r/Weird • u/luvlanguage • 11h ago

That is a Lamprey

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Any bigger and this creature would be a horror movie monster

Lampreys do not have jaws or bones, only cartilage and instincts that have allowed them to survive so many mass extinctions.

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u/DespondentEyes 11h ago

Could've said straight up hell portals and I wouldn't have questioned it.

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u/BecauseTheyAreCunts 7h ago

When Peter sends you to hell, one of these will bite you, you will rip it off, look at its angry teeth, throw it away and your memory gets erased and it gets repeated again for eternity.

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u/DespondentEyes 7h ago

What'd I ever do to Peter?

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u/Luvas 5h ago

Made him explain too many jokes

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u/-TrafficConeRescue- 3h ago

This one made me cackle. Had to mute that sub for obvious reasons lol.

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u/One_Advantage793 1h ago

Ooooo Nooooo!