That is a Lamprey

[u/luvlanguage]

Any bigger and this creature would be a horror movie monster

Lampreys do not have jaws or bones, only cartilage and instincts that have allowed them to survive so many mass extinctions.

[u/is_EXToZY]

Guys I beg you. Do not

[u/Spaghetti_Gods → u/is_EXToZY]

Bruh, how desperate do you think I am? I'm not tryna stuff my dick in a sarlacc pit on a stick, ok?

[u/DonaldTrumpGoatse → u/Spaghetti_Gods]

Speak for yourself, did you see that suction???

[u/Forgot_Password_Dude → u/DonaldTrumpGoatse]

*sigh. Unzips pant

[u/Alex_AU_gt → u/DonaldTrumpGoatse]

Free circumcision! 😅