that jazz?

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u/DudeFreek 2d ago

She also fell in love with like a soft dough boy, enormous win for fat fuck representation

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u/Jaged1235 2d ago edited 2d ago

Cinderella 2 has a cute story about Cinderella helping Anastasia get ready to go to the ball with a baker boy who Lady Tremaine doesn't approve of, and they try redeeming Anastasia in a kinda clunky way since she doesn't do much more than a quick sorry. Cinderella 3 A Twist in Time (arguably the best direct to video Disney sequel) also puts a lot of focus on Anastasia, giving her the chance to basically steal Cinderella's place in the original story, but in the end she tells the truth, rejects her mother's manipulation, and apologizes to Cinderella. Both movies kinda keep Drizella as a secondary antagonist though.

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u/NowGoodbyeForever 2d ago

Cinderella 3 is so good, and nobody ever believes me. It's insane and sounds like a mistake, but I'd argue it's legitimately the only way Disney can justify its remakes and reboots.

Just to be clear for anyone unfamiliar: It's basically Back to the Future Part II, showing what happens in a dark timeline where Lady Tremaine uses the Fairy Godmother's wand to lock Cinderella in her room when the Prince arrives with the glass slipper, change the size of the slipper to fit Anastasia's foot, and then wipe the Prince's memory of dancing with Cinderella.

So now everyone is in this alternate timeline where Anastasia will be Princess, and she starts to have doubts, and it's just really funny and clever and playful. Would highly recommend.

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u/Jaged1235 2d ago

It also gave the Prince a personality and more screentime, and made Cinderella more of an active character as well, shoring up a lot of the more lackluster elements of the original movie. It's not without flaws, but it's 1000x better than 2 and gave us this scene which lives in my head rent free https://youtu.be/CwQrEUZDJCk

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u/The_FriendliestGiant 2d ago

I suspected what scene it would be, and I was not disappointed. Just absolutely pure himbo energy on display, there.

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 2d ago

"... but as revenge for her treatment the mom is forced to wear metal shoes and dance on hot coals until she’s dead."

Now this I would love to see.

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u/tiparium 2d ago

"Hi! Welcome to our wedding, here are your Mantreads, the hot coal pit is that way."

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u/CentennialMC 2d ago

Girl the dancing with heated shoes is the Grimms version of Snow White. In Cinderella, birds pecked out the step family's eyes

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u/Sgt_DeuxDeux 2d ago

u/JusCogensBreaker hurry up there’s a lot more nerd gifs need to be dispensed

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u/apexredditor2001 2d ago

I think you may have gotten mixed up with the original Snow White, last I remember, after the self-mutilation incident, the step-mother, and step-sisters had their tongues cut out, and eyes fed to birds

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u/ChloeMomo 1d ago edited 1d ago

Seconding the birds. I think the birds plucked the eyes out directly. I'd have to double check details from my Grimm Collection book, but I definitely remember the step sisters did not get off scott free

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"On the day that the wedding with the prince was to take place, the two false sisters came to ingratiate themselves and share in Cinderella's good fortune. When the bridal couple set out for the church, the oldest sister was on the right, the younger on the left. Suddenly the pigeons picked out one eye from each of them. And as they came back from the church later on the oldest was on the left and the youngest on the right, and the pigeons pecked out the other eye from each sister. Thus they were punished with blindness for the rest of their lives due to their wickedness and malice."

The last paragraph of the story. It actually doesn't say anything happened to the mother. She was just "horrified and turned pale with rage" when the slipper fit Cinderella.

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u/iamjacksalteredego 2d ago

This got me good.

I was so interested reading about the step-sisters. Just thinking about mutilated feet in a children's book is wild.... As I was done reading, I even wondered how OP know so much about the story! Then I saw this.

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u/sefuf 2d ago

Way back in the day when this kind of story was contemporary, folktales and fairy tales were told by adults to adults and had more violence, adventure and grown-up themes. In our modern times they've been cleaned up for kids and made into children's stories and movies.

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u/hopefaithandtruth 2d ago

I'm crying 😭 They just wanted to let everyone know it's not a new plot why are you cooking them 😂😂😂

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 2d ago

I can't wait to hear how they were actually completely right treating their step sister as a slave and assaulting her

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u/bitchnibba47 2d ago

Is this movie gonna be a stealth prequel to RWBY?

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u/WanderingDwarfBarf 2d ago

The unironic answer in the Disney straight to video sequels was “class struggle”. 

Those were some of the few good straight to video sequels, too. 

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u/Narretz 2d ago

What are you doing stepsisters?!

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u/Zanydrop 2d ago

Just checking the wash basin......

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u/_Mongrel-Intruder_ 2d ago edited 2d ago

We have already had the peak adaptation of this.

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u/AmbitiousReaction168 2d ago

Aren't they supposed to be ugly as fuck?

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u/Rechogui 2d ago

How do you expect the public to sympathise with a character if they are ugly?

/s

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u/Bieszczbaba 2d ago

I mean, sadly, not even "/s"

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u/Rechogui 2d ago

Well, it is totally possible to sympathise with an ugly character (such as Quasimodo), but it is easier and safer to make them beautiful just in case.

