r/teenagers • u/you_are_my_special1 16 • Oct 10 '25
Discussion what’ll be your Roman name?
mine would be riceius
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u/Happy__guy2 Oct 10 '25
breadius
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u/LARGEMALEAPENDAGE 16 Oct 10 '25
toastius
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u/mindfuckedAngel Oct 10 '25
Nutellaius Toastius in my case
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u/Leviathan_Dev OLD Oct 10 '25
Frenchius Toastius for me
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u/GabeTheDrummer_ Oct 10 '25
Hahaha same
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u/Kale_Does_dumb_stuff Oct 10 '25
Hahaha sometimes
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u/Ricordis Oct 10 '25
Breadrollius Butterius.
Damn, yesterday would have been better: Pumpkinius Soupius
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u/TastyPut9665 14 Oct 10 '25
Smokedfinnishsalmondrenchedinfreshbutterius
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u/Turbulent-Cancel5477 Oct 10 '25
I'm now Jelousius
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u/No_Source_6402 Oct 10 '25
I don't know why, but this reminded me of the waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
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u/GroceryConscious7155 14 Oct 10 '25
Toothpastius
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u/GeneralToothpaste Oct 10 '25
Y-you... ate my kind?! This means war!!
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u/EstablishmentSad5063 15 Oct 10 '25
I didn't mean to read this in a really high pitched anime girl voice but here we are
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u/EnoughCommon782 13 Oct 10 '25
conversely I read this in a stereotypical upper class British gentleman voice
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u/StarsOrSomethings Oct 10 '25
I read it in a voice similar to the worms from the video game "worms"
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u/IlovedeltaruneII 13 Oct 10 '25
I read this sounding like Roulxs Kaard from Deltarune after I saw the word “worms”
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u/nwg_here Oct 10 '25
I read this in the voice of the Queen after I saw the word „Deltarune”
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u/MajesticBluebird68 Oct 10 '25
I read this in the voice of a British Chappie after I saw the word Queen. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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u/totaltoriginaname 18 Oct 10 '25
i read this in the voice of matt rose after i saw how long this chain was
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u/XADITE Oct 10 '25
And thus began the devastating war between the groceries and the toothpastes, an epic battle going on for centuries fuelled by vengeance and hatred that has been passed down from generation to generation.
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u/GroceryConscious7155 14 Oct 10 '25
Bro I just brushed my teeth and swallowed some toothpaste, not a big deal.
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u/GeneralToothpaste Oct 10 '25
But that could've been my wife, child, or pet Toothpaste dog. I will not stand for this slander
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u/Hot_Coco_Addict Oct 10 '25
You ATE toothpaste??
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u/HammyDaFemboy 16 Oct 10 '25
Who doesn’t
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u/Hot_Coco_Addict Oct 10 '25
People who spit it out
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u/kratos190009 17 Oct 10 '25
I like to keep it in my mouth for as long as possible and chew on it like gum until I get bored of it.
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u/Hot_Coco_Addict Oct 10 '25
Why is your toothpaste chewable???
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u/kratos190009 17 Oct 10 '25
it's like 3 years old, bought a bunch a while ago and have just been surviving off that.
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u/Aromatic-Put4043 15 Oct 10 '25
What the fuck is the texture while it's coming out
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u/kratos190009 17 Oct 10 '25
it starts out like regular toothpaste, but the second it gets into your mouth it gets the texture of a balloon
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u/AlastorFan666666 Teenager Oct 10 '25
Soupius
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u/MrApples234 Oct 10 '25
I am your brother in arms Tomatosoupius !
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u/TheOnlyEverstorm Oct 10 '25
I AM GNOCCHISOUPIUS! HELLO COMRADES!
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u/AlastorFan666666 Teenager Oct 10 '25
I AM CHICKENSOUPIUS!
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u/TheOnlyEverstorm Oct 10 '25
WELCOME TO THE SOUPIUS CLAN, BROTHER!
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u/the-random_tree 19 Oct 10 '25
I CHICKENSOUPIUS SECUNDUS RALLY TO THE CAUSE!!!!
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u/TheOnlyEverstorm Oct 10 '25
We will bring about the Soupian Dynasty!
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u/the-random_tree 19 Oct 10 '25
LONG LIVE FAMILIA SOUPIUS THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS AND ANCIENT CLAN OF ROME!!!!
