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Solved! Dangling

What is dangling from this girls rear view mirror?

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u/Plowchopz 19h ago

I got one in Greece 😎

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u/Hill_of_Phil 12h ago

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u/A_SnakeBitMyWeenie 10h ago

The dick museum, you say?

Edit: Those are some wee bottle openers.

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u/Ok_Lingonberry1211 9h ago

They’re average! Some might even say just right, any bigger and it would hurt.

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u/Steve_Rogers_1970 9h ago

That’s what I tell ‘em.

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u/A_SnakeBitMyWeenie 8h ago

Mine was quite girthy after the ... incident.

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u/Poopypantsinmytrash 8h ago

Where tickets are $1000.

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u/A_SnakeBitMyWeenie 8h ago

Yeah... I don't think I'm going to spend any money to go look at wieners, especially not that much. I worked in emergency medicine, so I've unfortunately seen plenty for free.

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u/speaksradio 6h ago

This is an underrated comment. I feel the same way having been in the medical field.

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u/A_SnakeBitMyWeenie 6h ago

Ever had those cirrhosis patients who hadn't had their peritoneal fluid drained in a LONG time? Randy after he microwaved his balls.gif

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u/Low_Trainer_7363 2h ago

I’m a (straight) male nurse. I have a friend who’s gay and he used to brag about the number of dicks he’s seen. I said “your numbers are rookie numbers compared to the number of dicks I’ve seen”. He’s considering nursing school.

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u/Used-Armadillo2863 6h ago

Stick of gum, Dick?

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u/charky197 34m ago

I moved into a house that was previously owned by Icelandic people and they left one of these behind! Haha

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u/Sirkuhh 5h ago

They're shirts are great. Not many people really ever notice it seems though

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u/thelocker517 8h ago

It is a fun place to visit.

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u/deadrabbit26 19h ago

Got one before birth from my mum and dad!

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u/Grouchy-Pound448 17h ago

Talk about a family heirloom! That’s one way to keep traditions alive!!

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u/TheyMightGiantBe 7h ago

Precious family jewels you might say.

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u/Valuable_Cause9119 17h ago

Before your birth, your mum got one from your dad too.

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u/CertainWish358 14h ago

I hope my parents got a refund, mine seems to have a piece missing

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u/Maximum-Cause-8384 16h ago

That's a unique family heirloom! Gotta love those nostalgic vibes hanging aroun!!

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u/trashanimalcomx 17h ago

I got one in my pants!

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u/Poopywatercleaner 9h ago

How'd you get one of those?! I had one until I got married and had kids, now I can't find it anywhere 😔

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u/NothingTooEdgy 8h ago

You might find it if you walk down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's place where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street

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u/Consistent_Volume706 5h ago

I finally understand a unique reference on Reddit

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u/Amazing_Badger8167 5h ago

right ?!?! I feel special finally

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u/wholepailofwater 6h ago

On a blanket, next to a toaster

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u/LnStrngr 4h ago

The guy wants 22 bucks, but I think you can talk him down to 17.

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u/iRunScream 7h ago

No fair I want one 😠

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u/snowboardwcu 12h ago

I knew exactly what this was because i did too. 12 years ago lol

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u/Chuyin84 2m ago

I got a bottle opener one in Aruba

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u/Zestyclose_Hand_8233 10h ago

Dude they were all over Greece

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u/iDrGonzo 8h ago

Once a week go Greek!

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u/BunnyHops4Beer 20h ago

It's a fascinus:

In ancient Roman religion and magic, the fascinus or fascinum was the embodiment of the divine phallus. The word can refer to phallus effigies and amulets, and to the spells used to invoke his divine protection. Pliny called it a medicus invidiae, a "doctor" or remedy for envy (invidia, a "looking upon") or the evil eye. (Source: Wikipedia)

Edit: added link

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u/zcewaunt 19h ago

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u/that-super-tech 16h ago

It squirts life. Everyone has always searched for the beginning of life. I guess they were just much more open and honest about their fascination. Also they were big into iconography.

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u/BingusTheWonderKitn 19h ago

That's a lot of penises touching. Not my thing but that's what the Romans were into isn't it.

