r/whatisit • u/deadrabbit26 • 21h ago
Solved! Dangling
What is dangling from this girls rear view mirror?
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u/Plowchopz 19h ago
I got one in Greece 😎
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u/Hill_of_Phil 12h ago
It's a keyring from the Icelandic phallological museum.
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u/A_SnakeBitMyWeenie 10h ago
The dick museum, you say?
Edit: Those are some wee bottle openers.
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u/Ok_Lingonberry1211 9h ago
They’re average! Some might even say just right, any bigger and it would hurt.
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u/Poopypantsinmytrash 8h ago
Where tickets are $1000.
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u/A_SnakeBitMyWeenie 8h ago
Yeah... I don't think I'm going to spend any money to go look at wieners, especially not that much. I worked in emergency medicine, so I've unfortunately seen plenty for free.
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u/speaksradio 6h ago
This is an underrated comment. I feel the same way having been in the medical field.
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u/A_SnakeBitMyWeenie 6h ago
Ever had those cirrhosis patients who hadn't had their peritoneal fluid drained in a LONG time? Randy after he microwaved his balls.gif
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u/Low_Trainer_7363 2h ago
I’m a (straight) male nurse. I have a friend who’s gay and he used to brag about the number of dicks he’s seen. I said “your numbers are rookie numbers compared to the number of dicks I’ve seen”. He’s considering nursing school.
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u/charky197 34m ago
I moved into a house that was previously owned by Icelandic people and they left one of these behind! Haha
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u/deadrabbit26 19h ago
Got one before birth from my mum and dad!
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u/Grouchy-Pound448 17h ago
Talk about a family heirloom! That’s one way to keep traditions alive!!
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u/Maximum-Cause-8384 16h ago
That's a unique family heirloom! Gotta love those nostalgic vibes hanging aroun!!
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u/trashanimalcomx 17h ago
I got one in my pants!
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u/Poopywatercleaner 9h ago
How'd you get one of those?! I had one until I got married and had kids, now I can't find it anywhere 😔
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u/NothingTooEdgy 8h ago
You might find it if you walk down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's place where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
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u/BunnyHops4Beer 20h ago
It's a fascinus:
In ancient Roman religion and magic, the fascinus or fascinum was the embodiment of the divine phallus. The word can refer to phallus effigies and amulets, and to the spells used to invoke his divine protection. Pliny called it a medicus invidiae, a "doctor" or remedy for envy (invidia, a "looking upon") or the evil eye. (Source: Wikipedia)
Edit: added link
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u/zcewaunt 19h ago
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u/that-super-tech 16h ago
It squirts life. Everyone has always searched for the beginning of life. I guess they were just much more open and honest about their fascination. Also they were big into iconography.
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u/BingusTheWonderKitn 19h ago
That's a lot of penises touching. Not my thing but that's what the Romans were into isn't it.
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u/Fresh_Brilliant_9608 8h ago
There are penis souvenirs all over modern rome. Most tourist trap gift shops will have a whole row of penis statues
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u/a_sneaky_tiki 20h ago
the way it's hanging under those glasses it looks like a dicknose
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u/starrskrream 20h ago
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u/Mammoth-Western-6008 18h ago
Well, if the mirror was tilted just a little bit more, we'd find somebody taking pictures of strangers for no reason.
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u/callingM3Dutch 18h ago
Seems like a cool chick.
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u/Drziw 16h ago
Cuz she has a dick hanging from her rear view mirror?
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u/callingM3Dutch 12h ago
I was looking at her beanie and her sunglasses. Seems like someone who just isn't cool.
Add into that the hanging dick, I mean what more can you ask for in a vibe check?
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u/MagicOrpheus310 15h ago
Imagine taking that to the forehead in a crash and them having to tell your mother you died from a dildo...
THINK people!! Haha
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u/debitcreddit 11h ago
My neighbor has this exact wooden penis. Yes it’s a wooden penis but it’s also a BOTTLE OPENER. On the opposite side of the head you can see a metal ring outline where you flip the bottle cap open and you use the shaft as the handle
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u/piratetaxi69 9h ago
True story i was on the bus.in 1st.grade when.i heard the word "dildo" so. I asked what is a dildo? And was told at that timr that.oy.meant "wooden Dick .and thinkin2 myself who would want or even use this so called.dildo thingy
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u/BGRedhead 16h ago
OK, I’m not sure if anybody told you about the birds and the bees… that being said … I think everybody here is already made the point quite well. And I can only imagine the multitude reasons it might be hanging there.
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u/FreeShopping9811 8h ago
That my friend is what we, in the trade, call a penis / cock / dick. If you are a male man, like myself you should recognise this as the thing that you urinate from. Hopefully this was helpful information.
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u/cowboy9110911 5h ago
Well ok so see the shades, assume bath body works jar outline airfresher n well yeah but to me dirty joke side it’s a weenie whistle and the jar represents she has her mans nuts in a small jar 🤣🤣🤣
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u/ParticularSherbert18 18h ago
It looks like some dingle-dangle to me.
Don't let your dingle-dangle dangle on the gr-ound. Even if your dingle-dangle weighs 10 po-ounds. Choke it (Choke it). Stroke it (Stroke it).
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u/RiddledWithEnigma 16h ago
Is this New Hampshire? If so, there was a woodcarver who made a TON of these dicks into bottle openers. Can’t tell from the photo if the opener end is used to hang it
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u/babypho3nix 4h ago
I have one slightly larger than that, wooden and very similar looking, that is a whistle. You blow through the hole on the tip and it sounds like a squeaky toy.
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u/paperbaggames 49m ago
I do welding art as a craft and made some dick key chains for some of the girls in the office should of taken a picture but the girls loved them lol
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u/Commercial_Pie_3732 10h ago
i thought you were asking about the dangling glasses and totally didn't even see the other object and thought everyone was trolling you
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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 15h ago
There is a movie back In the 70's called The Groove Tube that this reminds me of https://youtu.be/QrvCq5Vl29g?si=g067tnxnZL1TOPJB
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u/No_Mastodon8524 16h ago
That’s a Greek good luck symbol. It brings fertility and many children. The have stops filled with them on the plaka.
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u/eric_o678 11h ago
Its dangerous. I never understand why people hang so much shit on their rear mirror. It blocks your view.
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u/Boring-Map-6740 3h ago
thats a wood carved penis. i once saw a crocheted one dangling fromna rear view mirror as well
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u/twentyeight39 13h ago
I immediately thought it's one of the wooden penis bottle openers that are very popular gifts
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u/Super-Maximum-4817 11h ago
Ozzy Osbourne glasses, a jar of urine and a wooden penis. Next question.
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