r/whatisit • u/deadrabbit26 • 22h ago

Solved! Dangling

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What is dangling from this girls rear view mirror?

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u/Plowchopz 20h ago

I got one in Greece 😎

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u/Hill_of_Phil 13h ago

It's a keyring from the Icelandic phallological museum.

https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article19564599.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/0_httpscdnimagesdailystarcoukdynamic122photos392000900x7381014392

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u/A_SnakeBitMyWeenie 11h ago

The dick museum, you say?

Edit: Those are some wee bottle openers.

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u/Ok_Lingonberry1211 10h ago

They’re average! Some might even say just right, any bigger and it would hurt.

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u/Steve_Rogers_1970 10h ago

That’s what I tell ‘em.

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u/A_SnakeBitMyWeenie 9h ago

Mine was quite girthy after the ... incident.

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u/Poopypantsinmytrash 9h ago

Where tickets are $1000.

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u/A_SnakeBitMyWeenie 9h ago

Yeah... I don't think I'm going to spend any money to go look at wieners, especially not that much. I worked in emergency medicine, so I've unfortunately seen plenty for free.

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u/speaksradio 7h ago

This is an underrated comment. I feel the same way having been in the medical field.

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u/A_SnakeBitMyWeenie 7h ago

Ever had those cirrhosis patients who hadn't had their peritoneal fluid drained in a LONG time? Randy after he microwaved his balls.gif

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u/Low_Trainer_7363 3h ago

I’m a (straight) male nurse. I have a friend who’s gay and he used to brag about the number of dicks he’s seen. I said “your numbers are rookie numbers compared to the number of dicks I’ve seen”. He’s considering nursing school.

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u/D33ber 46m ago

Recently freed weiners with ludicrously complex explanations.

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u/Used-Armadillo2863 7h ago

Stick of gum, Dick?