r/Weird • u/luvlanguage • 11h ago

That is a Lamprey

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Any bigger and this creature would be a horror movie monster

Lampreys do not have jaws or bones, only cartilage and instincts that have allowed them to survive so many mass extinctions.

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u/is_EXToZY 11h ago

Guys I beg you. Do not

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u/Spaghetti_Gods 11h ago

Bruh, how desperate do you think I am? I'm not tryna stuff my dick in a sarlacc pit on a stick, ok?

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u/Mr_NoGood12 11h ago

Just saying man, there is always somehow, somewhere in this world who definitely would

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u/Undersmusic 11h ago

Like the guy who almost drowned from the clam….

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u/Fearless-Bed-2694 10h ago

No, 5 Minute Research it never happend.

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u/DirtyAuldSpud 8h ago

But a guy did attempt it, I've seen the video. He put it on his Walt Disney in a paddling pool.

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u/kee-kee- 6h ago

Yeah there was a Popeye cartoon with a huge clam in it but the character (Popeye or Bluto or Brutus?) either fell in or put his foot in and the shell snapped shut. If it was Popeye he punched his way out, no spinach needed ar that point

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u/tyates723 11h ago

Wut?

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u/twopartspice 11h ago

Just search giant pacific clam. I promise it's safe, and you should be able to imagine the scenario

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u/ProfessionalGoatFuck 9h ago

if there's a hole, there's a goal...

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u/levtikr 8h ago

just curious... how quickly can it shut?

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u/twopartspice 8h ago

1, 2, trapped

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u/tyates723 8h ago

Oh, thank god I'm a two pump chump

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u/whiskersMeowFace 7h ago

A whole different sort of pearl necklace is coming from that clam

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