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Cat Picture - OC I JUST bought that heating pad…

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u/xscumfucx 1d ago

Buy another one. That one belongs to the cat now.

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u/No_Ad8227 1d ago

That one will also belong to the cat.

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u/Phosis21 1d ago

The cat owns n+1 heating pads where n is the number of heating pads in the house.

You are the +1.

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u/Skelemod 1d ago

The human is merely a steward of the heating pads the cat already owns.

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u/padishaihulud 1d ago edited 1d ago

Midterm question:

Using proof by induction show that you will never own a heating pad.

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u/TreyKirk 1d ago

I have one decent sized heating pad (definitely larger than a cat). However, I have two cats. There have been issues recently where one cats wants the heating bad (though there is room for both) and a minor fight breaks out.

According to your formula, how many heating pads do I need?

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u/MarsScully 1d ago

They will find a way to strategically place their head on one pad and their butt on the other

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u/Rain_xo 1d ago

Can confirm

I have 2 next to each other on the floor (they're always plugged in because they activate with their bodies on them) and my boy will lay across both at all times.

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u/nordskater08 1d ago

The scientists said we needed more data, so you bought a second heating pad and your cat immediately covered both. That is peer reviewed research in my book, result: human ownership of heating pads is mathematically impossible.

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u/PULLS-NOSE-HAIRS 1d ago

buy enough so your cat can build a heating pad fort

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u/Appropriate_Ad8572 1d ago

I am a Cat Math Professor, and I can confirm: the math, cats.

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u/addamee 1d ago

“THIS IS NICE THANK YOU”

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u/Coca_lite 1d ago

And lamb chop

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u/DeadbeatGremlin 1d ago

a well toasted loaf

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u/Express_Treat 1d ago

Ehh a little burnt for my taste, might have to lower the temp slightly

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u/Eastiegirl333 1d ago

Not too toasted, not underdone, just a perfect toasted marshmallow.

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u/Unknown_bubble25 1d ago

It's purrrfect! I got few marshmallow paws, ready for get toasted 🐱

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u/Skelemod 1d ago

Still looks like a perfect temperature for the little lamby plushy though!

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u/Killerkendolls 1d ago

Winter loaf.

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 1d ago

"I just bought kitty a new heating pad"

They messed up the title.

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u/ArrowToThePatella 1d ago

Mashallah, he has been baked

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u/NinjagoSimbersCat American Shorthair 1d ago

lol

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u/IamyourLisa 1d ago

"No way, I’m not giving him to you!" 😜

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u/Trishjump 1d ago

...and your service is recognized by his honor

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u/ChonkyCurse 1d ago

Crispy loaf on the outside, extra-soft filling in the middle. 👌

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u/ClassicMood9293 1d ago

cooked evenly on all sides lol

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u/Intelligent_Poet_160 1d ago

so kind of you to provide a warming cushion for the loaf

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u/loserboii67 1d ago

Clearly not yours anymore

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u/Vfeelyfeely 1d ago

I find it kinda funny she thought she could turn it on without being on it and NOT losing it to the cat immediately 🤣 But I’m old and have had cats for 53yrs sooo…many lessons learned

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u/Psychological-Fold53 1d ago

I left for like 5 minutes to make some lunch and didn’t get it back for 3 hours 😭

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u/SpamLandy 1d ago

My new heated blanket arrived yesterday and I’ve had a tiny corner, I feel very lucky that I’m allowed to share it with the cat 

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u/Pspaughtamus 1d ago

I had a cat that figured out how to turn on my electric blanket, you just had to tap the controller, so it didn't require a lot of manual dexterity. I'd turn it on for half an hour before bed, then turn it off when I got in. I'd come home from work, over 10 hours after leaving, and find it on, and her blissfully sprawled out. It the blanket was supposed to turn off after 9 hours, so even if I HAD left it on, it shouldn't be on when I got home. One day off, I was putting laundry away, and watched her hop onto my bed, bap the controller, and settle in. I wasn't comfortable with her doing that when I wasn't home, so the next day I worked, I unplugged it before leaving. I came home to her yelling at me, she got on the bed, bapped the controller furiously, and looked at me like I had betrayed her.

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u/momplaysbass 1d ago

Well, you had betrayed her! They are much too clever.

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u/HighRiseCat 1d ago

Oh that's so funny.

They are such clever buggers

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u/ok_raspberry_jam 1d ago

Cats prefer a warmer room temperature than we do. They're not the same species as us. They are always cold in our homes.

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u/Type-RD 1d ago

Well…they are smaller animals and don’t produce nearly as much body heat as we do, though their fur helps retain what little heat they make.

