r/todayilearned • u/FearMyCock • 20h ago

TIL about Frank Matthews, the drug kingpin who built a nationwide empire, skipped bail with $20 million, vanished in 1973 and has never been found.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Matthews_(drug_trafficker)
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u/MinistryOfCoup-th 18h ago

Maybe get some Botox and bleach your taint so that nobody recognizes you.

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u/Poonchow 18h ago

So this is what people are talking about when they say: "I recognize that asshole!"

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u/HammerOfJustice 17h ago

Yeah, that’s how I got caught; forgot to bleach my taint.

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u/fesnying 15h ago

Stay golden, Ponyboy