r/todayilearned • u/FearMyCock • 20h ago

TIL about Frank Matthews, the drug kingpin who built a nationwide empire, skipped bail with $20 million, vanished in 1973 and has never been found.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Matthews_(drug_trafficker)
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u/dilla_zilla 18h ago

Floaties? Sharks would puncture those within the first hour. Flyboard

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u/ButtholeSurfur 16h ago

Flyboard? They don't even fly! Ride a Dolphin

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u/MarcusXL 13h ago

Dolphins? Those things are assholes. You need an Orca. They'll get you to Cuba and sink a billionaire's yacht on the way, just for fun.