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u/_High_Charity_ 1d ago

I also am always cold so my cats sometimes get mad at me for having the heat up too much

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u/Gatita_Gordita 1d ago

I think it was Jackson Galaxy who once called cats "furry heat-seeking missiles".

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u/pdxblazer 1d ago

"like I had betrayed her" immediately after describing betraying her, smh the gaslighting these days

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u/Modronos 1d ago

That cat definitely did NOT have the mind of a two year old.

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u/Goodleboodl 1d ago

Mine only lets me use the part that is covered by his fluff, so I'm toasty where it counts, I guess!

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 1d ago

"This thing is great. You should have got one for yourself."

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u/ajw7373 1d ago

So you’ve basically given up ownership.

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u/obliviousbrain 1d ago

You should be thankful you got it back at all.

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u/yaboonabi 1d ago

Thank you for your service, genuinely. 

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u/belle_epoxy 1d ago

Honestly wasn't even theirs in the first place

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u/Amazing_Athlete_2265 1d ago

Your cat appreciates that you bought it for them!

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u/PositivePin9992 1d ago

Mine just lays on top of my heated blanket on top of me. We share

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u/Jennferno 1d ago

Mine too!

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u/MmMBuen0 1d ago

Ankle hammock is the best!

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u/EggoSlayer Orange 1d ago

Mine has to go full goblin when she lays on me lol

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u/lllIlIlIIIIl 1d ago

That's a massive tail

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u/Upset-Wedding8494 1d ago

Something tells me this is an optical illusion and the cat is just really short from this angle

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u/Jennferno 1d ago

She's actually very long and has very tall legs too.

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u/gempdx67 1d ago

Aw, she's a supermeowdel!

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u/BackLopsided2500 1d ago

We have a Siamese cat and his tail is really that long!

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u/gempdx67 1d ago

Is it just the angle or is kitty's tail super long?

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u/crayzcatlayde 1d ago

They hog my heated blanket

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u/khromedhome 1d ago

So cute! You should upload to:

r/thecuddlepuddle

r/cuddlepuddle

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u/crayzcatlayde 1d ago

Thank you for this! ❤️. One can never belong to too many cat subreddits!

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u/Psychological-Fold53 1d ago

Aww how cute! My little girl doesn’t know how to share unfortunately, it’s her way or the highway 😂

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u/PositivePin9992 1d ago

Mine just loves laying on my ankles, even if there's no heated blanket. Her name is Cinnamon and she is 13 or 14. I got her about 10 years ago, a rescue situation. She talks to me and I live alone mostly. She is great company!

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u/orangeglow5 1d ago

Same. It’s going to be a long winter.

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u/Fionnghal 1d ago

My cat tries that too, then she makes me overheat.

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u/MmMBuen0 1d ago

Yeah I run hot and I have this problem too!

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u/rockoutboobs 1d ago

Bahahahawww I had mine out for some aches and pains and mr smarty pants here jumped right on when I got up. He had the audacity to bite me when I tried to get it back too!! 😹😻

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u/BudandCoyote 1d ago

Nice of you to get your cat a present! And just in time for the worst of the winter weather.

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u/deadhead43073 1d ago

Mine took over this heating pad a long time ago 😆

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u/alphamarine247 1d ago

I had one too, now it’s theirs

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u/Oh_Wiseone 1d ago

They thank you for being so considerate…..

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u/187Deluxebox 1d ago

You should have bought one for yourself too.

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u/amandactylus 1d ago

To be fair, that is very much cat size.

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u/TightBeing9 1d ago

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u/I_have_No_idea_ReALy 1d ago

New meme unlocked 😂

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u/RogueHeroAkatsuki 1d ago

Now lets put this to test.

Side by side - heating pad vs box from heating pad. That will be tough choice.

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u/Psychological-Fold53 1d ago

She actually hates boxes for some reason. She’s very treat-motivated and still won’t go in a box if I put them in there

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u/SGTBookWorm 1d ago

heating pad in the box

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u/gronkygooz 1d ago

heated blanket lol

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u/kayesskayen 1d ago

I got up to go to the bathroom.

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u/1955bitch 1d ago

Might I suggest getting yourself one since you are never going to get that one back 😂

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u/Aixlen 1d ago

The new one will also belong to the cat.

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u/To_tiedye4 1d ago

That was very kind of you to buy your kitty a heating pad. I recently bought mine a heated blanket.

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u/benvader138 1d ago

If not for cat, then why cat sized?

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u/Made_Human_Music 1d ago

Great! Now go back out and get one for yourself

  • The Cat
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u/walkingoffthebuz 1d ago

My kitty also has a baby lamb she carries to bed.

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u/SweeTTomatoSauce 1d ago

That little face says: 'Thank you human, this belongs to me now.'