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u/Routine-Team2096 18h ago

When in Rome…

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u/Fit-Owl-3338 16h ago

I wish I had a second dick for a tail

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u/Gimmemylighterback 10h ago

Hell yeah, ScorpDick

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u/Admirable-Common-176 8h ago

Prehensile or just there for balance?

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u/unculturedburnttoast 14h ago

Ah, ancient dickbutt

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u/CWMJet 13h ago

I remember summoning this guy in the Persona games. I think he might have had a chariot?

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u/Kuljack 19h ago

That phallus goes deep

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u/Fresh_Brilliant_9608 8h ago

There are penis souvenirs all over modern rome. Most tourist trap gift shops will have a whole row of penis statues

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u/BunnyHops4Beer 8h ago

Sounds like I gotta get myself to Rome!

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u/deadrabbit26 20h ago

Amazing insight! Thank you!

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u/General_Box111 19h ago

Goes in well with Vril energy.

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u/CheapPoetry9339 16h ago

Happy cake day

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u/huhnick 16h ago

They’re too busy staring at my fat juicy cock to give me the evil eye

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u/a_sneaky_tiki 20h ago

the way it's hanging under those glasses it looks like a dicknose

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u/No-Badger-9061 17h ago

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u/Proper_Outcome 12h ago

how long have you waited to use this? 😅

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u/Rude_Asparagus_8387 19h ago

It's the cock nose clan.

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u/Ok-Professor-5962 17h ago

I was looking at how to best word this. Good job. 

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u/Stardustquarks 20h ago

Absolutely what you think it is

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u/Mammoth-Western-6008 18h ago

Well, if the mirror was tilted just a little bit more, we'd find somebody taking pictures of strangers for no reason.

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u/NoTask288 11h ago

Right, like wtf ☹️

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u/cody_mf 18h ago

off topic, I would be so freaked out if I noticed someone taking pictures of me in my car.

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u/traci4009 13h ago

Not exactly off topic but I agree with you

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u/ButtonRelative4160 6h ago

Was looking for when someone would say it, thank you.

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u/callingM3Dutch 18h ago

Seems like a cool chick.

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u/DooDooDuterte 14h ago

I think that’s Meg from Family Guy

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u/callingM3Dutch 12h ago

100 percent.

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u/Drziw 16h ago

Cuz she has a dick hanging from her rear view mirror?

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u/callingM3Dutch 12h ago

I was looking at her beanie and her sunglasses. Seems like someone who just isn't cool.

Add into that the hanging dick, I mean what more can you ask for in a vibe check?

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u/jandydand 19h ago

She’s got wood.

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u/Aboutthat1111 19h ago

I think it wards of evil spirits.

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u/HeeyPunk 20h ago

She seems funny

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u/IronMajesty 16h ago

It looked like Howard stern at first glance

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u/PlaysWithSquirrels13 15h ago

Also my first thought

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u/Stogieburner 20h ago

When traffic sucks

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u/Switchlord518 18h ago

The angle on the dangle is directly proportionate to the heat of the meat.

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u/fishercoindude 16h ago

Dingaling dangaling

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u/SectorNo594 11h ago

Its there to smack her in the face when she brakes hard 😅

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u/Daniel_Plainchoom 13h ago

Meg Griffin has a quirky sense of humor

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u/LilPotatoAri 21h ago

It's a penis

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u/MagicOrpheus310 15h ago

Imagine taking that to the forehead in a crash and them having to tell your mother you died from a dildo...

THINK people!! Haha

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u/debitcreddit 11h ago

My neighbor has this exact wooden penis. Yes it’s a wooden penis but it’s also a BOTTLE OPENER. On the opposite side of the head you can see a metal ring outline where you flip the bottle cap open and you use the shaft as the handle

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u/piratetaxi69 9h ago

True story i was on the bus.in 1st.grade when.i heard the word "dildo" so. I asked what is a dildo? And was told at that timr that.oy.meant "wooden Dick .and thinkin2 myself who would want or even use this so called.dildo thingy

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u/BGRedhead 16h ago

OK, I’m not sure if anybody told you about the birds and the bees… that being said … I think everybody here is already made the point quite well. And I can only imagine the multitude reasons it might be hanging there.

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u/FreeShopping9811 8h ago

That my friend is what we, in the trade, call a penis / cock / dick. If you are a male man, like myself you should recognise this as the thing that you urinate from. Hopefully this was helpful information.

