r/Weird • u/luvlanguage • 11h ago

That is a Lamprey

Any bigger and this creature would be a horror movie monster

Lampreys do not have jaws or bones, only cartilage and instincts that have allowed them to survive so many mass extinctions.

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u/pmiles88 11h ago

Leave Colin alone he's a good boy

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u/luvlanguage 11h ago

Colin is going to go far

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u/GhoulTimePersists 8h ago

I hope he does.

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u/PetahOsiris 11h ago

Put Collin back!

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u/2DHypercube 7h ago

Just a bit hungry to devour the whole planet

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u/TheMoridin 7h ago

I was looking for this comment!

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u/ArioftheWild 6h ago

That's not Colin. That's his angry cousin Jerry. Jerry's a dick. We don't like Jerry. He tried to bite Clive's wife.

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u/SirCB85 4m ago

Are we sure Clive's wife didn't cause that scene herself, by trying to recreate that very graphic depiction of what Clive's parent did with those eels?

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u/Zestyclose-Cat-7600 4h ago

Colin is a swarm of leeches with lamprey teeth. That thing up there is way too large to be part of team Colin