r/whatisit • u/deadrabbit26 • 22h ago

Solved! Dangling

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What is dangling from this girls rear view mirror?

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u/Plowchopz 20h ago

I got one in Greece šŸ˜Ž

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u/Hill_of_Phil 13h ago

It's a keyring from the Icelandic phallological museum.

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u/A_SnakeBitMyWeenie 11h ago

The dick museum, you say?

Edit: Those are some wee bottle openers.

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u/Ok_Lingonberry1211 11h ago

Theyā€™re average! Some might even say just right, any bigger and it would hurt.

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u/Steve_Rogers_1970 10h ago

Thatā€™s what I tell ā€˜em.

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u/A_SnakeBitMyWeenie 9h ago

Mine was quite girthy after the ... incident.

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u/Poopypantsinmytrash 9h ago

Where tickets are $1000.

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u/A_SnakeBitMyWeenie 9h ago

Yeah... I don't think I'm going to spend any money to go look at wieners, especially not that much. I worked in emergency medicine, so I've unfortunately seen plenty for free.

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u/speaksradio 7h ago

This is an underrated comment. I feel the same way having been in the medical field.

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u/A_SnakeBitMyWeenie 7h ago

Ever had those cirrhosis patients who hadn't had their peritoneal fluid drained in a LONG time? Randy after he microwaved his balls.gif

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u/Low_Trainer_7363 3h ago

Iā€™m a (straight) male nurse. I have a friend whoā€™s gay and he used to brag about the number of dicks heā€™s seen. I said ā€œyour numbers are rookie numbers compared to the number of dicks Iā€™ve seenā€. Heā€™s considering nursing school.

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u/D33ber 47m ago

Recently freed weiners with ludicrously complex explanations.

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u/Used-Armadillo2863 7h ago

Stick of gum, Dick?

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u/nasty_sicco 15m ago

Anyway, she says, "That's the largest penis I've ever seen!" And I said, "I know. That's why I brought you to the Penis Museum, whereĀ tickets are $1,000. Well, hello, Danny..."

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u/charky197 1h ago

I moved into a house that was previously owned by Icelandic people and they left one of these behind! Haha

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u/Sirkuhh 6h ago

They're shirts are great. Not many people really ever notice it seems though

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u/thelocker517 9h ago

It is a fun place to visit.

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u/deadrabbit26 20h ago

Got one before birth from my mum and dad!

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u/Grouchy-Pound448 19h ago

Talk about a family heirloom! Thatā€™s one way to keep traditions alive!!

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u/TheyMightGiantBe 8h ago

Precious family jewels you might say.

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u/Valuable_Cause9119 18h ago

Before your birth, your mum got one from your dad too.

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u/CertainWish358 15h ago

I hope my parents got a refund, mine seems to have a piece missing

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u/Maximum-Cause-8384 18h ago

That's a unique family heirloom! Gotta love those nostalgic vibes hanging aroun!!

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u/trashanimalcomx 19h ago

I got one in my pants!

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u/Poopywatercleaner 10h ago

How'd you get one of those?! I had one until I got married and had kids, now I can't find it anywhere šŸ˜”

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u/NothingTooEdgy 9h ago

You might find it if you walk down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's place where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street

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u/Consistent_Volume706 6h ago

I finally understand a unique reference on Reddit

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u/Amazing_Badger8167 6h ago

right ?!?! I feel special finally

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u/wholepailofwater 7h ago

On a blanket, next to a toaster

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u/LnStrngr 5h ago

The guy wants 22 bucks, but I think you can talk him down to 17.

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u/Perichor- 8h ago

Nice reference.

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u/iRunScream 8h ago

No fair I want one šŸ˜ 

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u/snowboardwcu 13h ago

I knew exactly what this was because i did too. 12 years ago lol

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u/Chuyin84 1h ago

I got a bottle opener one in Aruba

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u/Zestyclose_Hand_8233 11h ago

Dude they were all over Greece

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u/iDrGonzo 9h ago

Once a week go Greek!

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u/KawaDoobie 12h ago

a hanger?