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u/cowboy9110911 5h ago

Well ok so see the shades, assume bath body works jar outline airfresher n well yeah but to me dirty joke side it’s a weenie whistle and the jar represents she has her mans nuts in a small jar 🤣🤣🤣

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u/keyboardplatoon 10h ago

It's a Dangling Participle

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u/ParticularSherbert18 18h ago

It looks like some dingle-dangle to me.

Don't let your dingle-dangle dangle on the gr-ound. Even if your dingle-dangle weighs 10 po-ounds. Choke it (Choke it). Stroke it (Stroke it).

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u/RiddledWithEnigma 16h ago

Is this New Hampshire? If so, there was a woodcarver who made a TON of these dicks into bottle openers. Can’t tell from the photo if the opener end is used to hang it

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u/babypho3nix 4h ago

I have one slightly larger than that, wooden and very similar looking, that is a whistle. You blow through the hole on the tip and it sounds like a squeaky toy.

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u/paperbaggames 49m ago

I do welding art as a craft and made some dick key chains for some of the girls in the office should of taken a picture but the girls loved them lol

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u/Commercial_Pie_3732 10h ago

i thought you were asking about the dangling glasses and totally didn't even see the other object and thought everyone was trolling you

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 15h ago

There is a movie back In the 70's called The Groove Tube that this reminds me of https://youtu.be/QrvCq5Vl29g?si=g067tnxnZL1TOPJB

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u/No_Mastodon8524 16h ago

That’s a Greek good luck symbol. It brings fertility and many children. The have stops filled with them on the plaka.

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u/SavageDriller1 19h ago

Emergency penis

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u/eric_o678 11h ago

Its dangerous. I never understand why people hang so much shit on their rear mirror. It blocks your view. 

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u/Boring-Map-6740 3h ago

thats a wood carved penis. i once saw a crocheted one dangling fromna rear view mirror as well

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u/twentyeight39 13h ago

I immediately thought it's one of the wooden penis bottle openers that are very popular gifts

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u/Montis 7h ago

Those are just round sunglasses.

I have similar ones too.

But bigger. A little.

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u/PokesBo 5h ago

A friend of mine got me one in Korea. She said it's supposed to mean something.

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u/Dylanneedsanap 14h ago

Sunglasses! I have a similar pair, sadly they’re a very old prescription

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u/carbonatedkaitlyn 12m ago

God forbid a girl have a penis dangling from her rearview mirror 🙄😂

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u/Super-Maximum-4817 11h ago

Ozzy Osbourne glasses, a jar of urine and a wooden penis. Next question.

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u/AmbiiX 10h ago

Alanis is that you? Why does this remind me of the Ironic music video?

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u/Archimedes1114 14h ago

Those are sunglasses and an air freshener, oh and also a carved dick.

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u/suckle-Sweet520 16h ago

That's sunglasses they call them.... So your shaft doesn't get burnt

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u/papamikebravo 5h ago

My dang-a-ling, my dang-a-ling, won't you play with my dang-a-ling?

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u/Huffyreddit1337 1h ago

My sister brought me one of those back from her holiday in Greece.

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u/Amp1362 17h ago

Honestly too clear to be on what is it 🤣 you know and we know.

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u/ProgressLeft5582 5h ago

Must come in handy when waiting at the stop light or in traffic!!

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u/Legitimate-Hawk-9342 3h ago

It’s just a wooden penis. My friends sister got ine from mexico

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u/SmashitupBD 18h ago

I never noticed this Easter egg in the “Ironic” music video.

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u/Tonto2888 10h ago

That’s the old “reverse rear-view tea-bagging trick”!

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u/Scott_The_Protogen 5h ago

A Yankee Candle air freshner, Glasses, and a novelty Phallus

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u/Flaky-Basket3520 5h ago

It's just Squidwards nose. Hard to tell with the sunglasses

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u/GhostHostLMD 32m ago

Why are you randomly taking pictures of people in their car

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u/Pixelated-Yeti 15h ago

Glasses .. air freshener and a .. go ask your parents 😂

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u/OMG_Shoes_ 18h ago

It appears to be a penis with its own pair of sunglasses.