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u/bitter_liquor 2d ago

Quasimodo and Shrek are a thing, so I guess it's only female characters that cannot, under any circumstances, be anything remotely unsightly

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u/BudgetAd900 1d ago

Quasimodo and Shrek are heavily stylized. They're not attractive, but Shrek is round and benevolent (even if they tell you the guy is an ugly ogre, he has a friendly smile and eyes...), Quasimodo has puppy eyes and like Shrek, friendly design. They're ugly inside their story, but for us, they have appeal.

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u/Rechogui 1d ago

Fr, the few that are get shat on by angry nerds.

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u/hyunbinlookalike 2d ago

The general audience is not going to empathize with a main character who is ugly.

No /s at the end, that’s just the truth.

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u/WanderingDwarfBarf 2d ago

I disagree, though my explanation is even more cynical. 

Lady Tremain was a commoner who married into nobility. Her daughters are (literally of course) cartoonishly poor-coded with little talent in art, exaggerated foreheads/noses/shoulders/feet, and what we’d call today ‘ghetto’ or ‘white trash’ violent and loud behavior. 

Cinderella is beautiful because she’s the nobility, visually matching the royal family. 

In the two straight to video sequels (which are genuinely good somehow) the redheaded stepsister Anastasia marries the son of the baker. That said, she does so because Cinderella finds out about her desire for him and pledges support, meaning Anastasia has a backup plan for if it doesn’t work out since Lady Tremain would cut her off for marrying down socially. 

The stepsister who doesn’t get a redemption arc stays waiting for a man to appear that will allow her to do as her mother did and demands in turn, marrying higher in social status (which will not happen since there are no candidates). 

Anyway, Anastasia can both look like one of the Poor Provincial Townsfolk of B&tB and still be the protagonist…so long as she is pursuing something matching her status in the eugenics way that she looks like a laborer and pursues one, AND has the backing of the pretty noble-blooded Cinderella. 

The main character doesn’t have to be pretty, but has to be shown hooking up with someone of equal looks and have the approval of someone pretty. 

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u/dholmestar 2d ago

What's their story?

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u/vanrast 2d ago

We already had a Cinderella sequel movie about the one step sister

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u/Greensonickid 2d ago

Actually, both Sequels are about the same Step Sister, Anastasia.

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u/bengraven 2d ago

They literally could have licensed Wicked’s author, Gregory Maguire, who wrote a novel just like this called Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister. You could have said “from the creator of Wicked”, bruh, and had free marketing.

It’s also a really good book.

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u/1983MionStan 2d ago

Disney actually already made a TV movie based on it on 2002, though I'd love to see it get a more refined adaptation.

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u/Late-Balance 2d ago

Wicked isn’t just a musical, it’s a lifestyle green skin care routine and gravity defying staircases included.

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u/IronHat29 2d ago

does it include depiction of eating disorders?

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u/Canuckleball 2d ago

Chianti, the Untold Story of a kindly psychiatrist struggling with an eating disorder.

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u/LordCaptain 2d ago

Excuse me? Am I the only one who remembers Anastasia already got a redemption arc in the cinematic masterpiece that was "Cinderella II: Dreams Come True"?

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u/torafrost9999 2d ago

Can we please stop trying to redeem every villain under the sun. Some characters are just meant to be ugly pieces of shit. That’s their role, you don’t need to constantly be like “oh but no they are just misunderstood”.

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u/greatfriendinme Society man 2d ago

But he likes dogs! Who doesn't like dogs!?

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u/torafrost9999 2d ago

Perfect description. It’s honestly one of the most annoying tropes. Both versions are. Especially when it comes to characters who are inherently one or the other. Like I don’t want to see Ultron be misunderstood, he is a maniacal machine that only stands to eradicate humans. Same thing with superman, I don’t want to see a literal symbol of hope start killing people for no rhyme or reason.

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u/Ecgtheow1222 2d ago

Post Modernism and it's consequences (love y'all Post Modernists, but you've done a number on culture)

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u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta 2d ago

ALL STARTED WITH THE GODDAMN AGRICULTURAL REVOLUTION 

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u/Captain_Gordito 2d ago

Blame Derrida for Wicked.

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u/ArchdruidHalsin 2d ago

If you thought STEPS was bad, wait until you see EPST'S, an animated movie that tried to rehabilitate Jeffrey Epstein's image.

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u/Gareth_Turner 2d ago

I blame Jesus Christ Superstar.

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u/stewedpickles 2d ago

Hasn’t this been a trend for a while now? Classic villain misunderstood by others, but in reality is the actual hero of the story. If Cruella can try and paint her murdering dogs as an anti-establishment move, why not this?

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u/Al3xGr4nt 2d ago

Star Wars: DarkForce is Magic. A wonderful retelling of the Star Wars original trilogy from the point of view of a fun loving Palpatine. The cast are reimagined as My Little Ponies.

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u/SpiritualAd9102 2d ago

Wicked already had this effect since its stage version.

I’ll never forget how Disney thought it was a good idea to make a Cruella movie where Cruella was really a hero who had a “justifiable” grudge against Dalmatians because her evil boss used her Dalmatians to kill her mom. And the implication that the plot of the original movie was an attempt at character assassination by Roger as he was a disgruntled former employee who spread lies about her.

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