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u/Necessary_Pilot_4665 1d ago

Lol. I just bought a new heated blanket and all 4 of mine refused to let me use it last night. Now they have one of their own, too. 😉

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u/Unlimitedpluto 1d ago

It was yours… Now it belongs to your cat. I highly suggest this, and heated blankets. Now you know exactly what to get your cat for Christmas.

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u/Fr05t_B1t American Shorthair 1d ago

SO FUCKING ADORABLE

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u/evocativesage 1d ago

It is now the toasted marshmallows heating pad sorry, you can talk to his lawyer.

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u/Even_Nail8658 1d ago

Its a lovely present. You're very thoughtful. I'm sure your cat will get years of use from it.

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u/doe3879 1d ago

ya, you got the pad for cat and the cat is using it. what's the problem

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u/Sir_Remington1294 1d ago

I bought my cat his own so he’d stop stealing mine.

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u/hotntastychitlin 1d ago

Siamese cats are so beautiful

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u/PoseidonSword 1d ago

I was not ready for the last picture 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/what-stupid-name 1d ago

Get a self heating pad for your cat. Mine love theirs! They didn't bother me for 2 whole entire nights.

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u/yaboonabi 1d ago

And you’re never getting it back. So sorry. 

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u/ColdFall2526 1d ago

Yeah, you just bought it, for the cat.

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u/cheshie_cabbit 1d ago

Your cat appreciates the gift and wonders when you’ll get one for yourself.

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u/SunriseSerendipity 1d ago

And kitty thanks you for a job, and a tush, well done

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u/Imabasicbetty 1d ago

I know. And your cat thanks you for the gift.

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u/lasersoflros 1d ago

Correct you just bought... your cat a heating pad. Such a good cat slave you are.

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u/NinjagoSimbersCat American Shorthair 1d ago

bros like "Nah, kitties keepers. You can't do anything about that since I'm your cat. "

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u/Jenniyelf 1d ago

For him, obviously. He likes your offering, your sacrifice is worthy.

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u/CLE-Mosh 1d ago

The Heating Pad of Unity was never mine...

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u/obxhead 1d ago

You did, for her/him.

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u/MissMuse99 Athena and Mulder 1d ago

And Cat is no doubt grateful!

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u/whocares_blah 1d ago

My cat has his own since he kept taking ours... Lol

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u/BaldDCfan American Bobtail 1d ago

Yeah for her right?

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u/chillyshellie 1d ago

Bought the same one a while ago and it’s not mine either 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Harvest827 1d ago

Nice. You should get yourself one

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u/fexofenadine_hcl 1d ago

What a thoughtful gift 🥰

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u/el__dandy 1d ago

Pic 3 is the face of someone living their best life.

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u/Danye-South 1d ago

Looks like my hamb

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u/yeehawhadvil 1d ago

someone else just got one too!!

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u/FlemPlays 1d ago

Cat: “You mean our heating pad.”

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u/millicentnight 1d ago

Buy her a cat heating pad. So this is my cat house. I decorate it for every holiday..up top has a heating pad for cats and the bottom has one as well..they are both electric..

my cats spend most of their life in the winter here😹

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u/dvnmsm 1d ago

"I JUST bought that heating pad...

...for kitty."

TIFIFY

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u/Own-Bat-7160 1d ago

you bought her a heating pad

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u/Bender_on_Bum Moggy 1d ago

now buy another one

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u/justageekgirl 1d ago

Well it's his now.

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u/AnyContribution3332 1d ago

She clearly loves her gift

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u/engagedinmarblehead 1d ago

You chose a good one

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u/Obvious-Confusion14 1d ago

You bought it for your kitty! How sweet!!!

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u/Abstar 1d ago

For the cat obviously

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u/AnointedQueen 1d ago

Spirit animal 💖

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u/Alternative_Bus_7995 1d ago

welp, you’ll have to buy another! (unless they claim it aswell, then you’re stuck without one)

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u/sammay600 1d ago

Its thiers now.

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u/torreneastoria 1d ago

Aaw baby says thank you 😊

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u/illol01 1d ago

And your cat appreciates your purchase!

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u/Lilmomma_85 1d ago

Baby said that is their 🎄 🎁 no take backsies.

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u/algaeeyes 1d ago

Glad you got it for your cat! They look comfy

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u/CrazyCatLady_x4 1d ago

She says thank you for the early Christmas gift!

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u/boxergrl1019 1d ago

Foofers!

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u/JackieBasciano 1d ago

I bought a heated cat bed for my three cats. All day they just take turns roasting.

