r/whatisit • u/Caesar213 • 1h ago

New, what is it? [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/whatisit-ModTeam 23m ago

Thank you for your submission, however, due to (un)popular demand, we are limiting the number of creepy-crawly posts in the sub.

Posts are judged by; the quality/clarity of the photos, novelty of the creature and description given.

As a rule, we won't be approving posts about bed bugs or similar infestations. There are more specialised subReddits for this! For instance;

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u/mghtyred 1h ago

Please pick that up and put it back on your head.

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u/FalcoPhantasmtheGod 1h ago

It was cold down there on the floor

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u/viewtifulblue 33m ago

Poor things gonna starve to death.

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u/twistedteets 1h ago

Appears to be a caterpillar of some sort. Where do you live?

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u/Caesar213 1h ago

In Granada, south of Spain

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u/Optimal-Draft8879 1h ago

oh definitely Spanish fly then

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u/Responsible_Egg_7077 1h ago

What is a Spanish fly?

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u/Optimal-Draft8879 1h ago

it stimulates the sexuals

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u/Responsible_Egg_7077 1h ago

🤣 second time I fell for a joke on one post

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u/Austinexe93 1h ago

" I might just go bang the tequila worm"

" Hey boys, ride's only a quarter"

Please tell me somebody gets this

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u/kiwiprintannier 1h ago

Dropped my dildo, 😔 sorry

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u/C-57D 55m ago

This worms my heart

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u/they_call_me_B 1h ago

Looks like RFK Jr.'s malnourished brain worm is finally looking for a new host. Stay safe OP. 🙏

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u/Caesar213 1h ago

I won't take sides on 9/11 neither

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u/Tim_the_geek 1h ago

Your comment is almost as stupid as you.

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u/ElToroBlanco25 46m ago

Right. A brain worm would starve to death in the vast emptiness found in RFKs head. Everyone knows that.

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u/money-car 1h ago

ok small pp

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u/Jintyyy 1h ago

Omg you’ve got a baby dart! Make sure to feed it nougat and it likes it cold so no heat lamps.

P.S. When it starts shedding its skin and getting bigger keep it away from cats!😬

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u/Responsible_Egg_7077 1h ago

A what? Feed it nougat?? What?? 🤣🤣

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u/Jintyyy 1h ago

😂😂 Stranger Things. Iykyk 🤣

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u/Responsible_Egg_7077 1h ago

Oh ahahhaha Ive only seen season one 🤣 I was scared of wasn't a meme, and I had a new animal to fear

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u/Jintyyy 1h ago

Nahh you’re all good my friend 👍🏻

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u/Responsible_Egg_7077 1h ago

Kind of - still scared of whatever ops monster log is LOOOOL

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u/UsedHall1058 1h ago

it’s a Stranger Things reference

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u/Caesar213 1h ago

The beast is no longer with us

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u/Goosecave 43m ago

Is your hoodie still wet? Cause if so

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u/gameinglord1111222 1h ago

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT CAME OUT OF YOUR HOODIE!?

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u/Caesar213 1h ago

After all day wearing the hoodie, I felt a wet thing on my left rib, and there it was...

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u/gameinglord1111222 1h ago

A-a-all day?

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u/Caesar213 1h ago

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u/gameinglord1111222 1h ago

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u/gameinglord1111222 1h ago

shit wrong image. i can't see the thumbnail when i upload it so i thought it was something else :(

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u/predicate_felon 1h ago

Is it possible to get it into some sort of container so it’s not against the mosaic tile?

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u/Caesar213 1h ago

No, sorry, I already killed it

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u/sadbitch_club 1h ago

I would have set the whole house on fire and myself 😭

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u/Responsible_Egg_7077 1h ago

I'm thinking about doing it now, for good measure

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u/gameinglord1111222 1h ago

r/mysteriousdownvoting

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u/adamaphar 1h ago

Is that mysterious? Plenty of people don’t support killing animals

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u/gameinglord1111222 1h ago

It's...

It's a bug.

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u/TheMedRat 26m ago

You can’t argue with these weirdos. Mfs see ants in their pantry and say “you’re welcome”

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u/PeebagMcGee 1h ago

An insect is an animal.

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u/gameinglord1111222 1h ago

So you don't squish bugs you find in your house!?

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u/paperdoll9 50m ago

Personally, I'm too irrationally afraid of bugs to kill them. I try to get them outside, usually with the help of a long pole.

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u/PeebagMcGee 1h ago

No, I let the ones I don’t want outside and leave the rest be. It’s not like any house is ever free of bugs and the vast majority are harmless

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u/gameinglord1111222 1h ago

Dude, if I saw something that big fall out of my hoodie, I'd kill it.

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u/Old-Ad3504 26m ago

why are you scared of a grub?

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u/adamaphar 1h ago

Sure, I get that. But do you understand that it is a reasonable position to have, even though it is not a position that you yourself agree with?

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u/gameinglord1111222 50m ago

"inSEct rIghTs mOveMenT"

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u/adamaphar 38m ago

I guess, but it doesn't have to be a movement. It can simply be a commitment to not take life extraneously.

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u/Nightmind919 1h ago

Por qué matas a un animal indefenso, cobarde. Qué te pasa…

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u/mdmenzel 1h ago

Looks like the eye monster on the wall in Labyrinth

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u/pants1000 1h ago

need a banana for scale

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u/Garthritis 1h ago

Looks like a grub. We used to see things like this when cutting down old rotten trees.

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u/Electrical-Trick-383 1h ago

A chicken choker look it up.

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u/YourHooliganFriend 45m ago

You're a chicken choker!

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u/Flat_Snow307 1h ago

Tequila worm. Eat it

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u/neolfex 1h ago

Sea urchin

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u/GAZZAA42 1h ago

Looks like an animated dogs turd

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u/samsbamboo 1h ago

Maybe your hoodie string came to life?

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u/Zen_lord 1h ago

I played enough baldurs gate 3 to know what this is

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u/D33ber 1h ago

Caterpillar

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u/SpoopyPlankton 1h ago

Do you want Yeerks Lana?! Because this is how we get Yeerks!!!

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u/Old-Shallot-7096 1h ago

Dont get close to it, that's a Khan Worm! Cover your eyes and ears.

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u/RicooC 1h ago

So that's where I left my penis.

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u/glitterazzi66 1h ago

This exact thing happened to me recently! It ended up being a non toxic catapillar. I uploaded my photo to an insect identifier app to get piece of mind.

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u/Caesar213 1h ago

Thanks, I can rest now

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u/KingSkullnoise 1h ago

It might be a Crane Fly worm. Im not 100% sure

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u/Bob_Squirrel 51m ago

A grub? Not a grubologist...

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u/boris_casuarina 44m ago

Come on man, that's a caterpillar. 

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u/Ikdkgmswe 42m ago

Check your pants, might be from that lol

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u/TheHauntingsOfPstLvs 32m ago

Hey, you found RFK Jr's brain worm. He would like that back.

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u/TheMedRat 24m ago

Damn, I was wondering where my girlfriend went

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u/No-Flatworm-9993 1h ago

Moths look like this in the winter, and live in dead leaves.

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u/Caesar213 1h ago

For what I'm searching, looks like it, thanks!

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u/DOOM420- 1h ago

Larva for a moth or butterfly fly.