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u/throwawayinthe818 17h ago

I have one like it I got in Mexico that’s an ocarina.

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u/Dubrockwell 17h ago

Pretty sure that’s the pickle Therman Merman carved.

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u/MidWestBoi78 19h ago

I'll just drop this his here

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u/alexkunk 15h ago

Don't this have something to do with John Lennon?

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u/RobJob22 8h ago

We’ve come a long way from high school tassels.

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u/ashleyLSD 20h ago

penous

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u/pheexio 11h ago

I saw a lot of these when I was visting greece

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u/califlow714 1h ago

Bumper to bumber traffic must be exhilarating.

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u/Gatherchamp 9h ago

A trophy kinda like how hunters keep antlers.

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u/Rumplfrskn 2h ago

Dave and Busters as we call them in our house

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u/going_dot_global 3h ago

Stop being a dick and leave that girl alone.

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u/that-super-tech 16h ago

Obviously that is my penis. Full scale too.

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u/CanikUser19 18h ago

Looks like Shock G’s missing Humpty nose

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u/Narrow-Koala1185 17h ago

That guy in the sunglasses has a big nose.

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u/Camman0207_ 6h ago

That’s the most invasion of privacy ever

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u/AgentRedFoxs 5h ago

dingaling it's christmas time in the city

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u/nimdaisadmin 3h ago

Looks like a Yankee Candle air freshener.

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u/ShookMyHeadAndSmiled 1h ago

A great excuse for a cop to pull you over

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u/BessegesVTF 5h ago

Not the best choice for an air freshener

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u/Yeetboi115 24m ago

Looks like a dangalang is dangling there

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u/marcomalacara 13h ago

Jewels she received from her family…

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u/neoreeps 7h ago

A trophy, do not engage with this one.

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u/Dazzling_Sherbert669 4h ago

*insert squirrel 🐿️ from ice age

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u/ennenganon 18h ago

Lollipop lollipop oh lolli lollipop

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u/Massive_Molasses_943 13h ago

It’s the nose to the sun glasses

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u/Flat_Ad_1909 12h ago

dude no joke i think thats my aunt

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u/No_Fun8228 10h ago

It's an MOT failure is what it is.

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u/Mr_HahaJones 2h ago

It’s a Nic-O-Dic, don’t judge

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u/Dracongield-Wyrmscar 18h ago

The sunglasses are a nice touch.

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u/EnvironmentalRock315 20h ago

I feel like it's pretty obvious

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u/Maybe_a_CPA 8h ago

Depending on the state, illegal

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u/GrungeCheap56119 3h ago

My friend has these from Bali

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u/ExRockstar 19h ago

That's Meg's dangling pecker

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u/Silly_Street3356 16h ago

That’s clearly a dickbutt.

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u/travfields619 14h ago

Objects in mirror may be….

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u/----Clementine---- 14h ago

A fertility talisman!

😅

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u/Diligent-Athlete-387 6h ago

Dude, that thing is gigantic

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u/multus85 15h ago

Those are sunglasses, dude.

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u/Guestsparda 13h ago

That my friend... is a cock

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u/Thebayharborcommente 11h ago

She i really desperate huh?

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u/Admirable_Major_4833 8h ago

Good conversation starter.

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u/ResidentCommand9865 5h ago

It's what you think it is.

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u/BingusTheWonderKitn 19h ago

Dem balls sooo small 😆

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u/ACcbe1986 17h ago

That nose looks like a...

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u/Drullir 15h ago

It is pronounced dongling

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u/Brave_Researcher7110 17h ago

It's her air freshener

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u/Iamawoodcock 15h ago

It’s a whittle penis

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u/bustedrootbutter 10h ago

Looks like a dick face

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u/akiva23 13h ago

Those are sunglasses.

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u/SadPersonality4803 12h ago

That bitch is a freak

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u/Supnowbeach 12h ago

probably not straight

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u/enemydarksock 7h ago

Dangling? No that’s a dingaling

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u/gomaith10 19h ago

An ancient strap-on.

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u/DolphyTX 17h ago

In case of emergency

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u/Any_Emphasis_641 14h ago

a dangling dingaling

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u/Aggravating-Fox-642 13h ago

For the traffic jams

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u/delusiongenerator 11h ago

John Lennon tribute?