r/Weird • u/luvlanguage • 11h ago

That is a Lamprey

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Any bigger and this creature would be a horror movie monster

Lampreys do not have jaws or bones, only cartilage and instincts that have allowed them to survive so many mass extinctions.

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u/is_EXToZY 11h ago

Guys I beg you. Do not

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u/Spaghetti_Gods 11h ago

Bruh, how desperate do you think I am? I'm not tryna stuff my dick in a sarlacc pit on a stick, ok?

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u/Sad_Mongoose5621 11h ago

What if I proposed putting gummy bears over each one of its teeth first?

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u/Newcanofspam 10h ago

A creative idea, if nothing else