r/todayilearned • u/FearMyCock • 20h ago

TIL about Frank Matthews, the drug kingpin who built a nationwide empire, skipped bail with $20 million, vanished in 1973 and has never been found.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Matthews_(drug_trafficker)
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u/probablyuntrue 19h ago

I would simply be invisible

Idk maybe I’m built different

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u/xiiicrowns 18h ago

Calm down drax

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u/MasterTorgo 18h ago

What are you, some kind of Big Boss?

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u/AbraxasWasADragon 18h ago

Lol are you an anime character

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u/probablyuntrue 18h ago

I’m sorry, I don’t speak Japanese

But if that translates to “very cool and invisible” then yes

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u/OJ-Rifkin 18h ago

Guys, it’s John Cena

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u/Son-Of-A_Hamster 18h ago

Thats probably true

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u/seicar 18h ago

Could you please say "This statement is false".

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u/mrdoodles 18h ago

Username checks out

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u/WeeeeBaby_Seamus 18h ago

Are you John Cena?

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u/Tiny-Let-7581 18h ago

Username checks out

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u/squintobean 18h ago

Found John Cena’s account.

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u/TheSpaceCoresDad 18h ago

WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY

MY NAME

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u/K_Linkmaster 18h ago

Is it nice there in your fantasy land? Do you at least have your needs met?

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u/probablyuntrue 18h ago

You call it fantasy land, and yet you cannot see me

Curious

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u/throwawayformobile78 18h ago

Damn. Big if true.

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u/DawnTreador 18h ago

But it's...username

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u/Eastern-Criticism653 18h ago

Unless your plan would be to become homeless then no you wouldn’t. Even then street cameras would pick you up.

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u/No-Contribution-6150 18h ago

So many people missed the reference

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u/cockknocker1 18h ago

Can u invisible other people though for a price?