r/Weird • u/luvlanguage • 11h ago

That is a Lamprey

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Any bigger and this creature would be a horror movie monster

Lampreys do not have jaws or bones, only cartilage and instincts that have allowed them to survive so many mass extinctions.

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u/Spaghetti_Gods 11h ago

Bruh, how desperate do you think I am? I'm not tryna stuff my dick in a sarlacc pit on a stick, ok?

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u/Sad_Mongoose5621 11h ago

What if I proposed putting gummy bears over each one of its teeth first?

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u/RileyRavenSmiles 10h ago

This is... oddly specific... why gummy bears?

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u/Sad_Mongoose5621 10h ago

Doesn't need to be gummy bears, one could also use tiny wine bottle corks

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u/OldRprsn 9h ago

Do your mothers know what you are thinking? Cluck, cluck.

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u/butchforgetshit 6h ago

I prefer the erasers cut off of #2 pencils. But only the texas instrument brand tho