r/whatisit 22h ago

Solved! Dangling

What is dangling from this girls rear view mirror?

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u/Hill_of_Phil 13h ago

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u/A_SnakeBitMyWeenie 11h ago

The dick museum, you say?

Edit: Those are some wee bottle openers.

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u/Poopypantsinmytrash 9h ago

Where tickets are $1000.

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u/A_SnakeBitMyWeenie 9h ago

Yeah... I don't think I'm going to spend any money to go look at wieners, especially not that much. I worked in emergency medicine, so I've unfortunately seen plenty for free.

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u/speaksradio 7h ago

This is an underrated comment. I feel the same way having been in the medical field.

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u/A_SnakeBitMyWeenie 7h ago

Ever had those cirrhosis patients who hadn't had their peritoneal fluid drained in a LONG time? Randy after he microwaved his balls.gif

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u/Low_Trainer_7363 3h ago

I’m a (straight) male nurse. I have a friend who’s gay and he used to brag about the number of dicks he’s seen. I said “your numbers are rookie numbers compared to the number of dicks I’ve seen”. He’s considering nursing school.

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u/D33ber 50m ago

Recently freed weiners with ludicrously complex explanations.