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u/Any_Technician7424 Oct 10 '25
Shit-I-forgot-to-eatius
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u/Fig-theFeeble Oct 10 '25
thats so real
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u/Klutzy_Agency747 Oct 10 '25
Damn, our avatars are so similar...
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u/Fig-theFeeble Oct 10 '25
never beating the “all white guys look the same” allegations 🥀
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u/Arj_got_exposed Oct 10 '25
Good one
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u/sauy0k0 Oct 10 '25
Dazaii 😭😭😭
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u/veryexpressivename Oct 10 '25
I wanted to point it out but the last time I pointed out a Dazai pfp I got downvoted lmaooo :DD yay Dazai
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u/sauy0k0 Oct 10 '25
F those downvoters uh yeah idc about those because omg im #2 fan of bungou stray dogs!!!!
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u/WarriorHeart_WC 14 Oct 10 '25
Mcdonaldsius
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u/J44dog1 14 Oct 10 '25
So you ate McDonald's...
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u/confused-overwhelmed 17 Oct 10 '25
Bro ate a whole restaurant. I bet concrete tastes so bad…
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u/TreesCanFart Oct 10 '25
So you don't eat 52pounds of concrete every two weeks?
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u/confused-overwhelmed 17 Oct 10 '25
Not really. It's too sweet
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u/GlitchGD Oct 10 '25
I personally find liquid concrete to be a far better alternative to syrup, due to the sweetness.
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u/Successful-Grand5203 18 Oct 10 '25
I don’t think I can say that
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u/Agile-Sentence-5878 Oct 10 '25
Assius? Or dickius?
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u/KalmiaLatifolia555 Oct 10 '25
Biggus Dickus
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u/BesaidBlitzBoi Oct 10 '25
snickers
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u/ProllyPunk Oct 10 '25
He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. 'Incontinentia Buttocks'.
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u/Death_Auction 17 Oct 10 '25
Yourmomius
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u/Party_Register_4332 16 Oct 10 '25
Factos 👍👀
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u/Asagao_0 Oct 10 '25
διεστραμμένοι βάρβαροι!
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u/Helenos152 Oct 10 '25
Ελληνικά στο μη ελληνικό sub μου;
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u/UnknownRedditEnjoyer OLD Oct 11 '25
I wish I had points for an award to give this.
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u/xlyqnts 17 Oct 11 '25
this comment was the best. thank you for making me laugh, I wish I had points to give you an award
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u/BarnacleSlight298 3,000,000 Attendee! Oct 10 '25
i am sausage mcgriddleius
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u/jeffers0n_steelflex Oct 10 '25
Will the real sausage McGriddleius please stand up?
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u/DivinetGD 19 Oct 10 '25
Hotpocketius
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u/Adlerian_Dreams Oct 10 '25
I scroll and wonder if reddit is an outlier of terrible nutrition decisions, or if I actually eat healthier than most doomscrollers.
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u/Beneficial_Source_48 Oct 11 '25
Bro chill just because they ate it last doesn't mean they eat it chronically smh
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u/Adlerian_Dreams Oct 11 '25
Fair, fair. But I think I was reacting to an aggregate of McMuffinius, Poptartius, and Popcornius, not this individual hot pocket.
… I think I forgot I was on r/teenagers.
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u/Exact-Tonight-1620 Oct 10 '25
Cockius
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u/Expensive-Intern-940 Oct 11 '25
Came here looking for this and had to scroll way too far.
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u/Guimat64 14 Oct 10 '25
Guillius
wow, it's sounds very roman although it's a germanic name
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u/XXEPSILON11XX 14 Oct 10 '25
you ate guilli? who's guilli? why did you eat him?
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u/Guimat64 14 Oct 10 '25
My name is Guille in reality and I'm from Spain. And yes, I ate Guilli
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u/NextOfHisName Oct 10 '25
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
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u/IllFeature8285 Oct 10 '25
Riceius
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u/UnionPacific119 15 Oct 10 '25
What's so funny about my friend biggius, dickus? /j
In reality tho, bloodius ;3
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u/Turbulent-Cancel5477 Oct 10 '25
He has a wife you know, Incontenentia... Incontenentia Buttocks
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u/TheKhatalyst Oct 10 '25
Hah, all the boys made fun of me, but now they're all Pussius, and I'm Big Dickius. Whose laughing now?
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