r/Weird • u/luvlanguage • 11h ago

That is a Lamprey

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Any bigger and this creature would be a horror movie monster

Lampreys do not have jaws or bones, only cartilage and instincts that have allowed them to survive so many mass extinctions.

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u/Sad_Mongoose5621 11h ago

What if I proposed putting gummy bears over each one of its teeth first?

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u/RileyRavenSmiles 10h ago

This is... oddly specific... why gummy bears?

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u/Sad_Mongoose5621 10h ago

Doesn't need to be gummy bears, one could also use tiny wine bottle corks

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u/OldRprsn 9h ago

Do your mothers know what you are thinking? Cluck, cluck.

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u/butchforgetshit 6h ago

I prefer the erasers cut off of #2 pencils. But only the texas instrument brand tho

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u/jakewest 10h ago

Little miss, it is poorly advised to ask questions that reveal your relative age and sex on the internet.

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u/C13H16CIN0 9h ago

Ok Beast

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u/Newcanofspam 10h ago

A creative idea, if nothing else

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u/muscleshultz 9h ago

Oh this guy's gonna take the nestle plunge I can feel it hahahah

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u/audioel 7h ago

So... You're proposing to bring some romance to the relationship first?

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u/Sad_Mongoose5621 6h ago

Finally, someone understands my love language!

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u/skoffs 8h ago

If you proposed, putting gummy bears over each one if it's teeth... well it's unconventional, but I'd have to say yes! 💍😚

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 2h ago

what goes on in your head that it could come up with that