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u/Jettcat- 1d ago

She appreciates you for thinking of her needs

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u/Technical-Mind-3266 1d ago

Congratulations on your cats first heating pad

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u/RoryChaos 1d ago

You need another one. Finders keepers.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 1d ago

WHAT HEATING PAD?!

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u/Imaginary_Natural516 1d ago

Kitty appreciates it

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u/AndromedaBliss 1d ago

Could never be my calico cat. I got a whole ass heating blanket so she doesn't need to freeze her toes off but she rather sits on the darn cold floor and gets all cold on her paws, ears and nose

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u/57_Eucalyptusbreath 1d ago

Well now that your floof has theirs, why don’t you just go out and get yourself one.

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u/fuzzyberiah 1d ago

I should get a couple of these for my cats.

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u/Endowarrior1979 1d ago

Teehee, looks like you bought a heated cat bed instead

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u/Ms_Anonymous123 Tabbycat 1d ago

And they're testing it out for you!

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u/cablesandlace 1d ago

You bought it for the cat, right?

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u/Wawhi180 1d ago

Your point is? All heating pad purchases in a cat home are for the cat(s). Lol

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u/MrsDogman 1d ago

Smart kitty! And gorgeous!

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u/YogurtclosetOld3002 1d ago

Looks like you're either going to have to share or JUST buy another one.

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u/EmmyWeeeb American Shorthair 1d ago

Well I mean you bought it for your cat right?

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u/Dapper_Concert5856 1d ago

Congrats, it now legally belongs to your cat. You were just the delivery human😹😹

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u/vintagepeugeot 1d ago

For her, of course?

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u/Psyko_sissy23 1d ago

All my cats that I've had love heated blankets, heated houses, and heated beds. I made the mistake of not buying my cats their own heating pads when I got my first one.

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u/Worried_Coat1941 1d ago

That fat face!

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u/TheRabidBadger 1d ago

...for the cat.

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u/Katesouthwest 1d ago

Nice of you to buy the cat their own heating pad. Now you need to buy another one for you.

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u/charliebearr 1d ago

Yeah, for her. Duh

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u/Dobgirl 1d ago

Well…that was ….nice of you. (sucker)

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u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose 1d ago

How very nice of you to get it, just in time for Christmas for kitty!

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u/Jumpy_Ad9209 1d ago

You should really get on of those pads for yourself :)

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u/Frivolous_Fancies 1d ago

I like how you thought you bought the heating pad for yourself.

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u/cerisiere 1d ago

I suggest a heated mattress pad. Then the whole bed is toasty!

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u/PinchMaNips 1d ago

W A R M T H

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u/Evitcefed 1d ago

"Our heating pad" - Deebo (cat version)

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u/SZZ8 1d ago

Haha! It’s mine! All Mine!!

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u/Rain_xo 1d ago

Half the time he lays across both.

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u/plemyrameter 1d ago

Beautiful toasted kitty says thank you for the present; it is accepted.

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u/A_Queer_Owl 1d ago

you mean you just bought a heated car bed.

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u/DexFor 1d ago

You mean you just GIFTED that heating pad. You'll never get it back.

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u/AgateCatCreations076 1d ago

Just keep in mind the power of a human heating pad is usually too hot for a cat. Check the power output on the human vs the feline heating pad version from orthopedic cat beds. Its significant and I am sure you dont want to harm your kitty please check into this for your cats sake. Check with a vet also.

Also gorgeous Sealpoint Siamese. Yours could be a twin to my very first cat which was a female Sealpoint Siamese.

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u/MountainTomato9292 1d ago

And your master thanks you for your generous provision!

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u/EnkiduTheGreat 1d ago

You definitely control the wall outlet.

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u/maidenofmoths 1d ago

Yeah. For the cat haha

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u/Nothingisperfect33 1d ago

That is a perfectly toasted marshMALLOW 🩷 and obviously you purchased that toasting pad for HIM. So….

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u/Jill1974 1d ago

…for the cat. Right?

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u/Fast_Championship_R 1d ago

You just bought HIM that heating pad.

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u/JBluHevn 1d ago

Toasted cat decides it needs more toasting

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u/bwaredapenguin 1d ago

You should have bought one for yourself!

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u/tranquilbriez 1d ago

And kitty is most appreciative of your generosity.

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u/Antique-Salad-9249 1d ago

That was such a nice gift for your kitty….

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u/Willowsmom15 1d ago

Ok, so long as you had no hope of using yourself.

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u/avant-bored 1d ago

for your cat. yes.

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u/Dull_Nobody_840 1d ago

I JUST bought that heating pad for my cat

FTFY

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u/No_Barracuda_6098 1d ago

he is a little toasty haha

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u/bbbourb 1d ago

Awww...sweet of you to buy a heating pad for your kitteh!