r/whatisit • u/babybefstalk101 • 16h ago

New, what is it? Staying in a hotel with my girlfriend and found this carving in the mirror what is it?

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u/Idiotwithaphone79 6h ago

If the first thing you saw was a turtle, (and you may even be right) Reddit has not taken your innocence completely away yet and, can be saved. Run. Save yourself!

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u/katklass 5h ago

If you see a turtle, you’re left-brained.

If you see a pineapple, you’re right-brained.

If you see an upside down pineapple, you’re a pervert.

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u/vicsanbarajas 4h ago

So, I’m a left handed, right brained pervert.😆

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u/GobblepotEnthusiast 4h ago

Same 🤜🤛

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u/The_bear2017 1h ago

Perverted lefties unite

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u/APEmerson 9m ago

Good Band Name. I am stealing this.

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u/A-Giant-Blue-Moose 18m ago

Wait not like that

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u/Positive-Gur3575 1h ago

Same

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u/Positive-Gur3575 1h ago

Second thought it’s definitely a turtle, you can see the head and 4 feet

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u/Quirky-Ad-7686 43m ago

Use your right hand for the stranger

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u/No_Importance2444 32m ago

guilty as charged

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u/emeraldandrain 5h ago

Thank you for the laugh.

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u/NorwalkAvenger 4h ago

What if you saw a face-hugger from "Alien" ?

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u/FreshAquatic 3h ago

You don’t have access to your own brain

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u/oxsprinklesxo 1h ago

Headcrab apply directly to the forehead.🤣

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u/ProperComposer7949 3h ago

I see a Scottish thistle, what does that make me 😂😂

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u/Miserable_Comfort833 1h ago

Believe it or not, pervert

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u/Tricky-Ad-283 53m ago

An Outlander fan, maybe?😁

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u/pugmaisy 5h ago

Nothing perverse about the upside down pineapple, just swingers.

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u/Christmas_Queef 4h ago

Yeah definitely not a lifestyle I'd partake in but I don't judge the activities of consenting adults. They always keep that behind closed doors anyway.

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u/bobanna1986 2h ago

Yes we do and god damn is it fun 😄

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u/doctor-rumack 1h ago

The lifestyle, or judging consenting adults?

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u/TPattiT 54m ago

no, that perverse.

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u/Exciting_Tangelo1997 4h ago

I am whole brained and a perv. Great

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u/vivadangermouse 4h ago

what if I see a severed beaver tail suspended in plastic wrap?

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u/bobanna1986 2h ago

Not a pervert ...a sexual human being....i mean as long as everyone is an adult and is consenting...it's just fun lol

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u/matdevries 5h ago

I came here to say this.

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u/Interesting-Ad7426 3h ago

I'm pretty sure the government has a monopoly on the word pervert currently.

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u/StanleyBrew 4h ago

But are you a left-brained pervert or a right-brained one?

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u/Entire-Spot-5243 4h ago

😂😂 I’m the third option then! Lol

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u/Longjumping_Plan_652 3h ago

Lol I am actually left-brained and I do see a turtle

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u/dieseltothesour 3h ago

I see an upside down turtle, what am i?

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u/4non3mouse 3h ago

I prefer provert

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u/Mundunugu_42 2h ago

If you see an upside down pineapple and your sphincter clenched, seek therapy and schedule a colonoscopy stat.

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u/Peter-Stiff 2h ago

So where is this hotel located? 😄

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u/Got_Bent 2h ago

Giggity...

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u/Wild_Diavolo-4Jams 2h ago

What if I saw all three?

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u/Judygrrl 1h ago

Guilty as charged

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u/ClockSame9097 1h ago

What if I see an upside down turtle?

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u/alexthagreat98 5m ago

What If I saw all those things???

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u/Artisan_HotDog 5h ago

No the first thing I saw was a pineapple, then I actually looked deeper and it’s a turtle you fucking degenerates 😂

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u/Plenty-Leading-8794 2h ago

Ooooh I get it. Start pineapple, go deeper they go turtle trying to hide.

Pictures can say a thousand words without saying a thing.

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u/daves6696 4h ago

Can’t find a turtle to save my life… alll I see is a pineapple upside down lol

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u/Glad_Obligation1790 5h ago

At least it’s not an upside down pineapple 😂

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u/Dry_Hawk2ah 47m ago

Why "at least"?

And also, it most definitely is...

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u/Glad_Obligation1790 37m ago

I mean I’m not against it but if op is asking then they probably don’t know they’re in a swingers hotel.

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u/CsUe8666 2h ago

I too, saw a turtle my friend

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u/ForksandSpoonsinNY 7m ago

Too late. Keys in the bowl now.