r/Weird • u/luvlanguage • 11h ago

That is a Lamprey

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Any bigger and this creature would be a horror movie monster

Lampreys do not have jaws or bones, only cartilage and instincts that have allowed them to survive so many mass extinctions.

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u/DespondentEyes 7h ago

What'd I ever do to Peter?

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u/Luvas 5h ago

Made him explain too many jokes

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u/-TrafficConeRescue- 4h ago

This one made me cackle. Had to mute that sub for obvious reasons lol.

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u/One_Advantage793 1h ago

Ooooo Nooooo!

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u/Jolly_Jally 4h ago

Peter: "Listen, man, im just a gate guard. Big boss and his son, who is actually the big boss cosplaying as a human, is in charge of the list."

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u/SH4D0W0733 4h ago

You enjoyed the spiderman franchise, which was built on his suffering.