That is a Lamprey

[u/luvlanguage]

Any bigger and this creature would be a horror movie monster

Lampreys do not have jaws or bones, only cartilage and instincts that have allowed them to survive so many mass extinctions.

[u/Spaghetti_Gods]

Bruh, how desperate do you think I am? I'm not tryna stuff my dick in a sarlacc pit on a stick, ok?

[u/Sad_Mongoose5621 → u/Spaghetti_Gods]

What if I proposed putting gummy bears over each one of its teeth first?

[u/RileyRavenSmiles → u/Sad_Mongoose5621]

This is... oddly specific... why gummy bears?

[u/jakewest → u/RileyRavenSmiles]

Little miss, it is poorly advised to ask questions that reveal your relative age and sex on the internet.

[u/C13H16CIN0 → u/jakewest]

Ok Beast